{"id":17284,"date":"2019-04-19T07:49:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T04:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17284"},"modified":"2019-04-19T07:49:38","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T04:49:38","slug":"telefoane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/telefoane\/","title":{"rendered":"Telefoane"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Vreau un telefon nou.<\/p>\n

-De ce?<\/p>\n

-\u0102sta a cam obosit de la updates. Nucleele de performan\u021b\u0103 nu mai fac fa\u021b\u0103 jocurilor de ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie. Vreau un telefon cu care s\u0103 omor milioane de mon\u0219tri \u0219i de zombies \u00een fiecare zi. \u00cen Full HD, cu op\u021biuni de personaje, eventual multiplayer, s\u0103 am senza\u021bia de tov\u0103r\u0103\u0219ie. Vreau s\u0103 particip cu el la curse de mare vitez\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103d fiecare pixel din praful drumului pe care \u00eel str\u0103bat. \u0218i s\u0103 recunosc frunzele copacului de pe margine.<\/p>\n

-Da, frate, corect. E momentul.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i eu vreau un telefon nou.<\/p>\n

-De ce?<\/p>\n

-\u0102sta vechi nu face fotografii chiar at\u00e2t de bune. Hai, pe zi mai treac\u0103 mearg\u0103 dar seara nu prea ies clare. Vreau limpezime de cristal, culori bogate, efecte de lumin\u0103 \u0219i blur, \u0219i cel programe profesioniste de editare foto. Vreau s\u0103 fac shootinguri de beauty \u0219i fashion.<\/p>\n

-Da, frate, corect. E momentul.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i eu vreau un telefon nou.<\/p>\n

-De ce?<\/p>\n

-S\u0103 sun cu el.<\/p>\n

Lini\u0219te stupefiat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Ce s\u0103 faci, m\u0103?<\/p>\n

-S\u0103… sun… cu el.<\/p>\n

-Lol, haha, rofl lmao. Sunatul e soooo last century.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

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