{"id":17960,"date":"2019-07-09T11:33:22","date_gmt":"2019-07-09T08:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17960"},"modified":"2019-07-09T11:33:22","modified_gmt":"2019-07-09T08:33:22","slug":"sase-lucruri-pe-care-poti-sa-le-faci-daca-nu-ti-plac-manelele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sase-lucruri-pe-care-poti-sa-le-faci-daca-nu-ti-plac-manelele\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ease lucruri pe care po\u0163i s\u0103 le faci dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i plac manelele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, am ajuns la o revela\u0163ie: toate versurile maneli\u015ftilor despre du\u015fmani sunt corecte. Cel pu\u0163in din volumul de ur\u0103 furibund\u0103, visceral\u0103, dezl\u0103n\u0163uit\u0103 care a curs pe pagina mea.<\/p>\n

Mie nu-mi plac \u00een mod deosebit manelele, dar nici nu pot scoate fum pe n\u0103ri \u015fi spume pe urechi la ascultarea a trei minute de muzic\u0103, so, m-am trezit \u00een ipostaza total ingrat\u0103 de avocat. Al libert\u0103\u0163ii DJ-ului de a mixa ce vrea plua lui la evenimentul lui. Al libert\u0103\u0163ii organizatorului de festival de a invita pe cine crede pzzda lui c\u0103 o s\u0103 atrag\u0103 public \u015fi o s\u0103 aduc\u0103 profit. \u015ei \u00een definitiv, al libert\u0103\u0163ii omului de a asculta ce muzic\u0103 vrea plua lui f\u0103r\u0103 s-o ard\u0103 al\u0163ii hater pe margine. Al\u0163ii care nici n-au pl\u0103tit bilet.<\/p>\n

Mbun.<\/p>\n

Nu pot s\u0103 nu remarc urm\u0103toarea discrepan\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n

De cum sunt invita\u0163i maneli\u015fti sau se pun manele la un eveniment, hopa sar de anus \u00een sus diver\u015fi arti\u015fti: “Dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i \/ cum \u00ee\u015fi permit s\u0103 pun\u0103 Minune, Gu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi Salam.”<\/p>\n

\u00cen schimb, la un eveniment unde erau invita\u0163i ace\u015fti diver\u015fi arti\u015fti, nu i-am v\u0103zut nici o secund\u0103 pe Minune, Gu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi Salam: “Dar cum v\u0103 permite\u0163i \/ cum \u00ee\u015fi permit s\u0103 chema\u0163i artistul X.”<\/p>\n

Acum, s\u0103 trecem la subiectul zilei. Ur\u0103\u015fti grav, feroce, tare de tot manelele. Mori c\u00e2nd le auzi. \u00ce\u0163i tai venele pe lung, c\u0103 pe lat nu e sigur c\u0103 mori.<\/p>\n

Ce po\u0163i face s\u0103 contrapunctezi balan\u0163a.<\/p>\n

A) Sus\u0163ine arti\u015ftii care-\u0163i plac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 alegem un artist cu o voce incontestabil\u0103. Cezar Ouatu. De ce, \u00een loc s\u0103 arunci cu ur\u0103 spre Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam, nu e\u015fti c\u0103lare pe pagina lui Cezar Ouatu, spun\u00e2ndu-i c\u00e2t e de frumos \u015fi talentat?<\/p>\n

Aici, folosesc numele lui Cezar Ouatu generic. Po\u0163i \u00eenlocui cu ce artist \u00ee\u0163i place, din ce gen \u00ee\u0163i place.<\/p>\n

Pe Cezar Ouatu nu-l \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte cu nimic la numele de familie dac\u0103 tu vituperezi ur\u0103 la adresa lui Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam. Nu are nimic de c\u00e2\u015ftigat.<\/p>\n

B) Cump\u0103r\u0103 piesele arti\u015ftilor care-\u0163i plac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Da, Lorena, dar complimentele simple nu-i pl\u0103tesc cafeaua lui Cezar Ouatu, cum nu \u0163i-o pl\u0103tesc nici \u0163ie.”<\/p>\n

Daaa, chiar a\u015fa eeee. Adev\u0103rat! Dar \u015ftii ce-i pl\u0103te\u015fte cafeaua lui Cezar Ouatu? S\u0103 te duci frumos pe Amazon, Apple Music, iTunes, habar n-am unde \u015fi-o mai vinde, \u015fi s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti pentru piese sau pentru album.<\/p>\n

Atunci, Cezar Ouatu va avea cu ce. \u015ei \u00ee\u0163i va livra alte \u015fi alte op\u0163iuni mai bune dec\u00e2t Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 tu \u00eei \u00eenjuri foarte tare pe Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam, dar nu faci nimic pentru Cezar Ouatu, m\u0103 tem c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cu Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam. Pentru c\u0103, nu \u015ftiu cum se face, dar fanii lor pl\u0103tesc.<\/p>\n

C) Cump\u0103r\u0103 bilet la arti\u015ftii care-\u0163i plac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nuuu, nu m\u0103 duc la Cezar Ouatu vinerea asta c\u0103 e 50 de lei biletul, mai a\u015ftept trei luni \u015fi-l aduce prim\u0103ria gratis de zilele ora\u015fului. \u00centre timp, m\u0103 \u00eentorc s\u0103-i \u00eenjur pe Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam.<\/p>\n

OK. \u00eentre timp, Ouatu face sal\u0103 goal\u0103 vinerea asta \u015fi prim\u0103ria \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 problema c\u0103 poate nu e vandabil, poate c\u0103 nu e popular, nope, nu-l chem\u0103m de zilele ora\u015fului. Hai mai bine s\u0103-l chem\u0103m peee… Gu\u0163\u0103. E ocupat, \u015fefa. OK, Minune. N\u0163, are un botez privat. Salam? Da, Salam poate.<\/p>\n

E extrem de simplu s\u0103 te dai mare \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenjuri, dar dac\u0103 \u00een mod real vrei o cultur\u0103 care s\u0103 te reprezinte, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eencepi s-o sus\u0163ii financiar, acolo unde apare.<\/p>\n

D) Dac\u0103 ai poten\u0163ial financiar, organizeaz\u0103 evenimente publice \u015fi private pentru arti\u015ftii care-\u0163i plac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

De ce Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam au turneu dup\u0103 turneu? Pentru c\u0103 romii \u0163in unii cu al\u0163ii \u015fi sar cu banul.<\/p>\n

Poate c\u0103 Cezar Ouatu nu are acum cele 20.000 de euro necesare pentru un turneu cu zece sta\u0163ii, dar poate c\u0103 tu le ai. Ia ini\u0163iative \u00een privin\u0163a lui Cezar Ouatu. F\u0103-i tu un eveniment. Promoveaz\u0103-l. Anun\u0163\u0103 \u015fi vecinii, \u015fi prietenii. F\u0103 zarv\u0103.<\/p>\n

Romii fac asta pentru Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea pe g\u00e2nduri, c\u0103 “e fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u015fi ei trebuie s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, nu altcineva”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103: m\u0103 freac\u0103 la cap nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2\u0163i, care n-au donat nici m\u0103car un cent pe Paypalul blogului, s\u0103-mi fac podcast.<\/p>\n

Dar nimeni n-a pus problema la modul: uite, Loreno, ia de aici bani de scule \u015fi f\u0103-\u0163i un podcast. Cumva, tot eu ar trebui s\u0103 mai fac ni\u015fte munc\u0103 patriotic\u0103 pentru satisfac\u0163ia moca a internautului.<\/p>\n

Pe Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam nu-i \u00eentreab\u0103 nimeni dac\u0103 vin s\u0103 c\u00e2nte moca.<\/p>\n

E) Pistoneaz\u0103 cluburile locale s\u0103-i cheme pe arti\u015ftii care-\u0163i plac.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Dar la R\u00e2mnicu – S\u0103raaat c\u00e2nd vii?”<\/p>\n

Uite chiar acum, stai s\u0103 coboare elicopterul privat.<\/p>\n

Un spectacol cu hangarale multe presupune organizare. Nu pe Cezar Ouatu trebuie s\u0103-l \u00eentrebi c\u00e2nd vine la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat ci c\u00e2rciuma de concerte local\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel cheam\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eentrebi tu, \u015fi dup\u0103 tine al\u0163ii treizeci, c\u00e2rciumarul o s\u0103 zic\u0103: Bineee, domnule, ia hai s\u0103-l chem pe Cezar Ouatu.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 aju\u0163i \u015fi face\u0163i sal\u0103 plin\u0103, Cezar Ouatu va avea un eveniment de succes sub m\u00e2nec\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103car ai scos ni\u015fte concet\u0103\u0163eni de sub influen\u0163a nefast\u0103 a lui Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam.<\/p>\n

Repet: cluburile de manele fac deja asta pentru Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam.<\/p>\n

F) D\u0103 mesaje radiourilor s\u0103-i difuzeze pe arti\u015ftii care-\u0163i plac.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 nu e foarte clar pe ce criterii sunt b\u0103gate numai anumite piese pe radio \u015fi altele nu. Dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 dac\u0103 lumea \u00eencepe s\u0103 cear\u0103 insistent noua pies\u0103 a lui Cezar Ouatu, la un moment dat, pe la a patruzecea solicitare, se va trezi vreun host din arogan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 spun\u0103: Oookok, ia hai s\u0103-l punem \u015fi pe Cezar Ouatu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei a\u015fa vor auzi \u015fi al\u0163ii noua pies\u0103 a lui Cezar Ouatu. \u015ei, poate, ascult\u00e2nd-o, vor petrece trei minute \u00een minus ascult\u00e2nd Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam.<\/p>\n

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C\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0163i asculta c\u00e2te simfonii mi-a\u0163i aberat ieri c\u0103 asculta\u0163i, n-ar fi toate Filarmonicile din Rom\u00e2nia pe buza falimentului. Pe c\u00e2nd Gu\u0163\u0103, Minune \u015fi Salam nu vor petrece vreo secund\u0103 vreodat\u0103 cu basca \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 pe sc\u0103rile guvernului.<\/p>\n

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