Sunt un tip normal. Nu-s vreun Mister Universe, dar nici nu vomi\u0163i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vezi. Am un job ok, sunt civilizat, politicos cu femeile, eu a\u015f ie\u015fi cu mine dac\u0103 a\u015f fi femeie.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Vreau s\u0103-\u0163i scriu despre cea mai umilitoare experien\u0163\u0103 din via\u0163a unui b\u0103rbat: c\u00e2nd te duci la o femeie s\u0103-i spui c\u0103-\u0163i place \u015fi ea \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 cu flit. Habar n-ave\u0163i, tu \u015fi cititoarele tale, c\u00e2t de \u00eengrozitor se simte chestia asta. <\/strong><\/p>\n Mie \u00eemi place s\u0103-mi beau cafeaua la un 5 to go, la c\u00e2teva cl\u0103diri de birou. De cam dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, au angajat o fat\u0103 nou\u0103, foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103. \u00cenalt\u0103, sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, cu ochi alba\u015ftri. Exact genul meu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Am intrat zi de zi s\u0103-mi beau cafeaua, m-a servit mereu foarte frumos, \u015fi ieri, dup\u0103 program, am zis c\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u015fi eu \u00een seam\u0103 cu ea. Am nimerit un moment lini\u015ftit, m-am dus la ea\u00a0 \u015fi i-am zis: “Salut, m\u0103 cheam\u0103 X, mi se pare c\u0103 e\u015fti foarte frumoas\u0103 \u015fi…”.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei, Lore, \u00een secunda aia, tipa mi-a aruncat o privire de parc\u0103 \u00eei pusesem un pistol la frunte \u015fi-i zisesem s\u0103 se dezbrace sau o \u00eempu\u015fc. Nu m-a \u00eenjurat, nu mi-a vorbit ur\u00e2t, dar genul \u0103sta de reac\u0163ie pe care nu o po\u0163i controla m-a afectat de zece ori mai tare. Nu sunt un violator, nu sunt un nebun, dar \u00een momentele alea m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 simt exact a\u015fa.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Am mai zis ceva de genul “OK, scuze” \u015fi am ie\u015fit. M-a f\u0103cut praf \u015fi pulbere, m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 simt ultimul cancer.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ce \u00eemi recomanzi tu ca femeie?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n Nu ai de ce s\u0103 te sim\u0163i tu neap\u0103rat vizat. O femeie care e \u00eenalt\u0103, sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, cu ochi alba\u015ftri pentru tine e \u00eenalt\u0103, sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, cu ochi alba\u015ftri pentru toat\u0103 lumea, if you get my point.<\/p>\n \u015ei cum cultura ag\u0103\u0163atului e mai r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre dec\u00e2t oric\u00e2nd, probabil c\u0103 o fat\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103, sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, cu ochi alba\u015ftri prime\u015fte tone \u015fi tone de b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een seam\u0103 inopinate, mesaje private obscene, dix pix, obr\u0103znicii vulgare \u015fi e s\u0103tul\u0103 de genul \u0103sta de aten\u0163ie de-i vine s\u0103 ia o secer\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 rad\u0103 cu ea penisuri \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi-n dreapta p\u00e2n\u0103 are \u015fi ea parte de ni\u015fte tratament omenesc normal.<\/p>\n Deci, privirea aia nu \u0163i se adresa doar \u0163ie, ci boului care \u00eei d\u0103dea cf? noaptea trecut\u0103 la trei, javrei care o suna din facebook messenger noaptea la 4 de\u015fi nu se cuno\u015fteau personal \u015fi eventual cretinoidului care \u00eei postase un “ke \u0163\u00e2\u0163e beton aj vrea s\u0103 le sug” diminea\u0163a la 5.<\/p>\n Ca s\u0103 nu mai iei personal acest gen de reac\u0163ii, pune-te un pic \u00een ipostaza unei femei obi\u015fnuite, cu un look atr\u0103g\u0103tor.<\/p>\n S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine se umple ora\u015ful de ni\u015fte creaturi mai \u00eenalte, mai solide \u015fi mai puternice fizic dec\u00e2t tine, care, dintr-o anume form\u0103 de misecuvenism, se consider\u0103 \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163ite s\u0103 te f***t\u0103 \u00een anus doar pentru c\u0103 te g\u0103sesc agreabil. \u015ei \u0103\u015ftia \u00eencep s\u0103 se bage \u00een seam\u0103 cu zecile, cu sutele, cu vulgarit\u0103\u0163i, cu m\u00e2rl\u0103neli, cu insulte, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 da, \u0163ie \u0163i-e simplu, c\u0103 e de ajuns s\u0103 fii dr\u0103gu\u0163 \u015fi face toat\u0103 lumea coad\u0103 la anusul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n Ignor\u00e2nd c\u0103, poate, pentru tine ca om, anusul e fix ultima prioritate pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n \u015ei unii dintre \u0103\u015ftia ar fi \u015fi oftico\u015fi ai dracu’, \u015fi \u0163i-ar face scandaluri interminabile \u015fi m\u0103g\u0103rii de nedescris pentru c\u0103 nu e\u015fti interesat.<\/p>\n E dreptul t\u0103u s\u0103 nu fii interesat, ok? Dar, \u00een mentalitatea lor, faptul c\u0103 nu e\u015fti interesat e un motiv de h\u0103r\u0163uire, umilin\u0163\u0103, minimalizare \u015fi str\u00e2mbe \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta.<\/p>\n Cam ce privire ai avea tu c\u00e2nd ar ap\u0103rea al 46436789-lea exemplar s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 te g\u0103se\u015fte dr\u0103gu\u0163 \u015fi poate-poate…?<\/p>\n Poate c\u0103 \u0103la e un exemplar mai bl\u00e2nd \u015fi mai uman. DAR NU-L CUNO\u015eTI, NU AI DE UNDE S\u0102 \u015eTII.<\/p>\n Ce a\u015f fi f\u0103cut eu, \u00een locul t\u0103u, dac\u0103 mi-ar fi pl\u0103cut fata de la 5 to go: a\u015f fi intrat absolut normal \u00een vorb\u0103 s-o \u00eentreb dac\u0103 \u00eei place cafeaua, care e produsul ei preferat din ofert\u0103, interac\u0163iune uman\u0103 fireasc\u0103.<\/p>\n Apoi, a\u015f fi mul\u0163umit \u015fi a\u015f fi plecat.<\/p>\n Azi a\u015fa, m\u00e2ine a\u015fa, treptat a\u015f fi construit o familiaritate \u015fi o form\u0103 oarecare de \u00eencredere. \u015ei atunci a\u015f fi urm\u0103rit dac\u0103 exist\u0103 atrac\u0163ie sau doar simpl\u0103 prietenie.<\/p>\n \u015ei poate, ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-te ca o persoan\u0103 neinvaziv\u0103, simpatic\u0103, relaxat\u0103, ajungi chiar la performan\u0163a s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 ea c\u0103 te g\u0103se\u015fte dr\u0103gu\u0163 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n Acum, ce po\u0163i face cu tipa asta este ca, data viitoare c\u00e2nd intri dup\u0103 cafea, s\u0103 te por\u0163i perfect normal, s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 nu te crispezi \u00een nici un fel. E\u015fti un client, cumperi cafea. \u0162i-ai \u00eencercat norocul, n-a mers, dar nu por\u0163i pic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti un om rezonabil \u015fi \u00eei respec\u0163i deciziile. E cea mai elegant\u0103 form\u0103 de a face fa\u0163\u0103 unui refuz.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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