{"id":17469,"date":"2019-05-13T20:35:42","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T17:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17469"},"modified":"2019-05-13T20:35:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-13T17:35:42","slug":"dorinte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dorinte\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorin\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"

Overheard \u00eentr-un bar din Bucure\u0219ti. Desigur, cu \u00eenflorituri de la mine, s\u0103 ne mai distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Date, un el din categoria inodor, incolor, insipid \u0219i o ea frumu\u0219ic\u0103, dar imposibil de smuls din mobil. El e oricum total inapt \u0219i inept s\u0103 observe deficitul de aten\u021bie, drept care, peroreaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

El: Caut o femeie care s\u0103 \u0219tie s\u0103 fie femeie.<\/p>\n

Ea (juc\u00e2nd ceva bilu\u021be colorate): Aha.<\/p>\n

El: Frumuse\u021bea e important\u0103, c\u0103 altfel nu ie\u0219eam cu tine, dar nu e tot. Adic\u0103 degeaba e\u0219ti frumoas\u0103, dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti mai mult, m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi.<\/p>\n

Ea: Aha.<\/p>\n

El: Vreau o femeie care s\u0103 vrea o rela\u021bie \u0219i s\u0103 fie implicat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ea: \u00ceh\u00eem.<\/p>\n

El: \u0218i s\u0103-i plac\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, c\u0103 e femeie, nu?<\/p>\n

Ea: Daa.<\/p>\n

El: \u0218i s\u0103 aib\u0103 job bine pl\u0103tit, s\u0103 n=aib\u0103 preten\u021bia s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc eu chestii.<\/p>\n

Ea: Poate chiar s\u0103-\u021bi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 ea \u021bie.<\/p>\n

El (z\u00e2mbe\u0219te): C\u00e2t de mi\u0219to ar fi. \u0218i s\u0103-i plac\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 multe chestii \u00een pat, dar s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219ele.<\/p>\n

Ea: Te rog io frumos o chestie.<\/p>\n

El: Ce?<\/p>\n

Ea: Dac\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe undeva pe femeia asta, prezint\u0103-mi-o \u0219i mie. O iau eu.<\/p>\n

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Overheard \u00eentr-un bar din Bucure\u0219ti. Desigur, cu \u00eenflorituri de la mine, s\u0103 ne mai distr\u0103m. Date, un el din categoria inodor, incolor, insipid \u0219i...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17470,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/candles.jpg?fit=640%2C416&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17471,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17469\/revisions\/17471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}