{"id":17657,"date":"2019-06-04T10:11:30","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T07:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17657"},"modified":"2019-06-04T10:11:30","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T07:11:30","slug":"ce-mi-ar-placea-sa-vad-mai-mult-pe-strada-luna-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-mi-ar-placea-sa-vad-mai-mult-pe-strada-luna-asta\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 v\u0103d mai mult pe strad\u0103 luna asta"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dat fiind c\u0103 am tot avut treburi zilele astea \u0219i am tot umblat \u00een toate contextele, zi, sear\u0103, corpora\u021bie, mic business, antreprenoriat, freelancing, m-am tot uitat la fe\u0219\u0103nurile oamenilor.<\/p>\n

Nu mi-o lua\u021bi ca \u0219i cum v-a\u0219 critica sau ceva. Nu \u00eemi permit. Nu m-am molipsit de complexul “decident pe nevoile altora”, cu care se pot l\u0103uda mul\u0163i din rubrica mea de comentarii.<\/p>\n

Dar observ c\u0103 vremea ur\u00e2t\u0103 care s-a lungit p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een final de mai a l\u0103sat \u00een urm\u0103 un Bucure\u015fti termosensibil \u015fi meteosensibil. Oamenii se \u00eembrac\u0103 serios, \u00een culori \u00eenchise, de zici c\u0103 sufer\u0103 to\u0163i dup\u0103 Dragnea \u015fi \u00eei poart\u0103 doliu sau ceva.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti, \u00ee\u0163i reamintesc c\u0103 odinioar\u0103 \u0163i se zicea micul Paris.<\/p>\n

\u015ei acum, s\u0103 trecem \u00een revist\u0103 ce n-am mai v\u0103zut de mult \u015fi \u00eemi lipse\u015fte:<\/p>\n

A) E\u015farfe\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen vremurile c\u00e2nd eram eu fluture social, e\u015farfele fluturau dup\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea. B\u0103rba\u0163i, femei \u015fi orice altceva \u00eentre. Moi, pufoase, senzuale, transparente sau, dimpotriv\u0103, mate \u015fi misterioase, cu o culoare care complimenta sau complementa \u0163inutele, e\u015farfele d\u0103deau caracter \u015fi ambiguitate vestimenta\u0163iei.<\/p>\n

Stratificau frumos \u0163inuta \u015fi se plimbau unduios peste g\u00e2tul, umerii, s\u00e2nii sau pieptul vitejesc dezgolit al subiectului \u00een cauz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mi-a murit complet libidoul din ziua \u00een care s-au retras e\u015farfele la depou.<\/p>\n

B) Cordoanele \/ curelele mari \u015fi ironice<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a \u00eencetat lumea s\u0103 poarte cordon \/ curea ? E fun.<\/p>\n

Dar, Lorena, zice haterul, pantalonii \u015fi fustele stau \u015fi singure pe om, nu trebuie cordon \/ curea.<\/p>\n

Exact ca \u00een cazul machiajului: nu-l purt\u0103m c\u0103 trebuie, \u00eel purt\u0103m de dive \u015fi autoportretiste ce ne afl\u0103m. \u015ei mie mi se pare mai interesant un cordon \/ curea dec\u00e2t un colier sau ni\u015fte cercei.<\/p>\n

E exact la mijloc. \u00ce\u0163i creeaz\u0103 o iluzie de talie, sub\u0163iaz\u0103 optic silueta, \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 \u015fi o \u0163inut\u0103 aparent mai dreapt\u0103 \u015fi mai gra\u0163ioas\u0103, iar dac\u0103 ai haine l\u0103l\u00e2i, mai creeaz\u0103 \u015fi un joc interesant cu volumul corpului.<\/p>\n

\u00cen plus, po\u0163i alege curele \/ cordoane de diverse texturi \u015fi materiale care s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din banalitate ceea ce por\u0163i \u00een ziua respectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n

Serios, Bucure\u015ftiule, accentueaz\u0103-\u0163i talia cu ceva.<\/p>\n

C) Pantofii colora\u0163i.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or fi ploile, or fi noroaiele, dar \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103mintea bucure\u015ftenilor mei pare s\u0103 fi intrat \u00een midlife crisis. Oric\u00e2t de plictisitoare ar fi o \u0163inut\u0103, ia ni\u015fte \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103ri roz, portocalii sau verzi cu albastru \u015fi se schimb\u0103 pe loc kalimera.<\/p>\n

\u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ai un pic de sim\u0163 al umorului c\u00e2nd te \u00eembraci. Doar un pic. S\u0103 vezi c\u0103 ziua va deveni mai simpatic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pantofii colora\u0163i\u00a0 nasc traiectorii colorate. \u00cendr\u0103zni\u0163i s\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i tene\u015fii acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

D) Tricourile vesele\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Erau toat\u0103 nebunia, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani. Era o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 te plimbi pe strad\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te sim\u0163i ca \u00eentr-un scroll pe Times New Roman. Inscrip\u0163ii haioase, printuri caricatur\u0103, cuget\u0103ri din pu\u0163ul g\u00e2ndirii.<\/p>\n

Singurul lucru care ne salveaz\u0103 ca na\u0163ie e umorul.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti, unde \u0163i-e umorul?<\/p>\n

D\u0103 naftalina jos de pe tricoul cu Batman, Batman \u015fi asorteaz\u0103-l cu un z\u00e2mbet. Sau scoate un print cu gluma aia cu Antena 3,6 \u015fi imprim-o pe un tricou. La aia o s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

E) Pantalonii evaza\u0163i\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ealvari am tot v\u0103zut verile trecute. Dar \u00eemi e dooor de copil\u0103rie \u015fi de sexepilul pantalonului evazat. \u0102la str\u00e2mt \u00een talie \u015fi larg f\u00e2lf\u00e2itor pe gamb\u0103. Nu exist\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime sau siluet\u0103 pe care s\u0103 n-o \u00eenal\u0163e \u015fi s-o sub\u0163ieze.<\/p>\n

Sl\u0103be\u015fti magic zece kilograme, ca \u00een reclamele mincinoase de teleshopping.<\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci: unde au disp\u0103rut pantalonii evaza\u0163i? \u00cei vreau \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n

F) Geanta sorcov\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aici m\u0103 refer la po\u015fete multicolore, cu imprimeuri, cu flori, anim\u0103lu\u0163e, pene, tricotaje, paiete, ce vrea mu\u015fchiul vostru.<\/p>\n

\u00cembr\u0103c\u0103mintea feminin\u0103 n-are buzunare \u015fi atunci, volens – nolens, o at\u00e2rn\u0103m pe um\u0103r, sau cucone\u015fte, de bra\u0163ul \u0163eap\u0103n.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 tot o t\u00e2r\u00e2m dup\u0103 noi, m\u0103car s\u0103 fie cochet\u0103 \u015fi cu atitudine.<\/p>\n

Ahhhh…<\/p>\n

\u015ei s\u0103 nu dea Dumnezeu, Bucure\u015ftiule, s\u0103 sco\u0163i salopeta din trend vara asta. E ve\u015fm\u00e2ntul sufletului meu.<\/p>\n

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