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<\/a><\/p>\nAka: “eu v\u0103d un filmule\u0163 care arat\u0103 limpede o manier\u0103 \u00een care ni\u015fte b\u0103rba\u0163i trateaz\u0103 ni\u015fte femei, dar problema mea e la tine, c\u0103 nu poveste\u015fti cu suficiente metafore duioase ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acolo”. <\/p>\n
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-D\u0103nu\u0163a, de ce ai m\u00e2ncat nisipul motanului?
\n-C\u0103 era la dispozi\u0163ie.
\n-Aoleu, o s\u0103-\u0163i fie r\u0103u \u015fi o s\u0103 vomi\u0163i.
\n-Da. Vina e numai a ta, c\u0103 nu mi-ai dat o argumenta\u0163ie eficient\u0103 s\u0103 nu fac asta.
\n-Dar, te rog din inim\u0103, iart\u0103-m\u0103. Nu m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 era nevoie. <\/p>\n
* <\/p>\n
-D\u0103nu\u0163a, de ce te-ai c\u0103cat pe lustr\u0103?
\n-C\u0103 era oval\u0103.
\n-Aoleu, o s\u0103-\u0163i picure tot \u0163ie \u00een cap.
\n-Da. Vina e numai a ta, c\u0103 nu mi-ai dat o argumenta\u0163ie eficient\u0103 s\u0103 nu fac asta. <\/p>\n
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-D\u0103nu\u0163a, stai. Stai. \u015etii c\u0103 masa corpului omenesc e multiplicat\u0103 de atrac\u0163ia gravita\u0163ional\u0103. Singura atrac\u0163ie de care o s\u0103 ai tu parte vreodat\u0103, by the way. \u015ei dac\u0103 ie\u015fi pe geam dup\u0103 vr\u0103biu\u0163e, aerul nu te sus… D\u0103nu\u0163a, nuuuu. Offf. Iar am ratat s\u0103 dau o argumenta\u0163ie eficient\u0103, acum o s-o am pe con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
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Poza cu Vio e doar a\u015fa, s\u0103 ne amintim c\u0103 avem prim ministrul cel mai reprezentativ posibil. <\/p>\n
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