{"id":17916,"date":"2019-07-05T12:29:53","date_gmt":"2019-07-05T09:29:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17916"},"modified":"2019-07-05T12:37:19","modified_gmt":"2019-07-05T09:37:19","slug":"sunt-copil-sarman-am-sapte-parinti-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-copil-sarman-am-sapte-parinti-acasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt copil s\u0103rman, am \u0219apte p\u0103rin\u021bi acas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

E riscant s\u0103 faci satir\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme, c\u0103 exist\u0103 mereu \u0219ansa ca un prost s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 i se par\u0103 o idee bun\u0103. Asta, sau realmente guvernul D\u0103ncil\u0103 e \u00eentr-o dilem\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219it, \u00eentr-un program de guvernare r\u0103mas brusc f\u0103r\u0103 busol\u0103, de c\u00e2nd principalul obiectiv al PSD pe prezentul mandat, cel cu Dragnea pre\u0219edinte, s-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it \u00een h\u0103u, \u0219i vor s\u0103 propun\u0103 cele mai sinistre \u0219i mai evident oligofrene proiecte de lege, s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 iau pauz\u0103 de guvernare, pentru c\u0103 au dinamitat economia \u0219i nu mai \u0219tiu pe unde s\u0103 scoat\u0103 c\u0103ma\u0219a. <\/p>\n

Deci, cum? Copiii s\u0103 fie obliga\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eentre\u021bin\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii? P\u0103rin\u021bii care au cotizat cinstit la pensie toat\u0103 via\u021ba lor? Sau, \u0219i mai frumos, p\u0103rin\u021bii tip taic\u0103-miu care, c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut c\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021beala e efort, \u0219i-a pus palma-n cur \u0219i a redevenit t\u00e2n\u0103r fecior, bagabontul vie\u021bii sale ca \u00eentr-un film cu Raj Kapoor \u0219i, pentru c\u0103 mama era o demn\u0103 (a se citi o fraier\u0103) \u0219i nu l-a ac\u021bionat \u00een instan\u021b\u0103, n-a contribuit nici m\u0103car un chior pentru cre\u0219terea noastr\u0103? <\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum bine \u0219i-a amintit un prieten de pe Facebook, ideea a ap\u0103rut ini\u021bial \u00eentr-un text mai vechi de satir\u0103 de pe Times New Roman, pe care nu-l g\u0103sesc acum cu Google, dat fiind c\u0103 primele trei pagini de c\u0103utare sunt pline doar de reac\u021bii indignate \u0219i glume la adresa noului proiect pesedist. <\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 ne e clar tuturor c\u0103 legea asta nu va ajuta dec\u00e2t p\u0103rin\u021bii de tip parazit at\u00e2rnache. <\/p>\n

Atitudinea p\u0103rintelui normal fa\u021b\u0103 de copilul lui, chiar \u0219i la 80 de ani, este: Ce pot s\u0103-i ofer, s\u0103-i fie bine. Cu ce pot s\u0103-l ajut, s\u0103-i simplific eforturile, s\u0103-i preiau din greut\u0103\u021bi, s\u0103-i dau putere \u0219i iubire. <\/p>\n

Niciodat\u0103 un p\u0103rinte cu adev\u0103rat iubitor nu va beneficia de o lege menit\u0103 s\u0103-i prejudicieze copilul pentru propriul lui interes. <\/p>\n

Dar nu to\u021bi p\u0103rin\u021bii sunt normali, a\u0219a cum nu to\u021bi copiii sunt normali. Exist\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii c\u0103rora nu le-a p\u0103sat niciodat\u0103 (taic\u0103-miu) \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bii care-\u0219i privesc copiii ca pe o investi\u021bie (s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 o can\u0103 de ap\u0103 la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be.) <\/p>\n

Acum, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 taic\u0103-miu ar reap\u0103rea brusc s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 m\u0103 mulg\u0103 de bani. Probabil c\u0103 nu, pentru c\u0103 \u00een iresponsabilitatea \u0219i boemia lui, am remarcat totu\u0219i o form\u0103 oarecare de spirit de echitate. Dup\u0103 ce a \u00eencercat s\u0103-mi mansplain ni\u0219te lucruri la un moment dat, l-am pus instant la locul lui, explic\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103, la c\u00e2t de grav a ratat fa\u021b\u0103 de mine ca p\u0103rinte, nu are nici un drept la autoritate. \u0218i \u00een loc s\u0103 insiste – caz \u00een care \u00eei f\u0103ceam o parad\u0103 de mor\u021bi materni p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een maimu\u021b\u0103 – a cedat scurt \u0219i a zis: Da, m\u0103, n-am fost cine \u0219tie ce tat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Deci, probabil c\u0103 taic\u0103-miu nu mi s-ar lega de g\u00e2t ca piatra de moar\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 n-a avut nimic de oferit niciodat\u0103. Dar sunt mul\u021bi al\u021bi nep\u0103s\u0103tori de teapa lui care, cu cinism de nedescris, ar profita de lege s\u0103-\u0219i stoarc\u0103 de bani copiii. Copiii pe care nu i-au sus\u021binut nici m\u0103car s\u0103 treac\u0103 strada. <\/p>\n

\u0218i la final, s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim la p\u0103rin\u021bii japc\u0103. P\u0103rin\u021bii eu te-am f\u0103cut, eu te omor. P\u0103rin\u021bii r\u00e2ie. \u0102ia pe care i-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit de at\u00e2tea ori \u00een mailurile din po\u0219ta redac\u021biei. Vaca aia funest\u0103 care \u00eemprumuta bani de la copila din clasa a XII-a s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere geant\u0103 sau s\u0103 plece la mare, \u0219i apoi \u00eencepea s-o abuzeze verbal c\u00e2nd venea momentul s\u0103-i returneze. <\/p>\n

Ce vor face genul \u0103sta de lipitori c\u00e2nd \u0219i dac\u0103 legea le va permite s\u0103-\u0219i jupoaie cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini copiii? <\/p>\n

Nope, nenea guvernu, nu a\u0219a. C\u00e2nd eram copil, o \u021bineai pe mama la munc\u0103, la \u00eentreprindere, opt ore, plus dou\u0103 ore transportul, dus \u0219i \u00eentors. Pentru c\u0103 era cadru frunta\u0219, frecvent o \u021bineai peste program, sau \u00eei trasai sarcini de munc\u0103 pe care le aducea acas\u0103. Venea la cinci dup\u0103 amiaza \u0219i se apuca tot de munc\u0103. Eu petreceam cu ea dou\u0103-trei ore, \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu o pl\u0103teai \u00een plus, pentru c\u0103 no\u021biunea de remunerare a orelor suplimentare nu exista \u00een comunism. <\/p>\n

A muncit femeia pe rupte pentru voi, mai mult dec\u00e2t pentru mine. Pe mine doar a desc\u0103rcat mervii pe care i-a produs climatul de stres, minciuni de la obraz despre realiz\u0103rile comunismului, \u0219i constanta h\u0103r\u021buire post-divor\u021b de care aveau parte femeile pe atunci. <\/p>\n

A fost \u00een mult mai mare m\u0103sur\u0103 negri\u0219orul statului, dec\u00e2t mama mea. <\/p>\n

Acum, \u00eentre\u021bine-o. <\/p>\n

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