{"id":17953,"date":"2019-07-08T14:58:10","date_gmt":"2019-07-08T11:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17953"},"modified":"2019-07-08T14:59:19","modified_gmt":"2019-07-08T11:59:19","slug":"aventuri-cu-sephora-final","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/aventuri-cu-sephora-final\/","title":{"rendered":"Aventuri cu Sephora: final"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 las \u00een coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te, v\u0103 dau \u0219i \u00eencheierea glorioas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Pentru cine n-a fost pe faz\u0103, am comandat o palet\u0103 pe Sephora, am pl\u0103tit-o, mi-au ignorat existen\u021ba o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, apoi c\u00e2nd am \u00eenceput s\u0103 trimit mailuri, mi-au spus c\u0103 n-o mai au \u0219i s\u0103 aleg altceva <strong>(<a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sephora-romania-isi-bate-joc-de-clienti\/\">episodul 1, aici<\/a>)<\/strong>, apoi c\u00e2nd eu am g\u0103sit-o \u00een Sephora Park Lake \u0219i mi-am cerut banii \u00eenapoi, subit s-a schimbat statusul comenzii \u00een confirmat \u0219i au decis s\u0103 mi-o trimit\u0103 \u00een duplicat. <strong>(<a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/aventura-sephora-romania-continua\/\">episodul al 2-lea, aici<\/a>.)<\/strong> \u0218i \u00een tot acest timp au fost inaccesibili telefonic, \u0219i a trebuit s\u0103 le trimit o mie de mailuri c\u0103 nu vreau paleta \u00een duplicat, etc. <\/p>\n<p>Azi, la prima or\u0103, primesc mesaj de la banc\u0103, pac, s-au returnat banii. <\/p>\n<p>Bun. <\/p>\n<p>\u0218i gata, da? <\/p>\n<p>Nu chiar. <\/p>\n<p>Sun\u0103 un curier. <\/p>\n<p>-Bun\u0103 ziua, domni\u0219oara Lupu? <\/p>\n<p>-\u00cen persoan\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>-Am un colet pentru dumneavoastr\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Eu \u00eemi primisem banii, subliniez. Nu a\u0219teptam nici un colet. <\/p>\n<p>-Nu \u0219tiu despre ce vorbi\u021bi, domnule. <\/p>\n<p>-De la Sephora Rom\u00e2nia. Achitat. <\/p>\n<p>-Dar nu a\u0219tept nici un colet de la Sephora Rom\u00e2nia, domnule. <\/p>\n<p>-Ba da, \u00eel am aici pentru dvs. Sunte\u021bi acas\u0103? <\/p>\n<p>-Da. <\/p>\n<p>-Ajung \u00eentr-un sfert de or\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Eu \u00eencepusem deja s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenduio\u0219ez, c\u0103 uite oamenii trimit ceva cute s\u0103 se revan\u0219eze pentru dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de bulib\u0103\u0219eal\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sens.<br \/>\nTrece sfertul, trece jum\u0103tatea, trece ora. Trec dou\u0103 ore. \u0218i la un moment dat, sun eu: <\/p>\n<p>-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi, a\u021bi zis c\u0103 veni\u021bi \u00eentr-un sfert de or\u0103? <\/p>\n<p>-Nu, nu, au sunat de la Sephora c\u0103 s-a revocat comanda. <\/p>\n<p>Aaaaa, era totu\u0219i comanda. <\/p>\n<p>Lolz. <\/p>\n<p>De\u0219i era anulat\u0103 de acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, LA INI\u021aIATIVA LOR, au pus-o la drum, apoi s-au prins c\u0103 e revocat\u0103 exact c\u00e2nd \u00eemi b\u0103tea curierul \u00een u\u0219\u0103. Bwahahahaha. <\/p>\n<p>-OK, nici o sup\u0103rare. Dar nu vi se p\u0103rea corect s\u0103 m\u0103 informa\u021bi \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 nu mai a\u0219tept? <\/p>\n<p>-Am multe adrese, doamn\u0103, nu sunt central\u0103 telefonic\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>-Hahaaaa, impecabil ra\u021bionament. O zi bun\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 las \u00een coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te, v\u0103 dau \u0219i \u00eencheierea glorioas\u0103. 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