Te citesc de c\u00e2nd ai \u00eenceput cu blogul pe Yaho, ai fost \u00eentotdeauna preferata mea. Nu am mi\u0219cat nimic pe Paypal, c\u0103 nu sunt la acel nivel financiar, dar \u021bi-am cump\u0103rat toate c\u0103r\u021bile. Se pune?<\/strong><\/p>\n (Not\u0103 Lorena: Se pune unde?)<\/p>\n Ok, uite ce problem\u0103 am: de doi ani sunt cu o fat\u0103. O fat\u0103 bun\u0103, perfect\u0103 pentru mine, \u00een\u021beleg\u0103toare, o sf\u00e2nt\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n (Not\u0103 Lorena: aici m\u0103 a\u0219tept la “problema e c\u0103 eu m-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit de coorva ora\u015fului”, haha.)<\/p>\n E mereu iubitoare, m\u0103 sus\u0163ine \u00een tot ce fac, m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege c\u00e2nd sunt obosit \u015fi stresat, e haioas\u0103 \u015fi bun\u0103 la pat. Dar \u00een \u0103\u015ftia doi ani de c\u00e2nd suntem \u00eempreun\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se \u00eengra\u015fe din ce \u00een ce mai mult. Cred c\u0103 a pus cel pu\u0163in zece – cincisprezece kilograme pe ea. <\/strong><\/p>\n C\u00e2nd ne-am combinat, mi-a pl\u0103cut c\u0103 era sub\u0163iric\u0103, a\u015fa cum e Miley Cyrus, pe care a\u0163i postat-o pe blog zilele astea. \u015etiu, \u015ftiu, sufletul conteaz\u0103, dar penisul nu \u015ftie carte. M\u0103 atrag femeile mici \u015fi foarte sl\u0103bu\u0163e, iar ea acum e c\u00e2t un t\u0103ncule\u0163.<\/strong><\/p>\n Hai s\u0103 \u0163i-o zic direct, \u015fi nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjuri: a\u015fa cum arat\u0103 acum, nu m\u0103 mai atrage sexual. O iubesc \u00een continuare, e un om minunat, colega de camer\u0103 perfect\u0103, dar nu-mi mai vine s\u0103 fac nimic cu ea. M\u0103 uit la filme porno cu sl\u0103bu\u0163e \u015fi caut sl\u0103bu\u0163e pe siteuri de vchat, \u015fi asta s\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt tentat s-o p\u0103r\u0103sesc.<\/strong><\/p>\n Pe o scar\u0103 de la 1 la Iliescu, c\u00e2t sunt de porc? \u015ei ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tuie\u015fti s\u0103 fac? Te \u00een\u0163eleg dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjuri \u015fi m\u0103 faci hater de grase. Eu nu le ur\u0103sc \u015fi nu le abuzez, pur \u015fi simplu nu m\u0103 simt atras fizic de ele.<\/strong><\/p>\n D\u0103-mi, te rog, o solu\u0163ie.<\/strong><\/p>\n X.<\/strong><\/p>\n *<\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n E at\u00e2t de inutil\u0103 introducerea aia cu Paypalul. Nu vrei, nu dai, ce at\u00e2ta mare scofal\u0103. Nu pun abonament lunar la blog, ci regim de dona\u0163ii special s\u0103 las la latitudinea \u015fi longitudinea fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi cum.<\/p>\n Legat de prietena care s-a \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat: zici c\u0103 e o fat\u0103 bun\u0103. E\u015fti con\u015ftient c\u0103, dac\u0103 rela\u0163ia se solidific\u0103 \u015fi hot\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i copii, cum v\u0103 recomand\u0103 CPF, o s\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u00een alea nou\u0103 luni c\u00e2t muntele Athos, \u015fi dup\u0103 na\u015ftere, ar putea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u015fa?<\/p>\n Pune-\u0163i serios aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare, \u00eenainte s\u0103 mergem mai departe \u00een discu\u0163ie. Toate iubitele \u015fi nevestele care ajung s\u0103 fac\u0103 copii se \u00eengra\u015f\u0103, c\u0103 a\u015fa e natura sarcinii. Uterul e \u00een cavitatea abdominal\u0103.<\/p>\n Uneori m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 nu cumva, \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103 a unei rela\u0163ii fericite \u015fi stabile, femeile se \u00eengra\u015f\u0103, incon\u015ftient, cu titlu de test, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 vor p\u0103stra aten\u0163ia masculului \u015fi c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2n gravide.<\/p>\n Acuma: \u0163ie nu \u00ee\u0163i place nicicum femeia \u00een formatul ei prezent. Eu nu am ce moral\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fac, c\u0103 dup\u0103 cum ai spus \u015fi tu, organul care execut\u0103 acest job e ne\u015ftiutor de carte \u015fi independent de ra\u0163iune. Pe fat\u0103 nu cred c\u0103 e\u015fti preg\u0103tit s-o pierzi. Dac\u0103 voiai asta, te desp\u0103r\u0163eai, nu \u00eemi d\u0103deai mie mailuri \u00een care s\u0103-mi ceri s\u0103 te \u00eenjur.<\/p>\n Ce a\u015f face eu \u00een ipostaza ta: A\u015f a\u015feza-o pe fat\u0103 la un vin ro\u015fu sec (cel mai slim alcool) \u015fi un dialog \u00eentre adul\u0163i.<\/p>\n Cu unii oameni merge tactica abord\u0103rii directe: “Coae, te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat ca vaca, de plm bagi \u00een tine, c\u0103r\u0103mizi?”. Cu al\u0163ii merge versiunea pe dup\u0103 plopii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163: “\u0102hhm, e\u015fti at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103, dar parc\u0103… poate mi se pare, dar am impresia c\u0103 ai pus un pic pe tine.”<\/p>\n Tu o cuno\u015fti, tu \u015ftii care versiune merge.<\/p>\n Eu a\u015f proceda a\u015fa:<\/p>\n Pasul 1: Caut\u0103 s\u0103 afli de la ce. \u00centreab-o ce e diferit. Pot fi \u015fi probleme medicale.<\/p>\n Pasul al 2-lea: Caut\u0103 s\u0103 o \u00eencurajezi \u00een trends de lifestyle s\u0103n\u0103toase.<\/p>\n M\u00e2nca\u0163i am\u00e2ndoi salat\u0103 cu piept de pui la gr\u0103tar. G\u0103ti\u0163i \u00eempreun\u0103 m\u00e2ncare low-cal. Be\u0163i am\u00e2ndoi ap\u0103 plat\u0103 cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie. Mergi cu ea la alergat \u015fi \u00eencurajeaz-o cu impuls pozitiv, aminte\u015fte-i ce sex pasional f\u0103cea\u0163i \u00een primul an de rela\u0163ie.<\/p>\n Sl\u0103bitul e un chin. \u0162i-o zice mama sl\u0103bitului. Fii cu ea \u00een efortul \u0103sta, dac\u0103 alege s\u0103 se bage. Poart\u0103 aceast\u0103 lupt\u0103 cu armele iubirii \u015fi sprijinului, nu cu ale b\u0103\u015fc\u0103liei \u015fi a deta\u015f\u0103rii.<\/p>\n Ofer\u0103-i o floare, un bilet la trupa ei preferat\u0103, un parfum, c\u00e2nd \u00eencep s\u0103 se vad\u0103 rezultate. S\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 succesul ei e s\u0103rb\u0103toare pentru tine.<\/p>\n Dar fi preg\u0103tit \u015fi pentru revers: asta sunt eu, Gigele, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 placi, problema ta. Caz \u00een care problema se va rezolva simplu: ea o s\u0103 plece, o s\u0103 te \u00eenjure vreo dou\u0103 luni la cunoscu\u0163ii comuni, apoi o s\u0103 cunoasc\u0103 pe unul atras specific de fete grase \u015fi o s\u0103-i fac\u0103 copii obezi.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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