Din share \u00een share, \u00eemi cade sub ochi postarea plin\u0103 de revolt\u0103 a unui pu\u0163opalmist. Care are “1000 de g\u00e2nduri”, \u015fi toate sunt legate, uimire, de o femeie \u00een pantaloni extrem de scur\u0163i pe strad\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ofuscat la maximum, gigelul face parad\u0103 de nef… ericire metafizic\u0103 pe Facebook, porc\u0103ind cu sete:<\/p>\n
“De la bun simt pana la nesim\u021bire sta o pereche de pantaloni. C\u00e2nd por\u021bi acei pantaloni eu cred ca ceri aten\u021bia b\u0103rba\u021bilor, apoi te pl\u00e2ngi ca suntem nesim\u021bi\u021bi to\u021bi. Oric\u00e2t de gentleman as fi, \u00eemi trec 1000 de g\u00e2nduri c\u00e2nd te vad cu acei pantaloni. Dar diferen\u021ba dintre mine \u0219i ei este mare, eu ma ab\u021bin. Evident auzi “mama ce cur \u0219i ce bun\u0103 e aia”, reac\u021bia ta fiind una “al\u021bi onani\u0219ti”. Draga mea, prime\u0219ti ceea ce oferi. S-a dus dracu tot misteru’ c\u00e2nd por\u021bi acei pantaloni. Pentru mine devi un trofeu, cam 1 2 3 4 nop\u021bi maxim. Nu-mi oferi stabilitate, de fapt nu-mi oferi nimic bun. Dar cum spuneam, o sa spui ca suntem ni\u0219te cocalari frustra\u021bi \u0219i nesim\u021bi\u021bi. De fapt nesim\u021bit\u0103 e\u0219ti tu ca te dezbraci, ma rog aproape, ca au o a\u021b\u0103 pantalonii aia. Demnitate… Tu nu \u0219tii ce e aia! Ma g\u00e2ndesc la p\u0103rin\u021bii t\u0103i, care probabil, cine \u0219tie c\u00e2te ore muncesc ca tu sa ai de toate. \u00cen locu’ t\u0103u mi-ar fi ru\u0219ine. Sigur te-au educat, dar te-ai pierdut printre str\u0103zi. Demnitatea de femeie este mult mai cool dec\u00e2t acei pantaloni. O sa spune\u021bi ca am mentalitatea \u00eenvechit\u0103, probabil. L\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 \u00een 95′ c\u00e2nd m-am n\u0103scut… Concluzia mea: fete multe, femei sunte\u021bi pu\u021bine!!!”<\/p>\n
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Pas\u0103mite, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de nesim\u0163ire la b\u0103rba\u0163i, e vorba de ac\u0163iuni mitoc\u0103ne\u015fti, cuvinte oribile, h\u0103r\u0163uire intens\u0103 din partea unor persoane care nu pricep c\u0103 nu le datorezi nici m\u0103car o secund\u0103 din timpul t\u0103u privat, pis\u0103logeal\u0103, sabotaj de diverse tipuri, umilire public\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd vine vorba de nesim\u0163ire la femei, e: a) poart\u0103 fust\u0103 prea scurt\u0103 b) poart\u0103 pantaloni prea scur\u0163i. \u00cen rest, n-a \u00eentrebat pe nimeni de s\u0103n\u0103tate, n-a zis nici d\u0103-te mai \u00eencolo, \u00ee\u015fi vede de ale ei, dar ghinion, vestimenta\u0163ia ei nu corespunde legilor impuse de Gogu \u0103sta trist \u00een calitate de… \u0103\u0103\u0103, cum? Fix nimeni \u00een drum?<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2nd e Gogu decident pe ce ar trebui s\u0103 poarte persoane care nu sunt \u00een raport de subordonare cu el?<\/p>\n
Gogule, am o noutate. Nici mie nu \u00eemi place cum v\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i mul\u0163i. Nu v\u0103 scoate lumea din blugi \u015fi tricou negru, gri sau bleumarin nici cu slujbe. Nici mie nu \u00eemi place cum ar\u0103ta\u0163i. Mul\u0163i sunte\u0163i ur\u00e2\u0163i de m\u0103 pa\u015fte discret voma c\u00e2nd v\u0103 v\u0103d, \u015fi asta nu v\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 trimite\u0163i poze cu voi unor persoane care nu le-au cerut.<\/p>\n
\u015ei totu\u015fi, eu nu vin s\u0103 v\u0103 spun vou\u0103 cum s\u0103 ar\u0103ta\u0163i, c\u0103, nah, at\u00e2ta v-au dat genetica \u015fi regimul vostru lacunar de \u00eengrijire personal\u0103, cu at\u00e2ta defila\u0163i. Iar eu nu sunt inspector peste via\u0163a voastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Partea care m\u0103 sparge de r\u00e2s e aia unde tu \u00eei explici unei femei pe care cel mai sigur n-o cuno\u015fti \u015fi care n-a manifestat \u00een via\u0163a ei nici o \u00eenclina\u0163ie fa\u0163\u0103 de tine cum “pentru tine e un trofeu” \u015fi cum i-o tragi 1-2-3-4 nop\u0163i. \u00cel notific \u015fi eu prin prezenta pe Jared Leto c\u0103 e un trofeu pentru mine, dar c\u0103 eu i-a\u015f trage-o cinci nop\u0163i, c\u0103 sunt genul care se culc\u0103 pe lauri.<\/p>\n
Lol. Ironie.<\/p>\n
Nimic altceva dec\u00e2t ironie, c\u00e2nd suntem tembeli \u015fi nu ne cunoa\u015ftem lungul nasului. Ai aceea\u015fi \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 marchezi la tipa aia, c\u00e2t\u0103 am eu s\u0103 marchez la Jared Leto. Diferen\u0163a e c\u0103 eu am o oarecare luciditate.<\/p>\n
“Nu-mi oferi stabilitate, de fapt nu-mi oferi nimic bun.”<\/p>\n
Gata, b\u0103, acum \u015ftiu \u015fi eu care e problema mea cu Jared Leto. Nu-mi ofer\u0103 stabilitate, de fapt nu-mi ofer\u0103 nimic bun, lol.<\/p>\n
DE FAPT, N-ARE NICI O OBLIGA\u0162IE S\u0102-\u0162I OFERE NIMIC, B\u0102I, BOVINA P\u0102M\u00c2NTULUI.<\/p>\n
Str\u0103inii nu au obliga\u0163ii fa\u0163\u0103 de noi. Prietenii \u015fi apropia\u0163ii pot s\u0103-\u015fi asume obliga\u0163ii, \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi doresc asta, iar angaja\u0163ii \/ angajatorii \/ furnizorii etc. au obliga\u0163ii stipulate contractual.<\/p>\n
O femeie pe care n-o cuno\u015fti, purt\u0103toare de pantaloni care nu-\u0163i plac, are exact zero obliga\u0163ii fa\u0163\u0103 de curul t\u0103u obosit \u015fi plin de ur\u0103 nejustificat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei exact pulifriciul \u0103sta care nu-\u015fi poate \u0163ine nefu… acas\u0103 are preten\u0163ia s\u0103 dea lec\u0163ii despre demnitate, iar \u0103sta mi se pare punctul culminant \u00een mica lui demonstra\u0163ie de umor involuntar.<\/p>\n
Demnitate e s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u015ftii locul, b\u0103i, bovin\u0103 b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cap.<\/p>\n
Demnitate e s\u0103 nu te bagi peste al\u0163ii ca impozitul pe om.<\/p>\n
Demnitate e s\u0103 po\u0163i respecta preferin\u0163ele altuia, c\u00e2t timp nu te afecteaz\u0103 cu nimic. \u015ei crede-m\u0103, hainele altuia NU AU DE CE s\u0103 te afecteze, c\u0103 nu sunt cump\u0103rate din banii t\u0103i.<\/p>\n
Demnitate e s\u0103 nu cau\u0163i s\u0103 umile\u015fti oameni pe criterii stupide.<\/p>\n
Iar legat de atitudine nedemn\u0103, ie\u015firea ta \u00een peisaj e mult mai lame din toate punctele de vedere dec\u00e2t pantalonii domni\u015foarei.<\/p>\n
De ce face cineva \u015fase zile de sal\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103? S\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 rezultatele ascunse sub cear\u015faf, de team\u0103 s\u0103 nu se isterizeze lepre care nu au nici o treab\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ia, hai, mar\u015f \u00eenapoi la cote\u0163 \u015fi la lab\u0103, acolo unde \u00ee\u0163i e locul.<\/p>\n
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