{"id":17348,"date":"2019-04-25T10:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T07:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17348"},"modified":"2019-04-25T11:19:58","modified_gmt":"2019-04-25T08:19:58","slug":"idei-de-traditii-pentru-cretini-care-gasesc-o-scuza-in-traditie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/idei-de-traditii-pentru-cretini-care-gasesc-o-scuza-in-traditie\/","title":{"rendered":"Idei de tradi\u021bii pentru cretini care g\u0103sesc o scuz\u0103 \u00een tradi\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, acest blog \u0219i pu\u021binii lui cititori dota\u021bi cu un creier func\u021bional au asistat la b\u0103t\u0103lia sp\u0103la\u021bilor (\u0219i ce e mai trist, sp\u0103latelor) pe intelect. Care ap\u0103rau un <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-gasca-bruscheaza-fete-cu-galeti-de-apa-de-paste-internetul-noi-nu-vedem-niciun-abuz\/\">abuz fizic<\/a><\/strong> cu scuza c\u0103 e tradi\u0163ie \u015fi e simbolic.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 pe b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00eei \u00een\u021beleg. Inventezi o imbecilitate care s\u0103 justifice pl\u0103cerea ta de a brusca \u0219i a agresa femei, o botezi tradi\u021bie \u0219i, a\u0219a cum le min\u021bi pe femei \u00een diverse domenii, merge la perfec\u0163ie \u015fi un &#8220;da ce, iubita mea, eu nu \u00eemi b\u0103team joc de \u00eens\u0103\u015fi chintesen\u0163a f\u0103pturii tale, eu doar respectam tradi\u0163ia&#8221; \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0163i faci cu ochiul peste um\u0103rul idioatei cu restul masculilor.<\/p>\n<p>Culmea, un alt b\u0103rbat, unul care nu se \u00eenscrisese \u00een mica \u015fez\u0103toare a pactului pe brutalitate, a fost cel care a \u00eentrebat: <strong>OK, dar dac\u0103 e gest simbolic, de ce de\u015fer\u0163i toat\u0103 g\u0103leata? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een cazul unor fete, direct \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, ceea ce, \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii, \u00ee\u0163i taie aerul pe c\u00e2teva secunde \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 o senza\u0163ie de sufocare? Dac\u0103 \u0163inem minte, o metod\u0103 de tortur\u0103 folosit\u0103 \u00een interogatorii a fost \u00eentotdeauna exact asta:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/udnxZJWWohk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Urm\u0103ri\u0163i satisfac\u0163ia de pe fe\u0163ele \u0103stora \u015fi satisfac\u0163ia de pe fe\u0163ele \u0103lora. Nici \u0103\u015ftia nu \u00ee\u015fi fac doar datoria \u015fi nu o fac doar pentru a interoga, a\u015fa cum nici \u0103ia nu fac doar un gest simbolic. \u00cen ambele cazuri vedem pl\u0103cerea de a chinui\/umili\/agresa o femeie.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 era un gest simbolic, mergeau c\u00e2teva pic\u0103turi de ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, num\u0103rul relativ mare de muieret prost ca b\u00e2ta care s-a g\u0103sit s\u0103 apere acest comportament cu pretextul c\u0103 era tradi\u0163ie m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi dau ochii peste cap. Nici m\u0103car nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 gunoaiele umane dotate accidental cu vagin care \u00eei ap\u0103rau ieri pe cocalari o f\u0103ceau de proaste sau de tic\u0103loase.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 o f\u0103ceau de tic\u0103loase.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 r\u00e2njeau \u015fi ele la suferin\u0163a unui om chinuit, ca masculii, \u015fi \u00eemi postau mie bra\u015foave \u00een comentarii. Caz \u00een care le doresc din inim\u0103 s\u0103 pice &#8211; toate! &#8211; victime ale c\u00e2te unei tradi\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 le apar eu \u00een co\u015fmaruri, r\u00e2njind a satisfac\u0163ie, iar \u015fi iar: Zi, f\u0103, zdrean\u0163a ordinar\u0103 a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, e mi\u015fto cu tradi\u0163iile?<\/p>\n<p>Sau poate o f\u0103ceau de proaste.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 realmente ni\u015fte femei SUNT AT\u00c2T DE PROASTE \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 iei orice practic\u0103, oric\u00e2t de umilitoare \u015fi de nasoal\u0103, s-o \u00eembraci \u00eentr-o poveste care s\u0103 sune bine, \u015fi ele s\u0103 pun\u0103 botul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Ritualul \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163\u0103rilor de prim\u0103var\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De ce sufer\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii? De complexul c\u0103 fac prea pu\u0163in sex.<\/p>\n<p>Le iei pe vitele astea b\u0103tute definitiv \u00een cap \u015fi le zici a\u015fa: Prim\u0103vara ciripesc p\u0103s\u0103relele, se \u00eentorc din \u0163\u0103rile calde, \u00eenmugure\u015fte natura \u015fi se produc \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163\u0103rile de prim\u0103var\u0103. De aceea, ca s\u0103-\u0163i mearg\u0103 bine tot anul, te facem po\u015ft\u0103 tot satul.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar, nu&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mari\u015fka, doar nu vrei s\u0103 fii fat\u0103 rea \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencalci tradi\u0163ia din str\u0103mo\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar am bac de dat anul viitor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu conteaz\u0103, tradi\u0163ia e pe primul loc. E bine pentru tine ca femeie. O s\u0103 ai spor \u00een toate. E ritualul miraculos al rena\u015fterii vie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei a\u015f vrea s\u0103 le v\u0103d pe toate gunoaiele cu p*zd\u0103 care mi-au ap\u0103rat tradi\u0163ia puse \u00een patru labe \u015fi obligate s\u0103 suporte. C\u0103 a\u015fa e tradi\u0163ia, nu te joci. Nu conteaz\u0103 confortul victimei, conteaz\u0103 s\u0103 se respecte tradi\u0163ia. Futute repetat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 singura tradi\u0163ie care conteaz\u0103 e s\u0103 fim oameni unii cu al\u0163ii, iar restul e bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 rog, la c\u00e2t sunt unele de vaci infinit de proaste, le \u015fi v\u0103d \u00een comentarii:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vaaai, \u015fi pe mine m-au \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163at de prim\u0103var\u0103. E o amintire at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103. Oioioi. \u00cen fond, doar cu asta r\u0103m\u00e2nem.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cu faptul c\u0103 cineva <del datetime=\"2019-04-24T22:43:58+00:00\">a aruncat g\u0103leata cu ap\u0103 \u00een tine<\/del> te-a f\u0103cut po\u015ft\u0103 ore \u00een \u015fir? Asta e cea mai nobil\u0103 amintire din via\u0163a ta? Sau \u00eencerci s\u0103-l vezi \u015fi pe altul c\u0103 se chinuie, dac\u0103 tot te-ai chinuit tu?<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Ritualul fertiliz\u0103rii organismului\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Care este cel mai bun \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m\u00e2nt natural pentru holde? Balega de cal. \u00cen acest fabulos ritual, tot satul face concurs de m\u00e2ncat c\u0103cat cu polonicul. Cine termin\u0103 primul va avea noroc tot anul.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ioi, ce frumos era c\u00e2nd eram noi tineri \u015fi haleam o c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103 de c\u0103cat pe ner\u0103suflate!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Normal, ce poate fi mai frumos \u00een via\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2ci c\u0103cat&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ce frumoase ne sunt tradi\u0163iile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Da, cel mai nobil popor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Scuze&#8221;, intervine un turist str\u0103in \u00een vizit\u0103, &#8220;dar noroc a\u0163i avut?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cum s\u0103 nu. Cea mai mare datorie extern\u0103 din Europa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Ritualul b\u0103g\u0103rii de pari \u00een kur\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Legenda spune c\u0103 Sf\u00e2ntului mucenic Pafnutie Degete &#8211; Lungi i s-a ar\u0103tat lacrima maicii domnului din anusul unui confrate preasmerit care se pl\u00e2ngea c\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163ise accidental c\u0103delni\u0163a, \u015fi Pafnutie \u00eel sonda s\u0103 recupereze.<\/p>\n<p>De atunci, toat\u0103 lumea \u00eenghite ce are mai valoros \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi bag\u0103 ritualic pari \u00een kur, p\u00e2n\u0103 recupereaz\u0103, c\u0103 datina a ar\u0103tat c\u0103 e un obicei pl\u0103cut maicii domnului.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cu tradi\u0163ia, nu-i a\u015fa, nu te joci.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu e nimic sc\u00e2rbos \u015fi oribil, e tradi\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Ritualul des\u0163elenirii de prim\u0103var\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Iarna, se \u015ftie, \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 inteligen\u0163a. De aceea, de cum d\u0103 prima raz\u0103 de soare, toat\u0103 lumea \u00eenha\u0163\u0103 o rang\u0103 de fier \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi dea cu sete \u00een cap. S\u0103 se des\u0163eleneasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 func\u0163ioneze propice \u015fi vioi tot anul.<\/p>\n<p>Cine reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 dea de os primul va fi de\u015ftept tot anul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Ritualul pup\u0103rii unor fragmente de cadavre pentru sfin\u0163enie etern\u0103 \u015fi iertarea p\u0103catelor.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A, stai, \u0103sta exist\u0103 deja.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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