\u015ei, da, e adev\u0103rat, animalele nu-s radio, s\u0103 le opre\u015fti ap\u0103s\u00e2nd pe un buton. Sunt fiin\u0163e vii cu nevoi \u015fi dureri proprii. Se poate ca un c\u0103\u0163el sau un pisoi s\u0103 aib\u0103 noaptea la 3 un atac de anxietate \u00een cas\u0103 nou\u0103, sau s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu de dorul maic\u0103-sii, \u015fi s\u0103 dea concert. Po\u0163i s\u0103-l iei \u00een bra\u0163e s\u0103 se lini\u015fteasc\u0103, po\u0163i s\u0103-i dai ceva bun s\u0103 molf\u0103ie \u015fi s\u0103 uite, sau po\u0163i s\u0103 iei o juc\u0103rie \u015fi s\u0103 le distragi zece minute aten\u0163ia.<\/p>\n
Works every time.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd adop\u0163i un companion, e ca adop\u0163ia unui copil, dar la o scar\u0103 mai mic\u0103. Fiin\u0163a aceea nu va exista doar s\u0103 te distreze. Devii \u00een anumit\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 p\u0103rinte \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 le \u00een\u0163elegi problemele \u015fi nevoile.<\/p>\n
B. Anim\u0103lu\u0163ele mici sunt mai cute, dar au o energie debordant\u0103 \u015fi un chef de stric\u0103ciuni cum n-ai v\u0103zut.<\/strong><\/p>\n “Vrem neap\u0103rat un puiuuuu\u0163 c\u0103 e a\u015faaa de dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f.”<\/p>\n Chiar ieri, am auzit o conversa\u0163ie \u00een metrou: “Da, fat\u0103, l-am dus la \u0163ar\u0103. P\u0103i cum, fat\u0103, o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi deja mi-a ros pantofii \u015fi pre\u015ful de la intrare? Dac\u0103 acum face a\u015fa, ce va face c\u00e2nd va fi mare?”<\/p>\n R\u0103spuns: CE \u00ceL EDUCI TU S\u0102 FAC\u0102.<\/p>\n Puii, de orice specie ar fi, sunt curio\u015fi, pu\u015fi pe f\u0103cut t\u00e2mpenii \u015fi doldora de spirit de ini\u0163iativ\u0103 prost \u00een\u0163eles. Pisiceii o s\u0103 zg\u00e2rie tot ce ai \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 dea jos obiecte de pe mese s\u0103 se distreze ce frumos se sparg. Pentru ei e funny. C\u0103\u0163elu\u015fii o s\u0103 molf\u0103ie orice, de la tocuri stiletto din piele natural\u0103 la picioare de mas\u0103. La maturitate, \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eei educi adecvat, 80% din n\u0103zb\u00e2tii dispar de la sine.<\/p>\n Solu\u0163ia e s\u0103-\u0163i \u0163ii obiectele pe care nu le vrei sparte \u015fi pantofii \u00een dulapuri \u015fi cutii, sau s\u0103-\u0163i asumi c\u0103 a\u015fa sunt ei la v\u00e2rsta asta \u015fi nu ai ce face, dec\u00e2t cel mult s\u0103 le dedici o or\u0103 de joac\u0103 \u00een plus, s\u0103-i obose\u015fti.<\/p>\n C) Anim\u0103lu\u0163ele fac pipi \u015fi caca, exact ca tine.<\/strong><\/p>\n Acum patru zile, eram \u00een taxi. \u015ei am nimerit un taximetrist cu chef de vorb\u0103. Mi-a povestit c\u0103 e sup\u0103rat, c\u0103 a g\u0103sit el un pui de pisic\u0103 foarte frumos, “cu dungi” \u015fi l-a luat acas\u0103. \u00cen prim\u0103 faz\u0103, gagic\u0103-sa l-a pl\u0103cut \u015fi ea, apoi s-a sup\u0103rat c\u0103 pisoiul a f\u0103cut pipi pe covor \u015fi “a sc\u0103pat de el”. Mi-a fost fric\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentreb ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 mai exact “a sc\u0103pat de el”. Valabil \u015fi pentru c\u0103\u0163ei. Sau \u00ee\u0163i faci timp s\u0103-i plimbi la intervaluri rezonabile, sau \u0163i se vor pi\u015fa pe covor. Nu e r\u0103utate, sunt nevoi fiziologice normale.<\/p>\n D) Anim\u0103lu\u0163ele las\u0103 p\u0103r. Mult p\u0103r.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei aici m\u0103 refer specific la cazul de proast\u0103 care vrea anim\u0103lu\u0163 cu p\u0103r semilung, c\u0103 “par mai pufoase”, apoi \u00eel returneaz\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 dea \u00een fiecare zi cu aspiratorul. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine partea asta, cump\u0103r\u0103-\u0163i ursule\u0163 de plu\u015f \u015fi joac\u0103 pretend cu el.<\/p>\n E) Anim\u0103lu\u0163ele se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc periodic \u015fi da, e cazul s\u0103 le duci la veterinar \u015fi s\u0103 dai bani.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00centr-o sear\u0103, m\u0103 ia la pis\u0103logeal\u0103 privat\u0103 unu. “Lorena, am luat un pui de pisic\u0103 de pe strad\u0103 \u015fi are diaree. Ce fac s-o opresc”. \u015ei \u0103la \u00eemi d\u0103 block. F) Animalele au \u015fi ele toane, exact ca oamenii.<\/strong><\/p>\n Uneori, nu au chef de joac\u0103 \u015fi e perfect normal. Uneori nu au chef de m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri \u015fi e perfect normal. Uneori, tu lucrezi de sar sc\u00e2ntei din tastatur\u0103, iar ele \u00ee\u0163i sar \u00een poal\u0103 \u015fi te distrag, e perfect normal. Eu scriu acum acest text cu o singur\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, de exemplu, cu cealalt\u0103 flutur o sfoar\u0103 cu un guguloi de staniol pe la nasul lui Pulic\u0103, care acum a decis c\u0103 vrea joac\u0103. \u015ei asta e perfect normal.<\/p>\n Nu v\u0103 a\u015ftepta\u0163i la ele s\u0103 fie sclavii toanelor noastre. Ain’t gonna happen. Mai degrab\u0103 invers.<\/p>\n Acestea fiind l\u0103murite, g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 bine dac\u0103 vre\u0163i un anim\u0103lu\u0163, \u015fi asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 ave\u0163i de f\u0103cut anumite investi\u0163ii, sacrificii \u015fi compromisuri. S\u0103 vii dintr-un loc al misecuvenismului \u015fi al arogan\u0163ei nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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\nAm \u00eentrebat \u00eens\u0103 dac\u0103 i-au luat litier\u0103 \u015fi nisip. “P\u0103i nu ne-am g\u00e2ndit \u015fi la asta”.
\n\u015ei atunci? Cum se presupunea c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi va face pisoiul nevoile?
\n“S\u0103 se cear\u0103 afar\u0103, cum f\u0103cea motanul bunic\u0103-mii, la \u0163ar\u0103”.
\nDeci, stai. Dac\u0103 nea Gore de la \u0163ar\u0103 \u015ftie s\u0103 coseasc\u0103 f\u00e2nul, tu te a\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi de la Mirciulic\u0103 de 5 ani de la Bucure\u015fti s\u0103 fac\u0103 acela\u015fi lucru?
\nMotanul bunic\u0103-tii avea o rutin\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 format\u0103 \u00een ani de convie\u0163uire cu bunic\u0103-ta. Dac\u0103 adop\u0163i un pui \u015fi-l duci \u00een apartamentul t\u0103u de la etajul 6, solu\u0163ia e s\u0103 \u00eei iei litier\u0103 \u015fi nisip. Nu s\u0103 te a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103 ia liftul, s\u0103 deschid\u0103 u\u015fa blocului cu cartela de interfon \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 pipi \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103, apoi s\u0103 revin\u0103 pe acela\u015fi traseu.<\/p>\n
\nAnim\u0103lu\u0163ele presupun un anumit volum de munc\u0103. Prin m\u00e2ncarea specific\u0103 pe care o consum\u0103, prin cur\u0103\u0163enia pe care trebuie s\u0103 o faci perpetuu dup\u0103 ele, prin faptul c\u0103 uneori au scaun mai moale, exact ca noi, \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 le desprinzi cu m\u00e2na un dingleberry r\u0103zle\u0163 care le mai flutur\u0103 la fund, c\u0103 periodic vomit\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 \u015ftergi tu cu prosoape de h\u00e2rtie \u015fi ap\u0103 c\u0103ldu\u0163\u0103 ce au vomitat \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n
\n“Te ui\u0163i pe net, cau\u0163i clinic\u0103 veterinar\u0103 nonstop \u015fi-l duci acolo”, am r\u0103spuns eu.
\nLa care \u0103sta pune o \u00eentrebare de m\u0103 las\u0103 perplex\u0103.
\n“De ce e\u015fti a\u015fa?”
\nEu, like wtf?
\n“A\u015fa, cum?”
\n“\u00cen loc s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u0163i, m\u0103 pui s\u0103 dau bani la veterinar. Tu sigur faci ceva cu Pulic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd are diaree”.
\n“Da. \u00cel duc la veterinar”.<\/p>\n
\nEvident, blockul prostului vine mai mult ca un compliment, dar m\u0103 \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu puiul \u0103la de pisic\u0103 pe care prostul zg\u00e2rc\u0103l\u0103u nu voia s\u0103-l duc\u0103 la veterinar. Diareea unui pui poate avea 478908765424567887654 de cauze \u015fi numai un doctor bun poate s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce are \u015fi s\u0103-i recomande tratament adecvat. \u00cen plus, dac\u0103 puiul are viermi intestinali, ce faci? \u00cei extragi tu din curule\u0163, unul c\u00e2te unul, cu penseta?<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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