Azi, \u00een metrou. Un tinerel cu o fa\u0163\u0103 extrem de naiv\u0103 \u015fi abunden\u0163\u0103 de acnee, disperat:<\/p>\n
-Cum se ajunge la Universitate?<\/p>\n
(Metroul se apropia de Victoriei – linia 1.)<\/p>\n
O ga\u015fc\u0103 de trei liceeni:<\/p>\n
-Trebuie s\u0103 schimbi. Cobori aici \u015fi-\u0163i ar\u0103t\u0103m de unde iei spre Universitate.<\/p>\n
-Cee face\u0163i, m\u0103!?<\/p>\n
Cel care intervenise jupiterian \u015fi\u00a0baritonal era un mo\u015f gras, cu buze r\u0103sfr\u00e2nte, pleoape r\u0103sfr\u00eente, f\u0103lci r\u0103sfr\u00e2nte. Dar energic. Deci, nu se depunea totul, o parte se transforma \u00een energie \ud83d\ude00 .<\/p>\n
-Ce face\u0163i, m\u0103? Vre\u0163i s\u0103 ademeni\u0163i copilu’, s\u0103 \u00eel corupe\u0163i, s\u0103 \u00eel atrage\u0163i cu tertipuri!? urla el de r\u0103suna tot vagonul. Vre\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eel tenta\u0163i s\u0103 se drogheze cu voi, sau s\u0103 omoare pe cineva cu voi? Dar nu v\u0103 e ru\u015fine? Golani neru\u015fina\u0163i!<\/p>\n
Metroul se opre\u015fte la Victoriei. Unul din liceeni, intimidat:<\/p>\n
-Aici se schimb\u0103…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103\u0103\u0103, neru\u015finatule, nu \u0163i-ar fi ru\u015fine!? \u00cencerci s\u0103 corupi copilul \u0103sta nevinovat, s\u0103-l tragi cu tine \u00een p\u0103cat!? Tinere, dac\u0103 ai pu\u0163in\u0103 minte, nu te duce cu ei!<\/p>\n
Liceenii coboar\u0103, metroul porne\u015fte spre Gara de Nord. Unii pasageri r\u00e2d pe \u00eenfundate. Mo\u015ful:<\/p>\n
-B\u0103i, tinere, \u00een via\u0163\u0103 te pa\u015fte multe pericole grave \u015fi mul\u0163i din \u0103\u015ftia care vrea s\u0103 te atrag\u0103 \u00een capcane. Dar tu trebuie s\u0103 fii b\u0103rbat, s\u0103 prevezi totul, \u015fi s\u0103 spui \u00eentotdeauna NU. Pentru c\u0103 ho\u0163ii \u015fi bandi\u0163ii at\u00e2ta a\u015fteapt\u0103. Dac\u0103 te duceai cu ei, poate te jefuia. Poate te droga. Poate, Doamne fere\u015fte, doi te \u0163inea \u015fi unul se culca cu tine. M\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi? Adic\u0103 te batjocorea. Poate te batjocorea to\u0163i trei!<\/p>\n
Ageamiul d\u0103 din cap, ad\u00e2nc p\u0103truns. Mo\u015ful:<\/p>\n
-Lumea asta e plin\u0103 de tic\u0103lo\u015fi. De mon\u015ftri. De\u00a0 oameni care vrea s\u0103 te prosteasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te lase \u00een pielea goal\u0103. \u0102\u015ftia abia a\u015ftepta s\u0103 te drogheze. Bine c\u0103 nu te-ai\u00a0 dus cu ei. Ai dovedit c\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
\u015ei d\u0103-i tot a\u015fa, p\u00e2n\u0103 la Gara de Nord, unde mo\u015ful coboar\u0103. Ageamiul, disperat:<\/p>\n
-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, totu\u015fi, eu cum ajung la Universitate?<\/p>\n
-Te dai jos la prima, iei dou\u0103 sta\u0163ii \u00eenapoi p\u00e2n\u0103 la Victoriei \u015fi schimbi metroul, am intervenit eu.<\/p>\n
\u00cen ochii lui a \u00eenflorit o urm\u0103 de b\u0103nuial\u0103. Dac\u0103 eram \u015fi eu \u00een c\u00e2rd\u0103\u015fie cu ga\u015fca de delincven\u0163i minori?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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