Da, a\u0163i ghicit, Gogu s-a n\u0103scut decident pe nevoile altuia. A\u015fa l-a n\u0103scut pe el m\u0103-sa, autoritar peste oameni care nu+i datoreaz\u0103 nimic, cel pu\u0163in \u00een mintea lui.<\/p>\n
Pe de alt\u0103 parte, Gogu tr\u0103ie\u015fte cu impresia cert\u0103 c\u0103 femeile s-au n\u0103scut direct cu fond de ten, rimel \u015fi tu\u015f negru la ochi, \u015fi eventual cu minimum trei filtre Instagram, \u015fi c\u00e2nd postezi o fotografie f\u0103r\u0103 makeup \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 filtru, dar \u00een care se vede piele s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, hidratat\u0103 \u015fi tonifiat\u0103, te \u00eentreab\u0103 ce e cu tine, c\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i ciudat.<\/p>\n
Cu mine nu e nimic, e\u015fti tu prost.<\/p>\n
B) V\u0103 da\u0163i cu tot soiul de chestii, c\u00e2nd nu v\u0103 trebuie dec\u00e2t ap\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103pun.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Recunoa\u015fte\u0163i zg\u00e2rc\u0103l\u0103ul ie\u015fit la v\u00e2nat mizd\u0103 moca, pentru c\u0103 aia pe bani e mult peste bugetul lui?<\/p>\n Igiena \u015fi cosmetica sunt, \u00een realitate, domenii complementare, dar diferite.<\/p>\n Igiena include produsele de sp\u0103lare-cur\u0103\u0163are, s\u0103punuri solide, lichide, geluri de du\u015f, \u015fampoane, detergen\u0163i, etc.<\/p>\n Cosmetica include produsele care ofer\u0103 tratamente de hr\u0103nire, hidratare, tonifiere, emoliere etc. a tenului, p\u0103rului, unghiilor, etc.<\/p>\n Sunt surori, dar fiecare \u00ee\u015fi are rolul bine determinat \u00een via\u0163a persoanei. F\u0103r\u0103 igien\u0103, pu\u0163i a hoit. F\u0103r\u0103 cosmetic\u0103, ai la 40 de ani ridurile lui Iliescu \u015fi f\u0103lcile lui Vasile Blaga.<\/p>\n C) Ur\u00e2tele sunt tot ur\u00e2te, blablabla.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Evident, exist\u0103 femeile a c\u0103ror frumuse\u0163e este incontestabil\u0103 din toate unghiurile, ca Angelina Jolie sau Antonia, \u015fi exist\u0103 restul lumii. Noi. Noi nu avem tr\u0103s\u0103turile acelea pictate de zei, dar avem makeup de toate tipurile \u015fi tratamente de toate tipurile, s\u0103 corect\u0103m ce a gre\u015fit natura.<\/p>\n Genul de c\u0103cat cu ochi care vine s\u0103 sug\u0103 pula despre c\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t\u0103 erai oricum nu vrea dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i atace, pe undeva, stima de sine. Dac\u0103 te-ai educat s\u0103 te doar\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u00een pul\u0103, nu te afecteaz\u0103. Dar tot ce \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte c\u0103catul este s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i provoace umilin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi durere. Unicul mod \u00een care poate \u015fi el s\u0103 aib\u0103 senza\u0163ia de aten\u0163ie de la al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n Cer\u015feala de aten\u0163ie prin umilin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi durere induse altora – sau cel pu\u0163in tentative de – mi se pare cea mai josnic\u0103 form\u0103 de tic\u0103lo\u015fie uman\u0103.<\/p>\n Realitatea e c\u0103: o piele deshidratat\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi revine cu produse care con\u0163in acid hialuronic; o piele obosit\u0103 se regenereaz\u0103 cu retinol; o piele sensibil\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de bube se vindec\u0103 \u015fi se lumineaz\u0103 cu aloe vera; o fa\u0163\u0103 lat\u0103 se poate sub\u0163ia prin conturare; \u015fi multe “ur\u00e2te” devin femei notabile prin trucuri simple \u015fi accesibile.<\/p>\n D) \u015ei de ce s\u0103 nu \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nim, pur \u015fi simplu?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 ai mentalitatea asta la 45 de ani, ce te faci la 60?<\/p>\n S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti 80 de ani. E o v\u00e2rst\u0103 de bun sim\u0163, la care ajung mul\u0163i. Dac\u0103 tu la 30 te contabilizezi deja ca b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi te neglijezi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai avut un singur deceniu de tinere\u0163e: 20 – 30, \u015fi cinci de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e.<\/p>\n Mai exact, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i petreci peste jum\u0103tate din via\u0163\u0103 ca hodorog.<\/p>\n Why the fuck would you want to do that?<\/p>\n \u015ei m\u0103 rog, ce vrei tu e dreptul t\u0103u. Dac\u0103 \u0163ie \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103 de reguli t\u00e2mpite de genul “nu purt\u0103m ro\u015fu peste 30 de ani c\u0103 \u015fade ru\u015fine”, e fix problemu\u0163a ta. Dar dac\u0103 vii s\u0103-mi \u00eemb\u00e2cse\u015fti mie mintea cu teorii de genul, avem o problem\u0103.<\/p>\n V\u0103 anun\u0163 aprioric: eu o s\u0103-mi fac opera\u0163ii estetice dac\u0103 va fi vreodat\u0103 nevoie. O s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc numai iarb\u0103 verde de pe paji\u015fte, dac\u0103 altfel m\u0103 expandez prea mult pe orizontal\u0103. Prefer s\u0103 mor f\u0103c\u00e2nd abdomene, dec\u00e2t de ciroz\u0103 hepatic\u0103 derivat\u0103 din steatoz\u0103 (boala aia \u00een care gr\u0103simile invadeaz\u0103 ficatul \u015fi-l \u00eencurc\u0103 din treburi.)<\/p>\n Tu faci ce crezi tu, eu fac ce cred eu, \u015fi pentru c\u0103-mi iubesc cititorii, le dau tips \u00een tricks pentru cazul \u00een care vor s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u015fi ei pe aceast\u0103 cale. Dac\u0103 nu vor, eu nu-i oblig. In return, nici nu tolerez s\u0103 vii tu s\u0103 m\u0103 h\u0103r\u0163uie\u015fti \u00een direc\u0163ia \u00een care crezi tu c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc.<\/p>\n \u015ei asta pentru c\u0103:<\/p>\n E) Numai curvele \/ pi\u0163ipoancele \/ proastele au grij\u0103 de ele.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Societatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 umile\u015fte, pedepse\u015fte \u015fi ur\u0103\u015fte cochet\u0103ria feminin\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 le b\u00e2rfe\u015fte cu furie pe “sclifositele” care merg la coafor, cosmetician\u0103, unghii. De tatuaj s\u0103 nici nu vorbim. \u00cenc\u0103 avem o ur\u0103 pe femeia care investe\u015fte \u00een sine de zici c\u0103 o face din banii no\u015ftri. (OK, \u0103ia care dona\u0163i periodic pe blog mi-a\u0163i pl\u0103tit botoxul \u00een frunte, dar \u015fi eu v-am livrat “c\u0103rni\u0163\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103” \u00een fiecare zi,)<\/p>\n Iar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de cochet\u0103ria masculin\u0103, Sf\u00e2nt\u0103 Marie Fecioar\u0103 N\u0103sc\u0103toare de Mesia! Se porne\u015fte ma\u015fin\u0103ria de ur\u0103, de-\u0163i vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 nu s-a inventat \u00eenc\u0103 hateocentrala. Adic\u0103 instala\u0163ia care produce curent electric eco \u015fi regenerabil din ura prostului. \u0102\u015ftia ar lumina toat\u0103 \u0163ara.<\/p>\n Realitatea e c\u0103 oamenii \u00eengriji\u0163i se simt bine \u00een pielea lor, le place s\u0103 se uite \u00een oglind\u0103, ofer\u0103 afec\u0163iune \u015fi altora \u015fi eman\u0103 energie pozitiv\u0103. Iar \u0103ia ne\u00eengriji\u0163i? Sunt \u00een rubrica mea de comentarii \u015fi de\u015fart\u0103 ur\u0103 \u015fi venin.<\/p>\n Avantaj oamenii \u00eengriji\u0163i.<\/p>\n Concluzia: dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 cite\u015fti contentul meu de beauty \u015fi makeup, mi se rupe plua. D\u0103 x din col\u0163 \u015fi revii la alte subiecte. <\/strong><\/p>\n Singurii oameni pe care i-a\u015f consulta \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu ce subiecte s\u0103 mai \/ s\u0103 nu mai abordez sunt sus\u0163in\u0103torii blogului, iar \u0103ia oricum dau like la astfel de subiecte. M\u0103-ta nu \u0163i-a cump\u0103rat cel mai ieftin internet de la tine din sat cu mine inclus\u0103 \u00een superofert\u0103, drept care, dac\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor se nimere\u015fte ca un articol s\u0103 coincid\u0103 cu aria ta de interese, e doar noroc. \u00cen nici un caz nu te treze\u015fti tu s\u0103-mi spui despre ce s\u0103 scriu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" C\u00e2nd vine vorba de \u00eengrijire facial\u0103 sau de \u00eenfrumuse\u021barea chipului, rom\u00e2nul e mai \u00eenapoiat dec\u00e2t o maimu\u021b\u0103 care \u00eenc\u0103 are degetul opozabil la picior,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14889,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/plastic-surgery.jpg?fit=570%2C760&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17638,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17636\/revisions\/17638"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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