{"id":17616,"date":"2019-05-30T10:43:31","date_gmt":"2019-05-30T07:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17616"},"modified":"2019-05-30T10:43:31","modified_gmt":"2019-05-30T07:43:31","slug":"scurt-wtf-stradal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scurt-wtf-stradal\/","title":{"rendered":"Scurt WTF stradal"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Also, prima mea postare de pe mobil. De aia e mi\u0219to s\u0103 ai un Samsung cu ecranul c\u00e2t cear\u0219aful, devii bloag\u0103r de pe telefon.)<\/p>\n

Merg eu la ale mele, c\u00e2nd, pe o banc\u0103, \u00eemi apar \u00een cale o m\u0103mic\u0103 \u0219i un copila\u0219 de vreo 5 ani\u0219ori. Mic, zgubilitic, pre\u0219colar cert. Copila\u0219ul m\u0103 observ\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 alerge spre mine cu bra\u021bele \u00eentinse. Mama se ridic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel trage \u00eenapoi de un bra\u021b:<\/p>\n

-Nu te duce la fata asta, c\u0103 te fur\u0103!<\/p>\n

La asta, am eu un stop cadru mintal, m\u0103 \u0219ochez \u0219i m\u0103 oripilez concomitent, \u0219i m\u0103 \u0219i enervez. B!tch, wut? OK, \u00een\u021beleg s\u0103-\u021bi educi copilul s\u0103 nu se ia \u00een bra\u021be cu orice trec\u0103tor pe strad\u0103, c\u0103 poate unii au r\u00e2ie, p\u0103duchi \u0219i boala lui Calache. Dar s\u0103 presupui c\u0103 eu a\u0219 fura un copil?<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 reculeg repede:<\/p>\n

-Sta\u021bi, doamn\u0103, lini\u0219tit\u0103, c\u0103 nu vreau copii. Mi-e mai fric\u0103 mie de el dec\u00e2t lui de mine. A\u0219 lua pastila de a doua zi \u0219i dac\u0103 m-a\u0219 f*** cu o femeie. Just in case, just to make sure.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a, b!tch. E r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u s\u0103 stai \u0219ocat\u0103 \u0219i oripilat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pwning complete.<\/p>\n

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(Also, prima mea postare de pe mobil. De aia e mi\u0219to s\u0103 ai un Samsung cu ecranul c\u00e2t cear\u0219aful, devii bloag\u0103r de pe telefon.)...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14299,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/trollface.jpg?fit=400%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17616"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17617,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17616\/revisions\/17617"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}