C\u00e2teva din cele mai hazlii momente din via\u0163a unui actor sunt cele \u00een care transport\u0103 varii obiecte de recuzit\u0103 prin mijloace de transport. Reac\u0163iile “inocen\u0163ilor” din jur sunt delicioase. Iat\u0103:<\/p>\n
1. Spectacola\u015f din facultate<\/p>\n
Recuzita: o p\u00e2nz\u0103 mare, alb\u0103, groas\u0103, pe care o purtam pe um\u0103r sub form\u0103 de sul.
\nMijloc de transport: autobuzul 104
\nCocalar soios (m\u0103 m\u0103soar\u0103 lung, de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos): \u015ei zi a\u015fa, f\u0103 haladito, \u00ee\u0163i pui parchet!<\/p>\n
2. “Apa de Havel” (2008)<\/p>\n
Recuzit\u0103: Cutie mare, lung\u0103 \u015fi lat\u0103
\nMijloc de transport: metrou, sta\u0163ia \u015etefan cel Mare
\nB\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 \u015fugubea\u0163\u0103: Cas\u0103 de piatr\u0103, dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103. Da’ m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi io rochia?<\/p>\n
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3. “Rocky Horror Obsession Show” (a nu se uita, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 24 octombrie, Tranzit House Cluj, ora 19.00!!!!)<\/p>\n
Recuzit\u0103: c\u00e2rj\u0103
\nMijloc de transport: metrou, sta\u0163ia Unirii
\nMo\u015fulic\u0103 u\u015for libidinos: Vei, pu\u015ftoaico, ce p\u0103\u0163e\u015fti dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti fat\u0103 cuminte!?<\/p>\n
S\u0103 mai spun\u0103 cineva c\u0103 nu am evoluat! \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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