{"id":17382,"date":"2019-04-28T11:49:29","date_gmt":"2019-04-28T08:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17382"},"modified":"2019-04-28T11:49:29","modified_gmt":"2019-04-28T08:49:29","slug":"ghicesc-in-oua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ghicesc-in-oua\/","title":{"rendered":"Ghicesc \u00een ou\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am v\u0103zut ieri mai multe ou\u0103 pe Facebook \u0219i Instagram dec\u00e2t logodnica oficial\u0103 a armatei \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. Ou\u0103 perfecte, ou\u0103 pictate \u0219i lustruite, ou\u0103 ceruite, ou\u0103 \u00eencondeiate, ou\u0103 me\u0219te\u0219ugite lung, cu ore sau chiar zile de munc\u0103, fotografiate cu Nikoane \u0219i Canoane de mii de euro, ou\u0103 &#8211; statement. Ou\u0103 proiect artistic finan\u021bat de AFCN sau Arcub.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi am v\u0103zut fotografia din deschidere [(c) Crisa Predescu] \u0219i m-am topit pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile.<\/p>\n<p>Ou\u0103le astea arat\u0103 a ou\u0103le fericirii.<\/p>\n<p>Par f\u0103cute \u00een ga\u0219c\u0103, printre hohote de r\u00e2s, glume \u0219i teasinguri, iar accentul a c\u0103zut, \u00een mod vizibil, mai mult pe buna dispozi\u021bie \u0219i starea de spirit a creatorilor, dec\u00e2t pe produsul final.<\/p>\n<p>Vopseaua inegal\u0103 de pe ele spune c\u0103 la un moment dat, s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i mici accidente haioase de lucru, \u0219i c\u0103 probabil, o parte din vopsea a aterizat pe participan\u021bi, cum de altfel e frumos \u0219i nobil s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi atent, ghice\u0219ti \u0219i amprente, \u0219i dac\u0103 faci o investiga\u021bie, stabile\u0219ti \u0219i suspec\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen final, aceste ou\u0103 sunt rezultatul bucuriei. Adic\u0103, exact spiritul adev\u0103rat al oric\u0103rei s\u0103rb\u0103tori de familie.<\/p>\n<p>Mul\u021bi dintre creatorii de ou\u0103 perfecte vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne, \u00een c\u00e2teva zile, doar cu un album frumos \u0219i rece de poze. \u00cen schimb, autorii morali acestor ou\u0103 vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu amintirea unei dup\u0103-amieze de distrac\u021bie copioas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e necesar s\u0103 mergi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Ibiza s\u0103 te distrezi cu adev\u0103rat. Uneori, cu oamenii potrivi\u021bi, merge \u0219i o buc\u0103t\u0103rie undeva \u00een Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i tot legat de ou\u0103, includ \u0219i gluma pe care am postat-o ieri pe Facebook, c\u00e2nd se uita mama critic \u0219i dezaprobator la ou\u0103le celor din lista ei, \u0219i f\u0103cea teorie religioas\u0103 taman cu fiic\u0103-sa, care \u0219tim cu to\u021bii ce poam\u0103 e:<\/p>\n<p>-Drag\u0103, \u00een Biblie spune c\u0103 Isus a s\u00e2ngerat pe un co\u0219 cu ou\u0103 \u0219i ele s-au \u00eenro\u0219it, \u0219i de acolo vine tradi\u021bia ou\u0103lor ro\u0219ii de pa\u0219te.<br \/>\nEu vag \u0219ocat\u0103 de ce detalii absconse a re\u021binut maic\u0103-mea.<br \/>\n-Aha, interesant.<br \/>\n-N-am \u00een\u021beles niciodat\u0103 de ce lumea vopse\u0219te ou\u0103 cu at\u00e2tea culori \u0219i modele.<br \/>\n-Pfff. Art\u0103?<br \/>\n-Da, drag\u0103, dar s\u00e2ngele lui Isus era ro\u0219u.<br \/>\nEu:<br \/>\nPoate Isus era gay \u0219i avea s\u00e2ngele curcubeu.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am v\u0103zut ieri mai multe ou\u0103 pe Facebook \u0219i Instagram dec\u00e2t logodnica oficial\u0103 a armatei \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. Ou\u0103 perfecte, ou\u0103 pictate \u0219i&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17383,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/oo.jpg?fit=714%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17384,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17382\/revisions\/17384"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}