Iar dac\u0103 le mai pui \u015fi poz\u0103 de profil, \u015fi de c\u00e2te ori \u00eemi comentezi, \u00eemi r\u0103sar \u00een ochi o pereche de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e sau de pep\u0163i voinici cu mu\u015fchi p\u0103 ei, te mai miri c\u0103 nu pot vorbi serios cu tine.
\nIar \u0103sta e cazul c\u00e2nd e\u015fti fizic impecabil.
\nC\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i mai \u015fi at\u00e2rn\u0103 diverse detalii anatomice de m\u0103turi pe jos cu ele, serios: ia sfatul unei prietene. Nu fi Ion. Nu scoate vaca \u00een t\u00e2rg s-o faci de r\u00e2s.
\nNuditatea lipsit\u0103 de feeling \u015fi de emo\u0163ia intimit\u0103\u0163ii e total medical\u0103, ba chiar st\u00e2njenitoare. E de o mie de ori mai interesant pentru mine s\u0103 visez la mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi etalezi tot. <\/p>\n
Botul de ra\u0163\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n De\u015fi nu mai e popular ca \u00een 2017, botul de ra\u0163\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 se men\u0163ine solid pe pozi\u0163ie. Iar eu niciodat\u0103 nu i-am \u00een\u0163eles misterul \u015fi vraja. Tu \u00een luminile apusului de soare<\/strong><\/p>\n Vai, vai. Afrodita s-a n\u0103scut din spuma m\u0103rii, iar M\u0103rioara din a soarelui. Uite ce bun\u0103ciune romantic\u0103 \u015fi intens sexual\u0103 sunt eu, cum n-ai v\u0103zut nici \u00een genericul de la T\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi nelini\u015ftit. Tu sprijinind Turnul din Pisa, \u0163in\u00e2nd Arcul de Triumf \u00een palm\u0103 sau d\u00e2nd o limb\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful conului pe care-l \u0163ine Statuia Libert\u0103\u0163ii.<\/strong><\/p>\n S-a f\u0103cut. S-a dat. S-a dat de milioane de ori. E ok. Cine n-are poz\u0103 ironic\u0103 cu monument artistic la alegere nu e turist. S\u0103rakule. De ke mai tr\u0103ie\u015fti. Tu \u00een c\u00e2mpul de rapi\u0163\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n Eu \u00een\u0163eleg. Drumul pe autostrada Bucure\u015fti – Constan\u0163a e plin de c\u00e2mpuri aurii de rapi\u0163\u0103, \u015fi nu exist\u0103 s\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 tragi \u015fi tu o t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103 pseudoerotic\u0103 prin ea, s\u0103 b\u0103leasc\u0103 d\u00e2rl\u0103ul c\u0103ruia \u00eei tremur\u0103 m\u00e2na f\u0103c\u00e2nd poza \u015fi ies 8 mi\u015fcate la 10 tentative. Selfie \u00een oglinda din baie.<\/strong><\/p>\n Cred c\u0103 \u0103sta e cel mai obosit cli\u015feu dintre toate. C\u00e2nd cau\u0163i cli\u015feu obosit pe dexonline, hop, \u00ee\u0163i apare o poz\u0103 cu cineva f\u0103c\u00e2nd selfie \u00een oglinda din baie. Nu e nimic interesant \u00een articolele tale sanitare, nici \u00een faian\u0163a pe care o strope\u015fti cu regularitate, de zici c\u0103-i gr\u0103din\u0103 de zambile. <\/p>\n \u015ei bonus: <\/p>\n Limiteaz\u0103 pozele cu ochelari de soare. <\/strong><\/p>\n Frumuse\u0163ea chipului omenesc e dat\u0103 de privire. Orice poz\u0103 cu ochelari de soare e ca o oportunitate ratat\u0103.<\/p>\n Foto: Nadir Visuals. <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** C\u00e2nd dai scroll pe Instagram vara, toate pozele oamenilor sunt de fapt una \u015fi aceea\u015fi poz\u0103. Iar plictiseala mea atinge cote planetare. Fii omul...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lol-2.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17300"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17304,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17300\/revisions\/17304"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\u00cenfrumuse\u0163eaz\u0103 cu ceva botul de ra\u0163\u0103 figura omului? Oh, god, no.
\n\u00cei d\u0103 alur\u0103 \u015fi stil? Au contraire.
\nCe promovezi cu el? C\u0103rui serviciu \u00eei faci publicitate? Ce \u00eencerci s\u0103 transmi\u0163i spectatorului?
\nIat\u0103 tem\u0103 de meditat, data viitoare c\u00e2nd sco\u0163i b\u0103\u0163ul de selfie \u015fi automat \u00ee\u0163i plonjeaz\u0103 buzele \u00eentr-un \u0163ugui necru\u0163\u0103tor. <\/p>\n
\nBonus de artsy \u015fi fartsy: c\u00e2nd pe fundalul apusului de soare se proiecteaz\u0103 silueta \u015fi, desigur, \u0163\u00e2\u0163e. Ce ne-am face f\u0103r\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163e. <\/p>\n
\nAcum pe bune: mi se pare mai onest\u0103 o poz\u0103 cu spa\u0163ii inedite dintr-un ora\u015f dec\u00e2t una pe care deja am v\u0103zut-o pe conturile a 48965467896543367887434590 de al\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
\nCircula anul trecut gluma aia cu badea Ion: Nu te sup\u0103ra, f\u0103, nevast\u0103, am ie\u015fit \u015fi io s\u0103 plivesc rapi\u0163a \u015fi m-am trezit cu c\u00e2mpul plin de muieri, care mai de care mai cr\u0103cit\u0103 \u015fi mai elongat\u0103.
\nOK. Zicem c\u0103 am bifat toat\u0103 lumea rapi\u0163a. Mkay? Alt nutre\u0163 s-o mai nimeri? <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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