{"id":17858,"date":"2019-06-28T11:08:19","date_gmt":"2019-06-28T08:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17858"},"modified":"2019-06-28T11:13:03","modified_gmt":"2019-06-28T08:13:03","slug":"vai-draga-ce-alba-esti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vai-draga-ce-alba-esti\/","title":{"rendered":"Vai, drag\u0103, ce alb\u0103 e\u0219ti!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Asta e remarca celor care nu m\u0103 cunosc dec\u00e2t superficial dac\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim vara. Vara c\u00e2nd a intra \u00een r\u00e2ndul lumii presupune bronz, \u0219i oamenii care nu se aliniaz\u0103 sunt boteza\u021bi Zuzu, Dorna \u0219i Covalact.<\/p>\n

OK, acum datorit\u0103 trendului hipster urban, care \u00ee\u0219i unge crem\u0103 de protec\u021bie pe toastul bio cu mix de semin\u021be de diminea\u021b\u0103, grupul de oameni palizi e relativ mai amplu vara, deci exist\u0103 scuza pertinent\u0103: sunt hipster. Dar \u00een realitate, am fost hipster cu mult \u00eenainte s\u0103 se inventeze termenul, \u0219i asta pentru c\u0103 fac parte din grupul restr\u00e2ns de oameni care se simt foarte bine cu pielea lor alb\u0103.<\/p>\n

Presiunea asta s\u0103 te bronzezi vara era mult mai prezent\u0103 c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 lumea c\u00e2\u0219tiga pu\u021bin, excursiile afar\u0103 erau exorbitante sau a\u0219a p\u0103reau \u0219i unica distrac\u021bie estival\u0103 disponibil\u0103 era marea pentru boga\u021bii urbei, respectiv \u0219trandul pentru fomi\u0219ti. Sau acoperi\u0219ul blocului pentru extrafomi\u0219ti, cunoscu\u021bi \u0219i ca s\u0103rakii dreq.<\/p>\n

Tot c\u00e2nd eram mic\u0103, eu nu m\u0103 bronzam, ci m\u0103 b\u0103\u0219icam \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eenro\u0219eam ca un rac fiert, f\u0103ceam temperatur\u0103 \u0219i insola\u021bie – pa\u0219i obligatorii – apoi lep\u0103dam un strat de piele \u0219i dedesubt era altul, insesizabil mai brun. Deci, pe final, eram tot Milka, dar dup\u0103 \u00eendelungate suferin\u021be care nu rentau \u00een nici o direc\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Cum eu sunt genul care tinde s\u0103 se accepte pe sine exact cum e, mi-am zis pe la zece ani, dup\u0103 a nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2ta var\u0103 de chin inutil: de ce plua domnului cal trebuie s\u0103 fim to\u021bi armata poporului? Poate c\u0103 unora ne st\u0103 bine albi, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 cresc mare \u00eemi vopsesc p\u0103rul negru, s\u0103 transform\u0103m nebunia \u00een stil \u0219i asta e.<\/p>\n

G\u00e2ndeam gotic f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tiu \u00eenc\u0103 de existen\u021ba goticului.<\/p>\n

Apoi, am citit argumentele acelea istorice: c\u0103 aristocra\u021bia era alb\u0103 pentru c\u0103 se proteja cu umbrelu\u021be \u0219i \u00een palate, \u00een timp ce iob\u0103gimea muncea cu spinarea goal\u0103 pe c\u00e2mp \u0219i era bronzat\u0103, \u0219i de aici pielea alb\u0103 era un semn de distinc\u021bie. Pfooaa. Eu cea de 12 ani nici n-am mai avut nevoie de o scuz\u0103 mai bun\u0103. \u0218i mai elitist – enervant\u0103. Hehe. Dar ei m\u0103 luau primii cu “Ce face Danone”, nu eu pe ei cu “\u0218i zice\u021bi a\u0219a, iobagilor, v\u0103 mai pune botni\u021b\u0103 la cules de struguri?”.<\/p>\n

Apoi, m\u0103 uitam atent la ceea ce numim piele bronzat\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eentrebam cum de nu vede nimeni c\u0103 e uscat\u0103, scorojit\u0103, poroas\u0103, cu textur\u0103 \u015fi mult, mult mai ridat\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea nebronzat\u0103, inclusiv la femei tinere de 20+.<\/p>\n

\u015ei e normal s\u0103 fie a\u015fa. Bronzul, fie c\u0103 e ob\u0163inut pe plaj\u0103, fie la un solar simandicos, e \u00een fond, o reac\u0163ie de ardere lent\u0103. \u015ei pe termen lung, \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u015fte timpuriu, deshidrateaz\u0103 \u015fi distruge pielea.<\/p>\n

Mul\u0163umesc, prefer s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez apa cu care lupt zi de zi, pentru c\u0103 NU \u00eemi place s\u0103 beau ap\u0103 nici s\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 rezum\u0103m:<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd actul \u00een sine al statului la plaj\u0103 te plictise\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi, c\u00e2nd tentativa de plaj\u0103 \u00een sine e pedepsit\u0103 cu insola\u0163ie \u015fi diverse simptome de protest al organismului – “Dar. Lorena, du-te la opt diminea\u0163a…” “La opt diminea\u0163a s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 m\u0103-ta” – c\u00e2nd rezultatul final e doar o piele t\u0103b\u0103cit\u0103 ca la marochiner, e semn de la divinitate c\u0103 te-a proiectat alb\u0103 \u015fi vrea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Pe scurt, fabrica de lapte v\u0103 pup\u0103, dragi p\u0103lma\u015fi de pe mo\u015fie.<\/p>\n

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