{"id":17810,"date":"2019-06-22T10:34:05","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T07:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17810"},"modified":"2019-06-22T10:34:05","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T07:34:05","slug":"hai-sa-vorbim-despre-costume-de-baie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/hai-sa-vorbim-despre-costume-de-baie\/","title":{"rendered":"Hai s\u0103 vorbim despre costume de baie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E var\u0103. Ciripesc p\u0103s\u0103relele. Eu \u015fi familia mea mergem pe litoral. (Compunere de clasa a III-a, bravo, Gigel, zece.) Pe litoral, ce s\u0103 vezi, mult\u0103 lume \u00een costum de baie. Mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in aspectuos, adecvat, avantajos, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 critic pe nimeni. Corpul t\u0103u, op\u0163iunile tale, te \u00eembraci cum vrei tu. Dar dac\u0103 vrei c\u00e2teva idei de ambalaj care s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00een valoare con\u0163inutul, cite\u015fte \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-ai zis \u00een martie c\u0103 aoleu, vine vara \u00een c\u00e2teva luni, trebuie s\u0103 mergi la sal\u0103. \u0162i-ai \u015fi luat abonament. Ai fost la dou\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163e. La a treia, ai avut ore suplimentare la munc\u0103. Sau \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii la \u015fcoal\u0103. Sau bingeing cu Oranjul e noul negru. Sau \u015fuet\u0103 de cl\u0103tite cu prietenele.<\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, la naiba, e oficial var\u0103, \u015fi tu n-ai f\u0103cut nimic din ce-\u0163i propuneai s\u0103 devii Miss Litoral 2019, dar m\u0103car te-ai distrat. Asta conteaz\u0103 mai mult.<\/p>\n<p>Ok. Hai s\u0103 lu\u0103m \u00een calcul diverse forme de corp \u015fi s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim la costumul de baie care ar merge de minune.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Fata cu burtic\u0103 de bere \u015fi covrigei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015etii burtica de bere \u015fi covrigei. Nu e obezitate, nu ai straturi peste straturi de os\u00e2nz\u0103 pe tine, dar ai aceast\u0103 burtic\u0103 relativ proeminent\u0103, pufoas\u0103, care se proiecteaz\u0103 cu fal\u0103 prin orice chestie mai mulat\u0103 \u015fi nu ai voin\u0163a acelui gen de diet\u0103 care s\u0103 te divor\u0163eze de ea.<\/p>\n<p>Solu\u0163ia: Monokini. Aka costumul de baie dintr-o bucat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 multe m\u0103rci care au \u015fi monokini modelatoare. Aka din materiale care opun rezisten\u0163\u0103, str\u00e2ng \u015fi \u0163in sub control talia \u015fi burta, \u015fi nu las\u0103 s\u0103 se vad\u0103 dec\u00e2t o superb\u0103 form\u0103 de clepsidr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei eu am lenjerie modelatoare. Nu de plaj\u0103, ci de zi cu zi. O port rar, c\u0103 str\u00e2nge de-\u0163i mut\u0103 stomacul \u00een esofag. Dar \u00een pozele \u00een care o port, ar\u0103t cu zece kilograme mai slab\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ideea de a fi str\u00e2ns\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencorsetat\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i sun\u0103 a chin \u015fi nu coincide cu ideea de relaxare \u015fi vacan\u0163\u0103, caut\u0103 monokini drapate &#8211; cutele mascheaz\u0103 cutele formate de gr\u0103sime ca ni\u015fte zei\u0163e &#8211; sau cu croial\u0103 &#8220;petrecut\u0103&#8221;. Dat\u0103 fiind linia oblic\u0103, croiala petrecut\u0103 sub\u0163iaz\u0103 \u015fi lunge\u015fte optic silueta de-\u0163i vine s\u0103 \u00eenal\u0163i imnuri de slav\u0103 la adresa inventatorului necunoscut.<\/p>\n<p>Sau \u00ee\u0163i alegi un bikini unde chilotul are taria foarte \u00eenalt\u0103 \u015fi stil retro (chilot \u00een toat\u0103 regula, nu a\u0163\u0103 \u00een koor) \u015fi \u0103la o s\u0103 aplatizeze optic burta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. \u015eoldurile late, format par\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aici, ce po\u0163i face e s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fezi feminitatea, ca Jennifer Lopez \u015fi Shakira, \u015fi s\u0103 pui accent pe talie, cu un chilo\u0163el format fir, care s\u0103 te \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feze juc\u0103u\u015f exact unde e\u015fti mai zvelt\u0103, \u015fi de acolo s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 globuri \u015fi rotunjimi \u00een toate direc\u0163iile.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e\u015fti tonifiat\u0103 \u00een abdomen &#8211; \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti: contrastul dintre talie sub\u0163ire \u015fi \u015folduri &#8211; fund mare e afrodisiacul absolut. Nimic nu e mai sexy, mai incitant, mai apetisant.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 creezi propor\u0163ie, combin\u0103 numitul tanga tras pe talie cu un sutien luxuriant, push-up, cu bure\u0163el ca Vio, cu c\u0103ptu\u015feal\u0103, cu pads, cu vol\u0103na\u015fe, franjuri, etc. etc., pentru ca iluzia s\u0103 fie c\u0103 ok, ai ditamai \u015foldurile, dar ce e sus e tot pe acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Vei fi zei\u0163a m\u0103rii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Fata foarte skinny cu s\u00e2ni mici.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fata foarte skinny cu s\u00e2ni mici ar putea purta un costum de baie \u00eentr-o culoare pastel, \u015fi s\u0103 se bucure de inocen\u0163a implicit\u0103 \u015fi farmecul adolescentin al corpului ei.<\/p>\n<p>Sau s\u0103 poarte ce vrea ea, cum vrea ea, c\u00e2nd vrea ea. Corpul slim \u015fi zvelt e iubit de to\u0163i designerii de mod\u0103 dintr-un motiv bine \u00eentemeiat: pune orice hain\u0103 \u00een valoare.<\/p>\n<p>Nu degeaba \u00eengera\u015fii Victoria&#8217;s Secret sunt prin\u0163ese zvelte. D\u0103 un gug\u0103l s\u0103rci cu Victoria&#8217;s Secret models \u015fi tot ce poart\u0103 ele po\u0163i purta \u015fi tu.<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 eu a\u015f avea s\u00e2ni foarte mici, cred c\u0103 a\u015f face o arogan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi a\u015f defila pe plaj\u0103 topless. Pentru c\u0103 s\u00e2nii foarte mici sunt extrem de frumo\u015fi exact a\u015fa cum sunt \u015fi nu ai de ce s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103-i faci s\u0103 par\u0103 altceva.<\/p>\n<p>Sau, ok, cu o bustier\u0103 sport simpl\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Femeia cu s\u00e2ni uria\u015fi\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Le aud pe unele pl\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-se. Nu de durere de spate sau de tendin\u0163\u0103 de a sus\u0163ine o pozi\u0163ie incorect\u0103, c\u0103 asta a\u015f \u00een\u0163elege. Dar c\u0103, oh, vai, nu le plac depedeve estetic s\u00e2nii lor mari.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei altele dau un purcoi de bani pe silicoane.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai s\u00e2nii foarte mari, pune-i \u00een valoare. Cu un sutien \u00eent\u0103rit, fortificat ca o cetate medieval\u0103, care s\u0103-i sus\u0163in\u0103 perfect \u015fi s\u0103-i ridice. Odat\u0103 ce-s bine sus\u0163inu\u0163i \u015fi bine ridica\u0163i, e\u015fti o priveli\u015fte absolut imbatabil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Femeia otova<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Le \u015ftim pe acele doamne \u015fi domni\u0163e care, de\u015fi nu-s grase, nu par s\u0103 aib\u0103 forme. Sunt drepte de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos ca dulapul.<\/p>\n<p>Aici se apeleaz\u0103 la \u015fmecherie optic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La diverse briz brizuri multicolore, franjuri, ornamente, vol\u0103na\u015fe, panglicu\u0163e at\u00e2t pe sutien, c\u00e2t \u015fi pe chilo\u0163i, inserturi de dantel\u0103, whatever, s\u0103 creeze impresia de volum, \u015fi, prin contrast, s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 zona taliei e mai bine conturat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cu c\u00e2t e mai mult farafast\u00e2c \u015fi g\u0103l\u0103gie pe partea de lenjerie propriu-zis\u0103, cu at\u00e2t ea pare mai mult\u0103 \u015fi mai mare. Fericirea e o chestiune de propor\u0163ii, a zis filozoful eu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Femeia cu multe kilograme \u00een plus\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hai s\u0103 nu mim\u0103m c\u0103 nu exist\u0103, ok?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai multe kilograme \u00een plus, mergi pe #bodypositivity.. Adic\u0103, asta e, asta sunt, m\u0103 pot sim\u0163i bine \u015fi a\u015fa. Partea bun\u0103 e c\u0103 \u00een general oamenii cu multe kilograme \u00een plus pot fi extrem de haio\u015fi, iar tu po\u0163i specula asta.<\/p>\n<p>Cu un costum de baie multicolor turbat, cu un pattern tr\u0103snit, cu o p\u0103l\u0103rie cu ciucuri \u015fi cu un cocktail la fel de viu colorat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tot e\u015fti grasa petrecerii, m\u0103car fii grasa care se distreaz\u0103 de rupe plaja \u00een dou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Foto: <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/photos\/summer-floating-pool-leisure-842140\/\">pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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Pe litoral, ce s\u0103 vezi,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17811,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/summer.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17810"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17815,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17810\/revisions\/17815"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}