{"id":17831,"date":"2019-06-24T20:41:47","date_gmt":"2019-06-24T17:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17831"},"modified":"2019-06-24T20:46:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-24T17:46:00","slug":"posta-redactiei-nesex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-nesex\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Nesex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bun\u0103, Lorena,<br \/>\nAm nevoie s\u0103 aud p\u0103rerea ta despre ce vreau s\u0103-\u0163i scriu: sunt cu cineva de patru ani, st\u0103m \u00eempreuna, dar nu o pot numi rela\u0163ie ci.., habar n-am ce!<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0163i spun de ce: la \u00eenceputul \u00eenceputului, pur \u015fi sumplu n-am f\u0103cut sex!<br \/>\nIo mi-am dorit s\u0103 v\u0103d din partea lui c\u0103 m\u0103 dore\u015fte, dar venea pe la mine&#8230; \u015fi ne uitam la filme \u015fi at\u00e2t!<br \/>\nMie mi s-a t\u0103iat av\u00e2ntul, dar totu\u015fi ne-am mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 la insisten\u0163a lui.<br \/>\n\u015etiu c\u0103 el m-a iubit, eu nu. Doar din cauza asta, mi s-a t\u0103iat de la nesex.<br \/>\n\u015ei de atunci pendulez \u00eentre a-l p\u0103r\u0103si \u015fi nu.<br \/>\n\u00cen rest, e un tip super ok, nu am nimic s\u0103-i repro\u015fez.<br \/>\n\u015ei acum \u00eentrebarea: c\u00e2t de cretin\u0103 par c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-l p\u0103r\u0103sesc acum pentru nesexul de la \u00eenceput?<\/p>\n<p>X.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen aceast\u0103 rubric\u0103, noi nu ne \u00eendeletnicim cu verdicte morale, dar: pe bune, b\u0103?<br \/>\nAlte femei bocesc lung c\u0103 \u0103ia trag de ele, c\u0103 le privesc doar ca pe ni\u015fte excrescen\u0163e \u00een jurul unei g\u0103uri, c\u0103 nu au activit\u0103\u0163i dr\u0103gu\u0163e de cuplu \u015fi caut\u0103 doar s\u0103 duc\u0103 bursucul la scorbur\u0103 pentru ni\u015fte lab\u0103 asistat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00eel prinzi tu pe tipul minunat care a\u015fteapt\u0103, \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 creeze o conexiune uman\u0103, \u015fi ce faci tu? \u00cei por\u0163i pic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 n-a vrut s\u0103 te co\u0163\u0103ie din prima ca un iepuroi \u00een c\u0103lduri. <\/p>\n<p>Dar, dac\u0103 pe tine te m\u00e2nca acolo, nici n-ai luat tu ini\u0163iativa s\u0103 te pui c\u0103lare pe situa\u0163ie. <\/p>\n<p>Nu, frate. Trebuia s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 el c\u0103 tu vrei sc\u0103rpinat\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously??? <\/p>\n<p>Ce \u00ee\u0163i spun eu sigur este c\u0103 tu pe \u0103sta nu-l iube\u015fti nici c\u00e2t negru sub unghie. \u0162i-e confortabil s\u0103 stai cu el, e un tip ok, tr\u0103itul \u00eempreun\u0103 e pl\u0103cut, dar te doare-n plu\u0103 de el. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 n-ai ce s\u0103-i repro\u015fezi \u00een prezent, subcon\u015ftientul t\u0103u a g\u0103sit cu ce s\u0103-l pun\u0103 la zid: nesexul de la \u00eenceput. <\/p>\n<p>Lol. <\/p>\n<p>Pentru care alte tipe, gen Lorena la 18 ani, i-ar fi fost super grateful. <\/p>\n<p>P\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte-l, te rog eu frumos. Nu de alta, dar un om ca \u0103sta merit\u0103 o femeie care s\u0103-l iubeasc\u0103 sincer \u015fi s\u0103-l aprecieze. <\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n<p>Lorena. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/LorenaLupuTrollywood\/\">Reddit<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/heart.png?fit=640%2C577&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17831"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17833,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17831\/revisions\/17833"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}