{"id":17970,"date":"2019-07-11T11:03:11","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T08:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17970"},"modified":"2019-07-11T11:13:07","modified_gmt":"2019-07-11T08:13:07","slug":"pierdut-pisica-gasitorului-recompensa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pierdut-pisica-gasitorului-recompensa\/","title":{"rendered":"Pierdut pisic\u0103, g\u0103sitorului recompens\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Facebook, 11 iunie, 2019 <\/p>\n

Bun\u0103 ziua, dragi prieteni \u0219i du\u0219mani, <\/p>\n

Ajuta\u021bi-m\u0103, v\u0103 rog, c\u0103 turbez. S-a pierdut Tomi\u021b\u0103. Tomi\u021b\u0103 e motan, dup\u0103 cum reiese \u0219i din nume, un brunet frumos ca Banderas \u0219i duios ca Enrique Iglesias. E adoratul familiei noastre. Credem c\u0103 a fost furat, pentru c\u0103 e mult prea prietenos cu toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i, probabil, cineva a pus ochii pe el. \u0218i nu numai.
\nOferim recompens\u0103 consistent\u0103, numai v\u0103 rug\u0103m, aduce\u021bi-l \u00eenapoi pe Tomi\u021b\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 el, via\u021ba e mai trist\u0103 dec\u00e2t o nunt\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 manele. Fie-v\u0103 mil\u0103 \u0219i da\u021bi-ne sufle\u021belul \u00eenapoi, <\/p>\n

Mul\u021bumim, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u0219i Pamfil.<\/p>\n

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Facebook, 14 iunie, 2019, <\/p>\n

Au trecut deja trei zile f\u0103r\u0103 Tomi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i via\u021ba noastr\u0103 e un calvar. Habar n-ave\u021bi cum e s\u0103 stai \u00eentins \u00een pat, cu ochii-n pat, \u0219i s\u0103 nu po\u021bi adormi f\u0103r\u0103 corpu\u0219orul catifelat al acestui \u00eengera\u0219 cu gheare. V\u0103 rug\u0103m din inim\u0103, da\u021bi-l \u00eenapoi pe Tomi\u021b\u0103.
\nAveam 500 de euro pu\u0219i deoparte pentru concediul la all inclusive. Renun\u021b\u0103m la concediu \u0219i la tot, oricum nu ne putem bucura f\u0103r\u0103 Tomi\u021b\u0103. Numai v\u0103 rug\u0103m, da\u021bi-l \u00eenapoi. E adev\u0103rat, v\u0103 cam \u021bop\u0103ia prin zambile; dar animal mai iub\u0103re\u021b n-a existat vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Nu mai rezist\u0103m, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u0219i Pamfil. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 16 iunie, 2019, <\/p>\n

Da chiar a\u0219a, b\u0103i, leprelor?<\/p>\n

Voi continua\u021bi s\u0103 posta\u021bi poze cu ciorba, copiii vo\u0219tri ur\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i glume cu Dragnea la p\u00e2rnaie, \u00een timp ce noi ne d\u0103m de ceasul mor\u021bii unde o fi Tomi\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu el???
\nPoate l-a c\u0103lcat vreo ma\u0219in\u0103, poate l-a otr\u0103vit vreun psihopat, poate o fi suferit atac cerebral \u00een timp ce v\u00e2na un \u0219obolan, \u0219i acum zace pe undeva…
\nV\u0103 implor\u0103m, nu mai \u021bine\u021bi adev\u0103rul sub pre\u0219. Dac\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi ceva despre Tomi\u021b\u0103, oric\u00e2t de tragic \u0219i de sf\u00e2\u0219ietor, notifica\u021bi-ne.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 implor\u0103m ca pe moa\u0219te, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u0219i Pamfil. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 19 iunie, 2019, <\/p>\n

Gata, p\u00e2n\u0103 aici. Am angajat detectiv particular. \u00cel va g\u0103si pe ho\u021b \u0219i \u00een p….a m\u0103-sii, pentru c\u0103 e cel mai bun din ora\u0219.
\nDeja ancheteaz\u0103 un dosar de indicii concludente.
\nA\u021bi dat de dracu, ho\u021bilor.
\nMai bine ni-l \u00eenapoia\u021bi voluntar \u0219i nu v\u0103 batem foarte tare. <\/p>\n

Cu nervii franjuri, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u0219i Pamfil. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 22 iunie, 2019, <\/p>\n

Like \u0219i share. Am ini\u021biat peti\u021bia online “Tomi\u021b\u0103 e dintre noi” \u015fi avem deja 30.000 de semn\u0103turi. Dup\u0103 ce str\u00e2ngem 50.000, mergem \u00een audien\u0163\u0103 la pre\u015fedintele Iohannis \u015fi mi\u015fc\u0103m tot statul paralel, numai s\u0103 ni-l da\u0163i pe Tomi\u0163\u0103 \u00eenapoi.
\nGet a fucking life, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u015fi Pamfil. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 23 iunie, 2019, <\/p>\n

Victorie, ne-au invitat la Antena 1, s\u0103 ne descriem \u00een detaliu declara\u0163ia \u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 du\u015fmanul c\u0103 p\u0103trundem oriunde \u015fi c\u0103 \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, \u00eel vom reg\u0103si.
\nPS: Fraiere care-mi \u021bii pisica prizonier\u0103, cercul se restr\u00e2nge. TE G\u0102SIM \u0218I NE R\u0102ZBUN\u0102M.<\/p>\n

PS: Nu-mi dau seama de ce grezentatorul tot schimba vorba \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreba despre via\u021ba mea sexual\u0103. Poate pentru c\u0103 sunt o sexy bomb\u0103 cu ceas. Mar\u0219 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n

Tomi\u021b\u0103, nu-\u021bi fie team\u0103, te vedem. M\u0103 rog, nu la propriu, dar te prinzi tu, c\u0103 e\u0219ti motan de\u0219tept, <\/p>\n

Oamenii t\u0103i iubitori. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 25 inuie 2091, <\/p>\n

nU MAI sPUort\u0103m, Da\u021ai PisiCa \u00c2napOI sau Fakem maorte de om. <\/p>\n

cU M\u00e2na pE kiokaN,<\/p>\n

MaomuLt CoRneila. <\/p>\n

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Facebook, 27 iunie 2019, <\/p>\n

Mul\u021bumim tuturor pentru implicare \u0219i efort, dar Tomi\u021b\u0103 s-a \u00eentors singur acas\u0103. <\/p>\n

Poops, <\/p>\n

Cornelia \u0219i Tomi\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n

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\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe Reddit<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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