{"id":17787,"date":"2019-06-19T08:54:26","date_gmt":"2019-06-19T05:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17787"},"modified":"2019-06-19T08:54:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-19T05:54:26","slug":"bullying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bullying\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullying"},"content":{"rendered":"

Postarea care urmeaz\u0103 e inspirat\u0103 de acest mirobolant comentariu (da\u021bi click pe el s\u0103-l vede\u021bi mare): <\/p>\n

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Judec\u0103torul deschise urm\u0103torul dosar:<\/p>\n

-Despre ce e vorba \u00een cazul dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Despre bullying, domnule judec\u0103tor, exclam\u0103 un tip hiperagitat, d\u00e2nd din m\u00e2ini \u0219i din picioare.<\/p>\n

-Victima sunte\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Da, eu.<\/p>\n

-Aha. \u0218i persoana care v\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te este domni\u0219oara?<\/p>\n

-Domnule judec\u0103tor, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi c\u0103 intervin, dar eu nu…<\/p>\n

-A\u0219tepta\u021bi pu\u021bin, ajungem \u0219i la dumneavoastr\u0103. \u00cent\u00e2i s\u0103 afl\u0103m versiunea reclamantului.<\/p>\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua, m\u0103 numesc Cocean Eusebiu \u0219i am 38 de ani. Domni\u0219oara e vecina mea de bloc de la parter. \u0218i m\u0103 bully f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare, zi \u0219i noapte.<\/p>\n

-Incredibil, domnule judec\u0103tor, eu nu…<\/p>\n

-Domni\u0219oar\u0103, nu v\u0103 mai gr\u0103bi\u021bi ca fata mare la m\u0103ritat. Domnule Cocean, ce v\u0103 face domni\u0219oara?<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te prin silent treatment, domnule judec\u0103tor. \u00cei trimit 70 de mesaje pe zi \u0219i nu-mi r\u0103spunde la ele. O sun de… \u0103\u0103\u0103… un num\u0103r variabil de ori pe zi. \u0218i pe noapte. \u0218i m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te ner\u0103spunz\u00e2nd la telefon. Mai grav, la un moment dat m-a h\u0103r\u021buit prin schimbarea neanun\u021bat\u0103 a num\u0103rului de telefon. Num\u0103rul de telefon e informa\u021bie public\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tie lumea unde s\u0103 dea de tine.<\/p>\n

-Dar, domnule judec\u0103tor, eu…<\/p>\n

-Domni\u0219oar\u0103, v\u0103 rog, ave\u021bi r\u0103bdare. De ce v\u0103 considera\u021bi h\u0103r\u021buit, domnule?<\/p>\n

-Pentru c\u0103 faptul c\u0103 domni\u0219oara nu r\u0103spunde \u00eemi provoac\u0103 sentimente de nemul\u021bumire, stres, agita\u021bie, insomnie, pierderea apetitului, durere de cap \u0219i periodic reac\u021bii alergice.<\/p>\n

-\u00cen\u021beleg. Astea sunt toate faptele de h\u0103r\u021buire?<\/p>\n

-Ar fi bine s\u0103 fie doar asta. Dar domni\u0219oara \u00eemi \u0219i ignor\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103ile la u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i sunatul la sonerie, de\u0219i lumina e aprins\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tiu c\u0103 e acas\u0103. \u0218i asta \u00eemi provoac\u0103 acelea\u0219i simptome.<\/p>\n

-Lumina e aprins\u0103? Dar la ce ore merge\u021bi \u00een vizit\u0103 la domni\u0219oara?<\/p>\n

-La nici o or\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te c\u0103 nu deschide. E o bully.<\/p>\n

-La ce or\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi s-o vizita\u021bi pe domni\u0219oara?<\/p>\n

-La ora la care m\u0103 cuprinde dragostea: 22, 23, 24. Merg s-o vizitez s-o inoculez cu pasiune, iar ea m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te ignor\u00e2ndu-mi sentimentele.<\/p>\n

-Domnule judec\u0103tor!!!<\/p>\n

-Sta\u021bi calm\u0103, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu \u00eent\u00e2mplare cu ea pe scara blocului, m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219te prin minciuna c\u0103 se gr\u0103be\u0219te \u0219i are treab\u0103. Sunt un om terminat, domnule. Nu mai suport. Sunt pe buza pr\u0103pastiei. Mai am pu\u021bin \u0219i m\u0103 arunc.<\/p>\n

-Dar v-a\u021bi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 pute\u021bi pune cap\u0103t h\u0103r\u021buirii, domnul meu?<\/p>\n

-Cum, domnule judec\u0103tor? S\u0103-i dau o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u00een cap \u0219i s-o bag \u00een beci? Cred c\u0103 e ceva lege care nu-mi permite, dar nu sunt sigur.<\/p>\n

-Mai \u00eencerca\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-S\u0103 pl\u0103tesc rake\u021bi s-o ia pe sus \u0219i s-o bat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 r\u0103spunde la mesaj? Parc\u0103 nici rake\u021bii nu-s prev\u0103zu\u021bi \u00een lege. Chiar e cazul s\u0103 schimba\u021bi legile, nu se mai poate a\u0219a. S\u0103 n-avem nici un drept c\u00e2nd suntem bullied.<\/p>\n

-Nu, domnul meu. Solu\u021bia simpl\u0103 \u0219i la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 e s-o l\u0103sa\u021bi pur \u0219i simplu \u00een pace pe domni\u0219oara \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 reorienta\u021bi afec\u021biunea \u00een alt\u0103 direc\u021bie.<\/p>\n

-Incredibil. Dup\u0103 ce ea m\u0103 bully prin silent treatment, acum m\u0103 bully \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 cu insinu\u0103ri! Nu se mai poate a\u0219a. Jos UE, tr\u0103iasc\u0103 ortodoxia care spune clar c\u0103 femeia e supusa b\u0103rbatului \u0219i nu are voie s\u0103-l bully prin refuzul b\u0103g\u0103rii \u00een seam\u0103!! \u0218i Dragnea avea dreptate all along!! Justi\u021bia suge!!! Jos statul paralel! Jos americanii! Je suis Dragnea!!!<\/p>\n

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