{"id":17663,"date":"2019-06-05T10:09:05","date_gmt":"2019-06-05T07:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17663"},"modified":"2019-06-05T10:09:05","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T07:09:05","slug":"snobismul-e-in-fond-tot-o-forma-de-hartuire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/snobismul-e-in-fond-tot-o-forma-de-hartuire\/","title":{"rendered":"Snobismul e \u00een fond tot o form\u0103 de h\u0103r\u0163uire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, a avut loc o interac\u0163iune vag nepl\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een grupul meu. Nu dau nume, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 umilesc persoana, ci relatez fapte, ca s\u0103 identific\u0103m cu to\u0163ii c\u00e2nd ne purt\u0103m ca ni\u015fte assholes snobi \u00een vie\u0163ile noastre, \u015fi, poate, facem ceva \u00een privin\u0163a asta.<\/p>\n<p>Adminul meu, Andreea, are o rubric\u0103 cute numit\u0103 Piesa zilei. Sigur, Andreea nu e Iosif Sava, dar nici eu nu am lansat acest blog pe post de \u00eenlocuitor la Teleenciclopedia. Dimpotriv\u0103, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 ne asum\u0103m fraternitatea, cred c\u0103 tindem mai degrab\u0103 spre Times New Roman, dec\u00e2t spre Wikipedia.<\/p>\n<p>Andreea are m\u00e2n\u0103 liber\u0103 s\u0103 posteze tot ce-i place, \u015fi realitatea e c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd o face, mi-a deschis \u015fi mie urechile spre tineretul muzical care cre\u015fte pe SoundCloud \u015fi pe YouTube, lucru pentru care \u00eei mul\u0163umesc sincer, chiar dac\u0103 \u00eei bag glume prin post\u0103ri, s\u0103 mai r\u00e2dem. \u015ei-i mul\u0163umesc sincer c\u0103 mi-a dat benzin\u0103, motor \u015fi cont de Facebook cu credibilitate acum, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 sunt banat\u0103 pe tot ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 cont personal.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car pentru asta, \u015fi dac\u0103 Andreea vrea s\u0103 posteze c\u00e2te o pies\u0103 de Romeo Fantastik pe zi aici, e binevenit\u0103. Dar nu e vorba de asta.<\/p>\n<p>Oamenii tineri au aceast\u0103 admirabil\u0103 lips\u0103 de prejudec\u0103\u0163i legat\u0103 de muzica pop vesel\u0103 \u015fi jovial\u0103, de hiturile zilei, cum ar veni. Noi, genera\u0163ia care a f\u0103cut must\u0103\u0163i \u00een anii 90 \u015fi \u015fi-a tr\u0103it marile petreceri \u00een anii 00, \u00eenc\u0103 avem aceast\u0103 prejudecat\u0103, c\u0103 muzica de party e undeva \u00een sertarul de jos, \u015fi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 ne fie ru\u015fine s-o ascult\u0103m sau s\u0103 ar\u0103t\u0103m c\u0103 ne place. C\u00e2nd, realitatea e c\u0103 pe MTV ascultam Oops I did it again \u015fi Throw yozr hands in the air if you&#8217;re a true player I love it when you call me big poppa, de rupeam televizorul, \u015fi mai \u015fi \u0163op\u0103iam de s\u0103reau colburile din covorul persan al bunicilor mei.<\/p>\n<p>Acum sunt suficient de matur\u0103 s-o numesc drept ceea ce era: ipocrizie.<\/p>\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103, pe domeniul lor, Britney Spears \u015fi Notorious BIG \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103ceau treaba la fel de bine, cum \u015fi-o f\u0103ceau Nirvana, Green Day sau The White Stripes pe zona lor artsy.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei c\u0103 ace\u015fti oameni nu se excludeau unii pe al\u0163ii a\u015fa cum aveam noi, cretinii, preten\u0163ia s\u0103-i excludem.<\/p>\n<p>Mbun. \u015ei posteaz\u0103 ieri Andreea mea ultimul hit al Antoniei. Care, evident, nu e Libertango sau El Condor Pasa. Dar e o pies\u0103 ideal\u0103 pentru petreceri de var\u0103, bine construit\u0103, ritmat\u0103, Cuban style, inspirat\u0103 un pic de Camila Cabello, \u015fi c\u00e2ntat\u0103 cu un entuziasm \u015fi o poft\u0103 de joac\u0103 molipsitoare.<\/p>\n<p>Hopa acest tip, pe care nu-l voi nominaliza: \u0102vai, m\u0103 simt lobotomizat.<\/p>\n<p>Cu ce \u015fi de ce?<\/p>\n<p>Azi lansa Bruce Springsteen nu \u015ftiu ce, \u015fi acum tu postezi abomina\u0163ia asta, iar snobismul meu face v\u00e2j-v\u00e2j ca un ventilator de camer\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 mai permitea Facebook cu vorb\u0103 m\u0103sc\u0103r\u0103gioas\u0103, \u00eei ziceam ceva de genul: Mai d\u0103-te, b\u0103, \u00een pula mea. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot te dai, f\u0103 \u015fi opturi senzuale cu \u015foldurile.<\/p>\n<p>Beatles, marii \u015fi glorio\u015fii Beatles, au avut c\u00e2ntecele vesele:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_Paqe2-BCYM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>P\u0103rintele rock&#8217;n&#8217;rollului, Chuck Berry, a avut c\u00e2ntecele vesele:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UaEC-lWSlmI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Diva muzicii soul, Ella Fitzgerald, a avut c\u00e2ntecele vesele:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wGWAgoRbgrg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Genesis cei at\u00e2t de artsy \u015fi originali au avut c\u00e2ntecele vesele:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sNJVFloPIVA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u015ei nu mai insist, c\u0103 a\u0163i prins ideea. Sau cel pu\u0163in sper.<\/p>\n<p>*<br \/>\nProblema snobului e c\u0103 el nu \u015ftie lucruri doar pentru c\u0103 sunt interesante, utile \u015fi \u00eei fac pl\u0103cere. El \u015ftie lucruri doar ca s\u0103 se dea rotund cu ele \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 via\u0163a altora nasoal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cu ce \u00eel diminueaz\u0103 pe Bruce Springsteen hitul Antoniei, \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care nimeni nu ar pune Bruce Springsteen la o petrecere \u00een club, \u015fi nimeni nu ar pune Antonia la o sesiune de listening de rock classic \u00eentre b\u0103rbo\u015fi de 40 de ani?<\/p>\n<p>Cu absolut nimic.<\/p>\n<p>De ce nu po\u0163i s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte o utilitate \u00een ziua ta? M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, dar eu nu am cum s\u0103-mi fac abdomenele pe &#8220;Streets of Philadelphia&#8221; nici s\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u0163i. Dar da, noaptea c\u00e2nd mi se termin\u0103 vinul, &#8220;Streets of Philadelphia&#8221; e op\u0163iunea ideal\u0103 pentru un om sup\u0103rat c\u0103 nu mai are de b\u0103ut.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd mi-am lansat prima carte, au s\u0103rit o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de labagii cu impresii care nu citiser\u0103 nici m\u0103car un r\u00e2nd din ea, s\u0103 aib\u0103 pe ce s\u0103 se bazeze: &#8220;Nu e\u015fti Garcia Marquez&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>D\u0103h, obviously. Unde m-am pretins eu vreodat\u0103 Garcia Marquez? Dar pe lume e loc \u015fi de t\u0103tici ai literaturii moderne, ca Garcia Marquez, \u015fi de autori de proz\u0103 predominant satiric\u0103 \u015fi de mici dimensiuni, ca mine. OK; n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 re\u0163in\u0103 posteritatea, dar r\u00e2zi mai bine cu mine c\u00e2nd m\u0103 cite\u015fti pe bud\u0103 \u00eentre \u015fase \u015fi \u015fapte diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Problema e c\u0103 nici \u0103ia nu citeau Garcia Marquez. C\u0103utau doar s\u0103 m\u0103 atace \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 umileasc\u0103 pe mine, pe criterii de capra vecinului.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 concluzion\u0103m:<\/p>\n<p>Ce rost avea comentariul despre Bruce Springsteen la postarea Andreei despre hitul chiar cute al Antoniei?<\/p>\n<p>Nici unul sub soare.<\/p>\n<p>Ce a vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103 comentatorul: C\u0103 e de\u015ftept \u015fi \u015ftie muzic\u0103, \u015fi e at\u00e2t de infinit de superior, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici el nu-\u015fu ajunge sie\u015fi la nas.<\/p>\n<p>Ce a reu\u015fit s\u0103 spun\u0103 comentatorul: C\u0103 are umorul unei greble.<\/p>\n<p>Morala: cum ar zice Saragossa Band, trup\u0103 din anii 70, care, surpriz\u0103, c\u00e2nta simplu, vesel \u015fi de petrecere, iar lumea \u00eenc\u0103 \u015ftia s\u0103 se distreze, &#8220;push the pineapple, shake the tree&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wL9SxVXCj78?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, a avut loc o interac\u0163iune vag nepl\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een grupul meu. 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