a) Bn, yuby, te ajtektam k shi c\u00e2nd
\nb) Ignorol forte
\nc) Cu cine mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii e\u0219ti tu \u00een rela\u021bii de pepusheal\u0103, b\u0103i, spartule nefutut?<\/p>\n
2. C\u00e2t de vocal\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een sus\u021binerea partidului preferat?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Postez numai selfies, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 politik 3. C\u00e2t de interesat\u0103 e\u0219ti s\u0103 te la\u0219i ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 online?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Cea mai interesat\u0103, \u00een fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 am un yubi nou. 4. C\u00e2t de vocal\u0103 e\u0219ti pe subiecte care \u00eei oftic\u0103 pe tradi\u021bionali\u0219ti? (drepturile femeii, violen\u021ba \u00een familie, gay rights, etc?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Ke-s alea? 5. Ai vreo profesie care \u00ee\u021bi asigur\u0103 vizibilitate public\u0103, \u0219i \u00een care lookul are ZERO relevan\u021b\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Selfist\u0103 pe re\u021bele sociale, dar uneori pun \u0219i ma\u0219ini, s\u0103 \u0219tie yubi cu ce se cade s\u0103 apar\u0103 la date. 6. Faci expozeu pe Facebook cu via\u021ba ta privat\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Intens. Kum kunosk pe unu, \u00eel am pe Facebook la in a felationship. Da-i skimb s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal, s\u0103 nu expire. 7. C\u00e2nd Gigel \u00ee\u021bi comenteaz\u0103 o m\u00e2rl\u0103nie, cum reac\u021bionezi?<\/strong><\/p>\n a) Femeea trebuie s\u0103 fie o duamn\u0103 \u0219i caut s\u0103 fac pe adorabila cu yel. Acum, s\u0103 vedem rezultatele.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 ai o totalitate de a:<\/strong> fat\u0103, e\u0219ti cea mai bun\u0103ciune superb\u0103, zei\u021ba la frumuse\u021be extravagant\u0103 \u0219i paranormal\u0103. E\u0219ti femeie adev\u0103rat\u0103, prin\u021besa ynymylor, virtuoz\u0103 la cimpoi cu bile, to\u021bi te yubim, c\u0103 ca tine nu g\u0103sim.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 ai o totalitate de b:<\/strong> E\u0219ti ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 te resemnezi cu asta. Nici un baron d\u0103 baron, likenkiat la jkoala vietsi nu o s\u0103 se uite vreodat\u0103 la tn.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 ai o totalitate de c:<\/strong> V\u0103leeeu, f\u0103, kine mi-a dat mie foc la retin\u0103? \u0102, stai, nu ierea foc, erai doar tu ur\u00e2t\u0103 de m\u0103 durea. Nu te ui\u021bi la tine c\u0103 ai un fizic de parc\u0103-i psihic? Huooo. Cine v\u0103 d\u0103 voie s\u0103 umbla\u021bi pe strad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ave\u021bi cont pe sokial media, pr\u0103p\u0103deniilor? Aoleu, de c\u00e2te ori te vede p\u0103 tine, cucule\u021bul meu se retrage preventiv \u00een anus, \u0219i de-asta \u00eemi pierd eu \u0219irul ideiyilor.<\/p>\n Acum, c\u0103 v-a\u021bi edificat cu frumuse\u021bea facebookist\u0103, o bere rece la toat\u0103 lumea. Mai pu\u021bin \u0103lora care au impresia c\u0103, \u00een 2019, “e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103” mai e un argument \u00een orice alt\u0103 discu\u0163ie dec\u00e2t “Vreau s\u0103 devin Miss Rom\u00e2nia.”<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe Reddit<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 capete tot idiotul platform\u0103 vast\u0103 pe net, defini\u021bia ur\u00e2\u021beniei era relativ clar\u0103. Ur\u00e2t\u0103 era persoana ale c\u0103rei tr\u0103s\u0103turi fizice nu armonizau \u00eentr-un...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/maxresdefault-1.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17880"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17882,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17880\/revisions\/17882"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nb) Sharuiesc periodic chestii postate de leaders, no biggie
\nc) \u00cei sus\u021bin activ \u0219i constant pe social media.<\/p>\n
\nb) N-am cont pe Tinder, deci merci, dar nu, merci.
\nc) \u00cemi ies bube de la mesaje private b\u0103g\u0103toare \u00een seam\u0103 de la necunoscu\u021bi. Vreau s\u0103 se legalizeze odat\u0103 prostitu\u021bia, s\u0103 se care to\u021bi \u0103ia la sexic\u0103 pe bani \u0219i s\u0103 pot fiin\u021ba \u0219i eu pe net \u00een lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n
\nb) C\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un nou abuz, tratez subiectul, ba chiar ajut, dac\u0103 pot.
\nc) Foarte vocal\u0103 \u0219i insistent\u0103, pentru c\u0103 suntem o \u021bar\u0103 extrem de \u00eenapoiat\u0103 \u00een opinii, din multe puncte de vedere.<\/p>\n
\nb) Nope.
\nc) Da, \u0219i \u00eemi \u0219i place c\u0103 m\u0103 bazez pe creier, nu pe fizic.<\/p>\n
\nb) Am c\u00e2teva poze cu partenerul (a), dar nu \u00eentr-un mod demonstrativ. Nu \u00eencerc s\u0103 par iubita ideal\u0103, \u0219tiu c\u0103 nici nu sunt.
\nc) De ce e treaba lui Facebook ce fac eu \u00een intimitatea propriului c\u0103min?<\/p>\n
\nb) \u00cei dau delete comentariului, \u0219i dac\u0103 insist\u0103, block. Nu am timp de alocat acestui gen de cer\u0219etorie penibil\u0103 de aten\u021bie.
\nc) \u00cel pun la punct \u00eentr-un mod care s\u0103-l fac\u0103 s\u0103 mediteze lung la rostul lui pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i la ce caut\u0103 el \u00een via\u021ba lui.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
<\/a><\/p>\n