{"id":17294,"date":"2019-04-20T21:55:07","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T18:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17294"},"modified":"2019-04-20T21:55:07","modified_gmt":"2019-04-20T18:55:07","slug":"balada-lui-liviu-dragnea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/balada-lui-liviu-dragnea\/","title":{"rendered":"Balada lui Liviu Dragnea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ce mult te-am iubit, Paraschivo,
\n\u021ai-am zis-o de-o mie de ori
\n\u0218i ca drept dovad\u0103
\n\u021ai-am scos la gr\u0103mad\u0103
\nPuzderie de infractori. <\/p>\n

Te-am luat de la m\u0103-ta de-acas\u0103
\nDe\u0219i \u00ee\u021bi puteam fi str\u0103mo\u0219.
\nDar \u0219i Irinuca expir\u0103 cu timpul
\n\u0218i-atunci urmezi tu pe r\u0103boj. <\/p>\n

Te-am \u0219i cultivat, Paraschivo,
\n\u021ai-am dat pe Veorika model,
\n\u0218i trei guverne de\u0219tepte ca d\u00e2nsa
\nS\u0103-\u021bi zg\u00e2nd\u0103re \u00een cerebel <\/p>\n

P\u0103 frati-tu \u0219i p\u0103 tot neamul
\nI-am angajat eu pe la stat
\nLe-am dat \u0219i salarii cu multe zerouri
\nPe fraieri i-am impozitat. <\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 te prind, Paraschivo,
\nLa urn\u0103 cu alt barosan
\n\u00ce\u021bi iau frigiderul \u0219i-\u021bi iau aragazul
\nTe las s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci raw-vegan
\n\u00ce\u021bi iau frigiderul \u0219i-\u021bi iau aragazul
\n\u0218i po\u021bi s\u0103 m-apuci de cocean. <\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

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Ce mult te-am iubit, Paraschivo, \u021ai-am zis-o de-o mie de ori \u0218i ca drept dovad\u0103 \u021ai-am scos la gr\u0103mad\u0103 Puzderie de infractori. Te-am luat...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12954,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/dragnea.jpg?fit=614%2C295&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17295,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294\/revisions\/17295"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}