{"id":17718,"date":"2019-06-12T10:40:45","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T07:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17718"},"modified":"2019-06-12T10:40:45","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T07:40:45","slug":"dimensiunea-chiar-conteaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dimensiunea-chiar-conteaza\/","title":{"rendered":"Dimensiunea chiar conteaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0218i da, for\u021ba e la tine. For\u021ba s\u0103 sco\u021bi oamenii din s\u0103rite.<\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 tendin\u0163e la fel de enervante de a da mesaje pe Facebook.<\/p>\n

Tendin\u0163a A.
\nGogu: A\u015f vrea (enter)
\nGogu: S\u0103-\u0163i spun
\nGogu: Ce simt
\nGogu: Acum
\nGogu: Nu vreau
\nGogu: S\u0103 te
\nGogu: Pierd
\nGogu: !
\nTelefonul t\u0103u: ping ping ping ping ping ping.
\nG\u00e2ndul t\u0103u: C\u0103lca-te-ar toate ma\u015finile de pe \u015etefan cel Mare, \u00eentr-o zi aglomerat\u0103 de miercuri. Pierde-te naibii o dat\u0103 \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai ping\u0103ni \u00een mor\u021bii \u0219i r\u0103ni\u021bii m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n

Tendin\u0163a B:<\/p>\n

Tu: \u015ei ce crezi despre X?<\/p>\n

Gogu: Pauz\u0103<\/p>\n

Tu: OK, omul nu poate vorbi, \u00eel las \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

Mai trec trei minute:
\nGogu: Lu\u00e2nd \u00een considerare toate aspectele situa\u0163iei, implicit pe cele care las\u0103 loc de interpret\u0103ri, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.<\/p>\n

G\u00e2ndul t\u0103u: Hai, jur\u0103-te c\u0103 speri c\u0103 o s\u0103 citesc toat\u0103 halca asta amorf\u0103 \u0219i nestructurat\u0103 de blabla f\u0103r\u0103 cap \u0219i coad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Frate, e o simpl\u0103 c\u0103su\u0163\u0103 de mesagerie. Romanele se citesc pentru c\u0103 au font prietenos, dimensionat adecvat, paginare profesionist\u0103 \u015fi, nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, paragrafe. Ambi\u0163ia de a-mi spune toate secretele universului \u00eentr-un singur mesaj rupe \u015fi cursivitatea conversa\u0163iei, \u015fi e un chin pentru cititor.<\/p>\n

Nu m\u0103 pune s\u0103 \u00eenghit dintr-un \u0219ut a\u0219a ceva, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u021bine mandibula.<\/p>\n

Mul\u021bumesc.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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***<\/p>\n

Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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