Lorenu\u021b, halt. Nu mai cr\u0103pa \u00een tine. \u0218tii \u0219i tu c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci de foame, ci de plictiseal\u0103 \u0219i de singur\u0103tate.<\/p>\n
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Nu, Lorenu\u021b, doar pentru c\u0103 \u0219i tac-tu \u0219i m\u0103-ta sunt prin\u0219i \u00een filmele din capul lor \u0219i pe ambii \u00eei doare ad\u00e2nc \u00een organ genital s\u0103 fie p\u0103rin\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 arate iubire \u0219i \u00eencurajare, nu e obligatoriu s\u0103-\u021bi devorezi emo\u021biile \u0219i, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele, o ton\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare ardeleneasc\u0103 format\u0103 \u00een principal din p\u00e2ine, cartofi, sl\u0103nin\u0103, separate sau la un loc.
\nNu vei face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 devii o batoz\u0103. \u0219i acum nu te intereseaz\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 faci 14 ani, o s\u0103 te loveasc\u0103 precum o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103. Faptul c\u0103 e\u0219ti c\u00e2t casa poporului, vreau s\u0103 zic.
\n\u0218i pentru c\u0103 pe atunci a fi piele \u0219i os era moda cotidian\u0103, nu te va b\u0103ga nimeni \u00een seam\u0103 c\u00e2nd vei vrea s\u0103 intri \u00een trupe de teatru, dans, whatever. \u0218i asta \u00eenc\u0103 nu e nimic; dar o s\u0103 te lup\u021bi o via\u021b\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 cu oscila\u021biile de greutate.<\/p>\n
2. Mergi la cursul \u0103la de arte mar\u021biale.<\/strong><\/p>\n Da, \u0219tii de care zic. La care \u021bi-era ru\u0219ine s\u0103 te duci, c\u0103 va r\u00e2de lumea de tine \u0219i o s\u0103 te cread\u0103 gras\u0103. 3. E perfect \u00een regul\u0103 s\u0103 fii cine sim\u0163i TU c\u0103 e\u015fti.<\/strong><\/p>\n Uit\u0103 balivernele alea cu “o fat\u0103 bun\u0103 face asta, asta, asta \u015fi asta”. Uit\u0103 tortura continu\u0103 a acuza\u0163iei de egoism cu care unii \u015fi al\u0163ii vor c\u0103uta s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 renun\u0163i la lucrurile importante pentru tine. 4. E perfect \u00een regul\u0103 s\u0103 nu te sim\u0163i atras\u0103 de X, Y sau Z.<\/strong><\/p>\n O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de masculi vor face parade de orgoliu, f\u0103r\u0103 ca tu s\u0103 ai vreo obliga\u0163ie sau vreo datorie fa\u0163\u0103 de ei, c\u0103 tu nu cazi \u00een c*r de cum \u00eei vezi. C\u0103 nu le apreciezi umorul retardat, arogan\u0163a, brutalitatea, lipsa de stil. 5. Nu te chinui s\u0103 lup\u0163i pentru aprecierea unora care par chiti\u0163i s\u0103 te demoleze.<\/strong><\/p>\n To\u0163i c\u0103dem \u00een capcana asta, c\u00e2nd suntem mici \u015fi pro\u015fti. Preocuparea ridicol\u0103 pentru a fi simpatic cu tot dinadinsul, oricui. Momentul \u00een care devii sclavul toanelor unora care \u00ee\u0163i condi\u0163ioneaz\u0103 aprecierea lor. Astea fiind spuse, Lorenu\u0163, te \u00eencurajez s\u0103 lup\u0163i pentru via\u0163a \u015fi visele tale. Ai o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de rata\u0163i \u00een jur. Nu-s ferici\u0163i. Nu-s ferici\u0163i pentru c\u0103 n-au c\u0103utat dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fie \u00een r\u00e2nd cu lumea, niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 stea la o bere cu ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi, s\u0103 se \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103. Ah, \u015fi pisicile. Nu te las\u0103 m\u0103-ta s\u0103 adop\u0163i pisic\u0103 acum, dar o vei avea la maturitate. Se va numi Pulic\u0103 Splendoaremaxim\u0103 \u015fi te va \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a ce e tandre\u0163ea.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" E ziua copilului. Cum bine spunea un prieten de Facebook, ziua \u00een care toat\u0103 lumea \u00ee\u0219i scobe\u0219te copilul interior \u0219i \u00eei posteaz\u0103 fotografiile pe...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/child.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17630"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17634,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17630\/revisions\/17634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nObezitatea e o boal\u0103, \u0219i ea poate fi dep\u0103\u0219it\u0103 cel mai u\u0219or cu ajutorul altora. Nu-\u021bi mai fie fric\u0103 de respingere. Dac\u0103 tu te-ai duce la instructor, s\u0103-i spui sincer: “Bun\u0103 ziua, sunt Lorena Lupu, sunt o gras\u0103 bleag\u0103 \u0219i vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi s\u0103 ies din asta”, simpla ta m\u0103rturisire va avea suficient\u0103 for\u0163\u0103 \u015fi onestitate s\u0103-l determine pe om s\u0103 te pun\u0103 la treab\u0103.
\nNu fi la\u015f, Lorenu\u0163. Oportunit\u0103\u0163ile apar doar pentru oameni curajo\u015fi. Iar jego\u015fii se iau de tine doar pentru c\u0103 inspiri sl\u0103biciune. \u00cen momentul \u00een care vei inspira for\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencredere \u00een tine, \u00eei vei face s\u0103 se cace multicolor. \u015ei o s\u0103-\u0163i \u015fi plac\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nAdev\u0103ra\u0163ii egoi\u015fti sunt \u0103ia care nu \u0163in cont de nevoile celuilalt. Tu n-ai fost niciodat\u0103 omul \u0103la.
\nCere cu curaj lucrurile de care ai nevoie, sau pe care le vrei, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t al\u0163ii nu vor ezita nici o secund\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i cear\u0103 lucrurile de care au nevoie \u015fi pe care le vor.
\nNu vei fi niciodat\u0103 o fat\u0103 bun\u0103 \u00een sensul clasic al cuv\u00e2ntului, dar vei fi o fat\u0103 fericit\u0103.<\/p>\n
\nVor c\u0103uta s\u0103-\u0163i induc\u0103 vinov\u0103\u0163ie c\u0103 nu \u00eei placi, ca \u015fi cum ar fi ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 cu tine.
\nNu, nu e. Ne plac natural anumi\u0163i oameni, al\u0163ii nu. A\u015fa func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 via\u0163a.
\nM\u0103car tu nu vei induce pe nimeni \u00een eroare suger\u00e2nd un amor feroc pe care nu \u00eel sim\u0163i, doar pentru a te folosi de ei. Cum fac at\u00e2tea altele. \u015ei at\u00e2\u0163ia al\u0163ii, for that matter.<\/p>\n
\nNu face asta, Lorenu\u0163. Never. Singurii care te plac cu adev\u0103rat sunt oamenii care te iau exact cum e\u015fti \u015fi te \u00een\u0163eleg pur \u015fi simplu, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei duce mintea.
\nRestul s\u0103 scrie la neamuri.<\/p>\n
\nTu, Lorenu\u0163, vei sta la multe beri cu tine \u00eens\u0103\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i va pl\u0103cea al naibii de tare propria ta tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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