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<\/a><\/p>\nNu, mesajul \u0103sta privat n-a fost primit de mine. Dac\u0103 eu am \u00een intro NU TRIMITE MESAJE PRIVATE, \u015fi tu mi te oplo\u015fe\u015fti prima-nt\u00e2i \u00een messenger, e clar c\u0103 nu m-ai ad\u0103ugat pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 citeai, ci pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een c\u0103utare de pzzzd\u0103 pe net, iar eu nu ofer acel gen de servicii. M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 CITITORI, nu ag\u0103\u0163aci, nu orbiteri, nu nefu… \u015fi nu alte specimene disperate care m\u0103 confund\u0103 cu ceva cumul de celule \u00een jurul unei g\u0103uri.<\/p>\n
Dar mesajul \u0103sta privat vorbe\u0219te despre un grup de oameni \u0219i mentalitatea lor bolnav\u0103, cum c\u0103 interlocutorul E OBLIGAT S\u0102 LE OFERE TIMPUL LUI, by default. Altfel, liber la insulte \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103ri.<\/p>\n
Valul \u0103sta de h\u0103r\u0163uire, valul \u0103sta de tembeli infec\u0163i \u015fi dezgust\u0103tori trebuie oprit. \u015ei iat\u0103 ni\u015fte moduri de a o face, dac\u0103 ac\u0163ion\u0103m c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t \u00eempreun\u0103:<\/p>\n
A) Accept\u0103 mai mult cereri de la fete \u015fi femei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Ele tind s\u0103 se cam uite ce ai pe la intro, ce ai pe la poze, \u015fi din zece femei nou ad\u0103ugate, cel mult dou\u0103 te iau la frecangeal\u0103 \u00een privat. \u015ei se descurajeaz\u0103 repede, dac\u0103 te zbor\u015fe\u015fti un pic la ele.<\/p>\n \u00cen timp ce a accepta un add de la un tip e un joc de risc cam de 50% – 50%. Genul care \u00ee\u0163i ureaz\u0103 s\u0103 mori \u00een chinuri doar pentru c\u0103 nu te “\u00e2nt\u00e2lne\u015fti” e extrem de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit. E \u015fi prost, \u015fi r\u0103zbun\u0103tor. Nu pricepe c\u0103 tu nu \u00eei datorezi timp \u015fi aten\u0163ie, nu pricepe c\u0103 ai tot dreptul s\u0103 NU FII interesat\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 e libertatea ta s\u0103 te vezi cu cine vrei tu.<\/p>\n Nu vrei s\u0103 te expui la genul \u0103sta de agresiune, c\u0103 nu ai de ce.<\/p>\n B) Las\u0103-i s\u0103 comenteze, s\u0103 se manifeste public, s\u0103 le po\u0163i examina nivelul de stupizenie \u015fi ostilitate \u00eenainte s\u0103-i bagi \u00een list\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 d\u0103 like ca obsedatul la 356789 de poze, \u015fi numai la poze – o s\u0103 te ia la stres \u00een privat. Dac\u0103 pune \u00eentreb\u0103ri cretine \u015fi prea personale pentru faptul c\u0103 nu te cunoa\u015fte – o s\u0103 te ia la stres \u00een privat. Dac\u0103 se d\u0103 mare sau face pe interesantul cu teribilisme de doi bani – e la ag\u0103\u0163at, o s\u0103 te ia la stres \u00een\u00a0 privat.<\/p>\n Accept\u0103-le prietenia DUP\u0102 CE te convingi c\u0103 nu-s pro\u015fti \u015fi CELOR CARE DOVEDESC c\u0103 nu-s pro\u015fti. Nu e\u015fti mama prostului, nu e sarcina ta s\u0103-l educi.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n C) Nu accepta cereri de prietenie noaptea\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 un tip te adaug\u0103 mult dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii, se simte singurel \u015fi are chef s\u0103 frece pe cineva la icre. La propriu \u015fi la figurat. Orice accept va fi urmat prompt de “bun\u0103\u0103\u0103, bun\u0103ciune mic\u0103” sau apel video, sau “e\u015fti frumoas\u0103, s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 ochii dac\u0103 te mint” etc.<\/p>\n Acest gen de interac\u0163iune este at\u00e2t de low, \u00eenc\u00e2t e\u015fti mai c\u00e2\u015ftigat\u0103 dac\u0103 bagi un binge cu Chernobyl, cu primele \u015fase sezoane din Thrones, cu Oranjul e noul negru sau cu Mortul plimb\u0103re\u0163.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n D) Nu r\u0103spunde la “vreau s\u0103 te cunosc”, “hai s\u0103 ne vedem” \u015fi “vai ce tare \u00eemi placi”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 \u0103la te pl\u0103cea c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, nu doar c\u0103uta s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 rapid figura\u0163ie pentru lab\u0103 asistat\u0103, se uita c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t pe wallul t\u0103u \u015fi vedea c\u0103 nu vrei mesaje private, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti la ag\u0103\u0163at pe Facebook \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n Sau, m\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 e\u015fti, te descurci din acest punct, nu trebuie s\u0103 te \u015fcolesc eu.<\/p>\n Dar dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti, genul \u0103sta de b\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103 brusc\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 documentare \u00een prealabil \u00ee\u0163i tr\u0103deaz\u0103 instant t\u00e2rletele prost \u015fi tu nu ai timp de t\u00e2rletele prost.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n E) T\u00e2rletele se bucur\u0103 de aten\u0163ie, oric\u00e2t de low quality ar fi ea.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Dar, Lorena, eu i-am spus c\u0103 nu sunt interesat\u0103”.<\/p>\n Sigur. Dar din perspectiva prostului, e a\u015fa: \u0102h\u0103h\u0103, mi-a r\u0103spuns. Mi-a r\u0103spuns, deci e atent\u0103 la mine, \u015fi o s\u0103 fac pe prostul \u00een continuare, s-o men\u0163in atent\u0103.<\/p>\n \u015ei a\u015fa se nasc \u015fi interac\u0163iunile acelea publice cu 379074367890 de comentarii, \u00een care tu degeaba \u00eei spui t\u00e2rletelui prost c\u0103 gata, discu\u0163ia a devenit inutil\u0103 \u015fi pierdere de timp, \u0103la o s\u0103 milogeasc\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 curveasc\u0103 aten\u0163ie cu harneli cretine p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd recurgi la block.<\/p>\n “Dar eu credeam c\u0103 se poate comunica…”<\/p>\n De la un nivel de prostie, creierul lor nu proceseaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t “fiin\u0163\u0103 cu pzzzd\u0103 m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103, fiin\u0163\u0103 cu pzzzd\u0103 m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103, fiin\u0163\u0103 cu pzzzd\u0103 m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103”.<\/p>\n Orice i-ai spune, faptul c\u0103 l-ai b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 e prioritar \u015fi sigur dac\u0103 se idio\u0163e\u015fte mult la tine, la un moment dat o s\u0103 cazi r\u0103pus\u0103 de corason espinado direct \u00een plua lui sau ceva.<\/p>\n Concluzia:\u00a0Nu r\u0103spunde deloc la mesaje private, dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 te treze\u015fti cu tot prostul \u00een discu\u0163ie,\u00a0<\/strong>s\u0103-l citez pe ilustrul Nicolae Iorga.<\/p>\n Cu c\u00e2t te mobilizezi \u015fi tu, \u015fi Rodica, \u015fi M\u0103riuca, \u015fi Vasilica, \u015fi nu r\u0103spunde NIMENI, DELOC, la mesaje private de ag\u0103\u0163at, cu at\u00e2t vor pricepe pro\u015ftii c\u0103 faza e indezirabil\u0103 \u015fi vor \u00eencepe s\u0103 nu mai trimit\u0103.<\/p>\n F) Dac\u0103 insist\u0103, d\u0103-i block mesaje private.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n T\u00e2rletele, ca herpesul, vine \u00een dou\u0103 categorii: t\u00e2rletus simplex \u015fi t\u00e2rletus zoster.<\/p>\n T\u00e2rletus simplex d\u0103 un mesaj privat de tatonare, vede c\u0103 nu r\u0103spunzi \u015fi se retrage s\u0103-\u015fi continue lini\u015ftit tentativele de hookup pe t\u0103r\u00e2murile infinite ale mor\u0163ilor m\u0103-sii.<\/p>\n T\u00e2rletus zoster, exact ca boala omonim\u0103, e persistent \u015fi dureros. \u015ei \u00ee\u0163i ia faptul c\u0103 nu r\u0103spunzi ca pe o provocare. \u00cencepe s\u0103 trimit\u0103 \u015fi azi, \u015fi m\u00e2ine, \u015fi poim\u00e2ine, \u015fi s\u0103 insiste lung, gre\u0163os \u015fi infinit de iritant.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 tu consta\u0163i c\u0103 ai de a face cu t\u00e2rletus zoster, recomand dou\u0103 variante.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 nu prea \u015ftii s\u0103 \u00eenjuri sau ai mult\u0103 treab\u0103, block direct la mesajele private. F\u0103r\u0103 vreo silab\u0103 de interac\u0163iune. Amputat piuitul brusc \u015fi definitiv.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u015fti maestr\u0103 a mor\u0163ilor de mam\u0103 \u015fi ai ni\u015fte ore libere, f\u0103-le via\u0163a u\u015foar\u0103 viitoarelor victime ale lui t\u00e2rletus zoster \u015fi ia-i toat\u0103 urbea natal\u0103 \u00een plu\u0103, lung, ap\u0103sat \u015fi cu penetr\u0103ri bru\u015fte. Demoleaz\u0103-i spiritul. F\u0103-l s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe ce caut\u0103 el \u00een via\u0163a lui. Descoper\u0103-i punctul vulnerabil \u015fi, ca un adev\u0103rat S\u0103get\u0103tor, \u00eenfige s\u0103geata taman acolo. F\u0103-l s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 piard\u0103 \u015firul tastelor, \u015fi abia c\u00e2nd a dat cu adev\u0103rat \u00een b\u00e2lb\u0103, d\u0103-i block.<\/p>\n Prin asta, \u00eel \u00eenve\u0163i pe t\u00e2rletus zoster s\u0103 fie mai precaut \u015fi s\u0103 se team\u0103. Data viitoare c\u00e2nd va \u00eencepe s\u0103 agaseze pe cineva, o va face cu 10% mai ezitant. \u015ei dac\u0103 nimere\u015fte mai multe femei care s\u0103-i dea cu pluile peste ochi repetat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei dau lacrimile, comportamentul lui intruziv \u015fi invaziv va sc\u0103dea.<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n Undeva, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenceteze tot acest trend al b\u0103g\u0103rii t\u00e2mpite \u00een seam\u0103 urmate de insulte \u00een cazul refuzului de a te “\u00e2nt\u00e2lni”. Nu, nu te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti, nu ai nici un motiv s-o faci, nu e\u015fti sex workeri\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 preiei cazuri disperate la comand\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 \u0103la nu pricepe c\u0103 nici o femeie normal\u0103 nu are de ce s\u0103 fie furnizoarea lui de sex, se calific\u0103 la b\u0103gare \u00een pzzzd\u0103 de mam\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 se treze\u015fte la realitatea propriei nimicnicii.<\/p>\n Hai s\u0103 recre\u0103m pe Facebook atmosfera pl\u0103cut\u0103 de dinainte de valul de ag\u0103\u0163aci.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe Reddit<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u015etii c\u0103 lucrurile stau nasol c\u00e2nd, \u00een intro, \u00ee\u0163i pui, \u00een loc de cine e\u015fti \u015fi ce faci: “NU TRIMITE MESAJE PRIVATE.” \u015ei chiar...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/like.jpg?fit=2020%2C691&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17928"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17932,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17928\/revisions\/17932"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/p>\n