{"id":17387,"date":"2019-04-29T13:23:01","date_gmt":"2019-04-29T10:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17387"},"modified":"2019-04-29T13:24:34","modified_gmt":"2019-04-29T10:24:34","slug":"cliseul-idiotesc-al-saptamanii-m-ai-pierdut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cliseul-idiotesc-al-saptamanii-m-ai-pierdut\/","title":{"rendered":"Cli\u015feul idio\u0163esc al s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii: “m-ai pierdut”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Una dintre pl\u0103cerile majore ale internautului rom\u00e2n e s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie pe tarlalele virtuale de parc\u0103 era \u00een acest acest imens imperiu pe care i l-a achizi\u0163ionat m\u0103-sa \u00eentr-o mar\u0163i, \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte o idee pe care nu o gust\u0103, nu o \u00een\u0163elege sau care nu intr\u0103 \u00een sfera lui de preocup\u0103ri, s\u0103 beh\u0103ie plin de arogan\u0163\u0103: “M-ai pierdut”.<\/p>\n

Asta pentru ca, desigur, gazda, sf\u00e2\u015fiat\u0103 de durere \u00een fa\u0163a unei asemenea pierderi, s\u0103 dea cu basca de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, nimicit\u0103 de gheara fatalit\u0103\u0163ii, \u015fi s\u0103 strige \u00een zare precum negri\u015forii subnutri\u0163i din clipul “Earth Song” al lui Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n

Cu subtitrare, s\u0103 strige ceva de genul: “Ohhhh, nu, F\u0103nele, nuuuu. Ce m\u0103 fac eu f\u0103r\u0103 tine”.<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 m\u0103 fac? M\u0103 descoper\u0103 zilnic al\u0163i c\u00e2teva zeci de cititori, \u015fi o parte dintre \u0103\u015ftia devin fideli, deci m\u0103 fac bine, mul\u0163umesc, ceea ce v\u0103 doresc \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

Singura categorie de pierdere care chiar ar constitui o pierdere sunt clien\u0163ii de publicitate \u015fi oamenii care contribuie concret la blog. Pe \u0103ia da, a\u015f suferi s\u0103-i pierd, pentru c\u0103 \u0103ia fac tot acest efort s\u0103 merite. La \u0103ia probabil c\u0103 da, a\u015f \u0163ipa dureros \u00een zare, dar asta, desigur, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 le-a\u015f permite s\u0103 \u00eemi joace demnitatea \u00een picioare.<\/p>\n

Am plecat din joburi c\u00e2nd patronii erau idio\u0163i, am renun\u0163at la colabor\u0103ri c\u00e2nd patronii se comportau ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd o sum\u0103 oarecare de bani echivala cu c\u00e2\u015ftigarea mea la belciuge, \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eentr-un final va trebui s\u0103 v\u00e2nd covrigi \u00een Pia\u0163a Unirii ca om cu demnitate intact\u0103, o voi face f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipesc.<\/p>\n

Dar am o recomandare amical\u0103 pentru \u0103\u015ftia c\u0103rora le place s\u0103 fluture din stegule\u0163ul cu “m-ai pierdut”.<\/p>\n

\u00cenainte s\u0103 emani arogan\u0163a asta jenant\u0103 de fa\u0163\u0103 cu altul, f\u0103 un exerci\u0163iu de introspec\u0163ie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103-te dac\u0103 are acoperire. Dac\u0103 ai adus vreodat\u0103 ceva valoros \u00een via\u0163a altuia, s\u0103 reprezin\u0163i \u00een mod real o pierdere.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 exist\u0103 o mare \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 fii un simplu b\u00e2z\u00e2it de musc\u0103, periodic inofensiv, periodic sup\u0103r\u0103tor, \u015fi la enun\u0163ul “m-ai pierdut” s\u0103 \u0163i se r\u0103spund\u0103 “gre\u015fit, amice, ai creat c\u00e2\u015ftigul absen\u0163ei tale”.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 da, dac\u0103 un om reprezint\u0103 mult mai mult deranj dec\u00e2t utilitate, dac\u0103 creeaz\u0103 mult mai mult\u0103 nepl\u0103cere dec\u00e2t entuziasm atunci singura pierdere e prezen\u0163a lui.<\/p>\n

Uneori nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 evalu\u0103m dac\u0103 folosim la ceva \u00een via\u0163a \u015fi priorit\u0103\u0163ile altora sau nu. \u015ei eu \u00eemi pun frecvent aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare. Multe dintre subiectele pe care aleg s\u0103 le tratez aici sunt selectate \u00een mod special s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 altor persoane. S\u0103 le \u00eendemne s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103, s\u0103 le \u00eenve\u0163e ideea de curaj, s\u0103 se confrunte cu propriile gre\u015feli, sau pur \u015fi simplu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103. Uneori, dup\u0103 o zi proast\u0103, chiar \u015fi eu recitesc texte vechi de pe propriul meu blog, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenveselesc.<\/p>\n

Recomand s\u0103 v\u0103 autoexamina\u0163i din prisma nevoilor \u015fi priorit\u0103\u0163ilor altuia. \u015ei atunci ve\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege multe: de ce pe unii v\u0103 evit\u0103 oamenii, de ce al\u0163ii cu reu\u015fi\u0163i s\u0103 ob\u0163ine\u0163i o rela\u0163ie nici cu slujbe, de ce unii sunte\u0163i extrem de iubi\u0163i \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n

Ce pui pe mas\u0103?<\/p>\n

R\u0103spunde scurt, prima chestie care \u00ee\u0163i vine \u00een minte.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e “nimic” – ei bine, cam at\u00e2t reprezin\u0163i \u015fi tu ca pierdere.<\/p>\n

Iar dac\u0103 o idee nu v\u0103 place, n-o \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i sau etc., formula\u0163i obiec\u0163ia exact a\u015fa \u015fi l\u0103sa\u0163i fanfaronada cu “m-ai pierdut” la o parte. \u00cen mod interesant, \u00eenc\u0103 n-a folosit-o cu mine nici o persoan\u0103 care s\u0103 conteze cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n

\u015ei am obosit s\u0103 tot r\u0103spund cu<\/p>\n

a) E ok, oricum nu erai cine \u015ftie ce capital.<\/p>\n

b) S\u0103 n-am dec\u00e2t pierderi infime ca asta.<\/p>\n

c) A\u015f zice mai degrab\u0103 “m-am descotorosit”.<\/p>\n

Le tot rulez pe astea trei \u015fi devin eu \u00eens\u0103mi un cli\u015feu \u00een reac\u0163ie la cel mai obosit cli\u015feu de pe internetul rom\u00e2nesc.<\/p>\n

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