{"id":17692,"date":"2019-06-08T11:59:50","date_gmt":"2019-06-08T08:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17692"},"modified":"2019-06-08T11:59:50","modified_gmt":"2019-06-08T08:59:50","slug":"n-o-sa-ti-vina-sa-crezi-ce-am-facut-cu-muraturile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/n-o-sa-ti-vina-sa-crezi-ce-am-facut-cu-muraturile\/","title":{"rendered":"N-o s\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 s\u0103 crezi ce am f\u0103cut cu mur\u0103turile"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d de ce folosesc tabloidele formularea asta \u00een titluri, iar \u0219i iar, p\u00e2n\u0103 la turbare. Dac\u0103 realmente atrage lume sau e un cli\u0219eu obosit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cine a \u021binut vreodat\u0103 o cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire \u0219tie c\u0103 gust\u0103rile dintre mese pot fi o problem\u0103. Asta pentru\u00a0 c\u0103 majoritatea alimentelor folosite \u00eengra\u0219\u0103 porcin. Covrigei, snacks, chips, pr\u0103jiturele, biscui\u021bi. Tot at\u00e2tea forme de carbohidra\u021bi goi de nutri\u021bie \u0219i doldora de E-uri.<\/p>\n

“Renun\u0163i la gust\u0103ri \u015fi gata”, zice cititorul.<\/p>\n

Da, c\u00e2nd ai relativ pu\u0163in de lucru, fix asta faci. Bei un pahar de ap\u0103 \u015fi respiri ad\u00e2nc. Apoi, sunt perioadele c\u00e2nd chiar munce\u015fti de nu mai \u015ftii de tine \u015fi nu merge a\u015fa. Organismul cere imperios ceva de ron\u0163\u0103it \u015fi nu produce idei \u015fi cuvinte dac\u0103 nu prime\u015fte ceea ce cere.<\/p>\n

Eu aveam un borcan monumental de mur\u0103turi asortate. Mix de castraveciori, gogonele, ardei, cepu\u0163e mici, be\u0163iga\u015fe de morcovi, buche\u0163ele de conopid\u0103 \u015f. a. m. d. Am pus m\u00e2na pe el, dar mi-am zis. \u0102mnu. N-o s\u0103 m\u0103 satisfac\u0103. Mai trebuie ceva.<\/p>\n

Apoi, mi-a venit o idee s\u0103lbatic\u0103. Aveam \u00een frigider o jum\u0103tate de ciocolat\u0103 neagr\u0103, 75% cacao, pe care nu o m\u00e2ncam pentru c\u0103 gustul \u0103la de cacao at\u00e2t de pur ar trebui inclus \u00een lista de torturi pentru prizonieri de r\u0103zboi.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 cuno\u015fteam. Nu voi m\u00e2nca ciocolata aia de una singur\u0103 nici \u00een o sut\u0103 de ani.<\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103…<\/p>\n

P\u0103i hai s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m, ce poate merge prost?<\/p>\n

Am scurs mur\u0103turile de ap\u0103 \u015fi o\u0163et, le-am cl\u0103tit un pic s\u0103 le mai neutralizez acreala \u015fi le-am pus pe o farfurie.<\/p>\n

Am luat o crati\u0163\u0103 cu ap\u0103 \u015fi am pus-o pe foc mic, s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103. \u00centre timp, am pus ciocolata rupt\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103\u0163i \u00eentr-un ibric, s\u0103 pot \u0163ine de m\u00e2ner. C\u00e2nd apa s-a \u00eenc\u0103lzit, am b\u0103gat ibricul \u00een ea \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 topesc ciocolata, p\u00e2n\u0103 a devenit fluid\u0103 \u015fi lunecoas\u0103. Apoi am scurs-o \u00eentr-un castrona\u015f.<\/p>\n

Am luat un b\u0103\u0163 de morcov \u015fi l-am \u00eenmuiat senzual \u00een ciocolata topit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mmmmm, am gemut eu porcos, c\u00e2nd am mu\u015fcat din combina\u0163ie. Cumva, am\u0103r\u0103ciunea neagr\u0103 ca depresia a ciocolatei cu 75% cacao era \u00eembl\u00e2nzit\u0103 de gustul acri\u015for, \u015fi leguma venea \u015fi cu un impuls fresh \u015fi r\u0103coros.<\/p>\n

Esteee.<\/p>\n

Apoi, am \u00eenfipt furculi\u0163a \u00eentr-o cepu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi am zis: Dac\u0103 cepu\u0163a trece testul ciocolatei topite, restul mur\u0103turilor sunt piece of cake.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 se poate, cepu\u0163a mi-a pl\u0103cut chiar mai mult dec\u00e2t morcovul.<\/p>\n

La a treia, o inflorescen\u0163\u0103 de conopid\u0103, m-am obr\u0103znicit: am cules bobi\u0163e de mu\u015ftar din fundul borcanului \u015fi i-am f\u0103cut \u015fi decor.<\/p>\n

“\u015ei ce vrei s\u0103 spui, Lorena, c\u0103 ciocolata neagr\u0103 nu \u00eengra\u015f\u0103?”<\/p>\n

Mult mai pu\u0163in dec\u00e2t cea alb\u0103 sau cu lapte, \u015fi, spre deosebire de pretzels \u015fi crackers, aici m\u0103car r\u0103m\u00e2i cu vitaminele \u015fi apa din legume, respectiv cu magneziul, fierul \u015fi fosforul din ciocolata neagr\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, da, acum am chef de lucru.<\/p>\n

Nu pun foto, c\u0103 n-am timp de aranjamente artistice, dar ave\u0163i imagina\u0163ie, pute\u0163i proiecta un castrona\u015f de ciocolat\u0103 topit\u0103, o furculi\u0163\u0103 \u015fi o farfurie cu mur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n

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