La un moment dat, am \u00eenceput acest serial de articole, \u00een care diver\u015fi oameni povestesc despre mizeriile de nedescris cu care statul rom\u00e2n \u00een general \u015fi ANAF \u00een special \u00eencurc\u0103 activitatea antreprenorial\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. \u015ei cum, pentru a completa g\u0103uri din buget cauzate de falimente \u015fi de pomeni electorale, au scornit o nou\u0103 monstruozitate: impozitul recalculat pe 2013, 2014, 2015, etc.<\/p>\n
Aceast\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103 apar\u0163ine Corinei B\u0103canu-C\u0103l\u0103ra\u015fu. A relatat-o pe Facebook dar, dup\u0103 cum \u015ftim, timeline-ul curge rapid la vale, pe c\u00e2nd pove\u015ftile de pe un site sunt mai u\u015for de g\u0103sit, folosind bara de search sau o c\u0103utare cu Google. Tocmai de aceea, i-am cerut permisiunea s-o preiau, iar Corina a fost de acord.<\/p>\n
Hai c\u0103 acum c\u0103 am trecut cu bine peste pragul infarctului \u0219i am fentat cu delicate\u021be atacul cerebral, s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc experien\u021ba ANAF 2019, poate mai folose\u0219te cuiva \u0219i scap\u0103 de gonoree la inim\u0103.<\/p>\n \u00cen timp ce al\u0103ptam copilul vineri, pe la orele 9,15 diminea\u021ba, primesc 4 sms-uri de la b\u0103nci, c\u0103 mi-au fost poprite conturile de c\u0103tre direc\u021bia de finan\u021be publice, pentru suma de 46,700 de lei. Mi se opre\u0219te inima, mai citesc de 5 ori ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg literele, dar mai ales cifrele. Pupa-\u021b-a\u0219 t\u0103lpile tale, Doamne, ce lucsoas\u0103 sunt! Plm, aproape 10,000 de Euro, stai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai am bani de biberoane, auoleu, stai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 fac apoplexie \u0219i las copilu\u2019 \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cie, stai c\u0103 fug \u00een mun\u021bi s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai g\u0103seasc\u0103 ANAFU, de unde \u00eei mai pl\u0103tesc io pensie lu\u2019 mama, de unde \u00eemi mai fur\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 dea lu Veorica, vai pl mea! Aceea\u0219i femeie, alt\u0103 femeie, gen: \u201cdoamn\u0103, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, nu datora\u021bi nimic ANAF-ului, am calculat eu gre\u0219it, ba chiar v\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi da\u021bi un IBAN, c\u0103 v\u0103 dator\u0103m 360 de lei\u201d.<\/p>\n R\u0103m\u00e2n proast\u0103. Zic c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ibanu, dar revin io, doar s\u0103-mi deblocheze conturile. Ea zice c\u0103 nu se poate \u00een aceea\u0219i zi, eu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 ce bine c\u0103 am o familie tradi\u021bional\u0103 \u00een care b\u0103rbatu trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentre\u021bin\u0103 nevasta, c\u0103, iat\u0103, eu sunt doar o biat\u0103 femeie. \u00ce\u0219i mai cere o dat\u0103 \u201cv\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi c\u0103 v-am stricat ziua!\u201d Eu m\u0103 ab\u021bin s\u0103 zic c\u0103 \u201ca\u0219a zice\u021bi to\u021bi de la ANAF dup\u0103 ce ne strica\u021bi via\u021ba\u201d.<\/p>\n Oameni suntem \u0219i calcule gre\u0219ite facem.<\/strong><\/p>\n Not\u0103 Lorena: Cam multe mii de calcule gre\u015fite pe an, pentru multe mii de cet\u0103\u0163eni. Unii dintre ei chiar b\u0103rba\u0163i care \u00eentre\u0163in neveste \u015fi copii, deci nu au un partener pe care s\u0103 se bazeze. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La un moment dat, am \u00eenceput acest serial de articole, \u00een care diver\u015fi oameni povestesc despre mizeriile de nedescris cu care statul rom\u00e2n \u00een...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/cb2.jpg?fit=960%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17945,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17944\/revisions\/17945"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nCopilu\u2019 \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103, \u00eencep \u0219i eu s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, lapte-n \u021b\u00e2\u021be ioc, sun la banc\u0103, 10 minute a\u0219tept s\u0103-mi r\u0103spund\u0103 un om uman, nimic, m\u0103 \u00eembrac, las copilu cu tac-su care trebuia s\u0103 plece la munc\u0103, copilu pl\u00e2nge, eu pl\u00e2ng, tac-su mai are un pic \u0219i pl\u00e2nge \u0219i el, alerg despletit\u0103 la banc\u0103. La banc\u0103 mi se confirm\u0103 poprirea, dar nu se \u0219tie motivu\u2019, tre s\u0103 sun io la ANAF. Revin acas\u0103, dup\u0103 3 umanoizi pe fir dau de doamna care se ocup\u0103 de dosarul meu, \u00eemi spune o combina\u021bie luate c\u00e2te k de cuvinte gen \u201ccontrol\u201d, \u201cfirm\u0103\u201d, \u201ctva\u201d, plafon\u201d, impunere\u201d, \u201c2013\u201d, \u201cpenalit\u0103\u021bi\u201d. Io sim\u021beam s\u0103 fumez 3 pachete deodat\u0103, c\u0103 s\u0103racu Bucurenci avea dreptate: fumatu te scap\u0103 de muarte. Zic \u201cduamn\u0103, n-are cum, sunt la zi cu toate pl\u0103\u021bile, n-am fost \u00een\u0219tiin\u021bat\u0103 de nicio restan\u021b\u0103 pe 2013, este imposibil!\u201d Duamna m\u0103 ia la piul\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi repet\u0103 de c\u00e2teva ori \u201chaide\u021b doamn\u0103, ce dreaq, ba se poate! C\u00e2nd sunte\u021bi prin\u0219i a\u0219a zice\u021b to\u021bi, c\u0103 n-a\u021b \u0219tiut!\u201d. Zic \u201cs\u0103 muhar\u0103 Bruce Lee, doamn\u0103! 2013?!?\u201d. Nici anafista nu se las\u0103 mai prejos \u201cdada, 2013, \u0219i nici s\u0103 nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi c\u0103 s-a prescris, c\u0103 la asta v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi to\u021bi! NU S-A PRESCRIS!!!!!!!\u201d
\n\u00cenchid telefonul \u0219i parc\u0103 m\u00e2inile \u00eemi miroseau a bara de autobuz \u0219i a monede de 5 bani. Sun acas\u0103 la ai mei s\u0103 verifice actele vechi. Ai mei dispera\u021bi, ten gur\u0103 xanaxule! Ai mei trimit pe mail actele. Nu am nicio datorie. Caut avoca\u021bi pe facebook. Sar c\u00e2\u021biva oameni \u00een ajutor. M\u0103 preg\u0103tesc mental s\u0103 petrec urm\u0103torii 2 ani \u00eentre pamper\u0219i \u0219i tribunal. Pe mail \u00eemi reconfirm\u0103 b\u0103ncile c\u0103 mi-au fost poprite conturile. Se face ora 14. 5 ore de delir \u00een care \u00eemi reconfigurasem priorit\u0103\u021bile \u0219i \u00eemi planificasem fuga printre ur\u0219i.
\nOra 14,15. Sun\u0103 anafista.<\/p>\n