Am fost acolo pe 10 august, am luat gaz lacrimogen \u00een frez\u0103, am urm\u0103rit pe Facebook cazul jandarmeri\u021bei muribunde care de fapt nu avea nici pe dracu. Un \u00eentreg lan\u021b de violen\u021be, minciuni \u0219i dezinformare \u00een stil bol\u0219evic autentic.<\/p>\n
\u0218i realitatea e c\u0103 privirea lui Carmen Dan are ceva bol\u0219evic autentic. Ochii \u0103ia t\u0103io\u0219i \u0219i reci \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 femeia ar c\u0103lca pe cadavre f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezite o secund\u0103. Cum a \u0219i f\u0103cut-o, cu fostul ei so\u021b. Buzele acelea sub\u021biri \u0219i str\u00e2nse \u00eentr-o perpetu\u0103 grimas\u0103 a \u00eencord\u0103rii \u00ee\u021bi sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 femeia are idei extrem de pu\u021bine, dar foarte fixe. \u015ei pe care le va impune prin orice mijloace va fi necesar.<\/p>\n
\u00cen schimb, demisia de azi a fost un act de “ejaculare politic\u0103”, \u00een cuvintele neuitatului Vanghelie.<\/p>\n
Nivelul repudierii se poate vedea \u00een urm\u0103toarea mic\u0103 situa\u0163ie.<\/p>\n
La plecare, Carmen Dan a recitat eterna poezioar\u0103 a tuturor pesedi\u015ftilor trecu\u0163i pe banca de rezerve: Iohannis e de vin\u0103. (binomul, statul paralel, agenturili str\u0103ine.)<\/p>\n
Cumva, poezioara asta cu “Iohannis e de vin\u0103” e ceva intrat \u00een iner\u0163ie. Ca un “Cu pl\u0103cere” dup\u0103 “Mul\u0163umesc”. Ca un “La revedere” dup\u0103 o convorbire telefonic\u0103 cu cineva de la RCS pe care n-o s\u0103-l vezi \u00een via\u0163a ta. Ca un “Am fost bolnav” c\u00e2nd un prieten nu \u00ee\u0163i vine la o petrecere.<\/p>\n
Deja te a\u015ftep\u0163i ca un pesedel s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 Iohannis e de vin\u0103 c\u00e2nd e parcat pe dreapta. E scuza formal\u0103 oficial\u0103. E scutirea la sport. E minciuna alb\u0103 ultim\u0103 a politicii.<\/p>\n
\u015etii c\u0103 destinul lui Carmen Dan e definitiv \u015fi iremediabil tufut c\u00e2nd intervine D\u0103ncil\u0103 \u00een persoan\u0103 s-o contrazic\u0103: “Nu, Iohannis n-are nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103”.<\/p>\n
Ceeeee?<\/p>\n
Nu doar c\u0103 o arunci peste bord pe prin\u0163es\u0103, dar \u00eei mai \u015fi negi scuza ve\u015fnic\u0103 clasic\u0103 devenit\u0103 cli\u015feu??<\/p>\n
*
\n“Doamna Carmen Dan cred c\u0103 este dezinformat\u0103 dac\u0103 a f\u0103cut aceast\u0103 afirma\u021bie. Niciodat\u0103 PSD nu va ceda presiunilor pre\u0219edintelui. Intr\u0103m \u00eentr-o campanie \u00eempotriva pre\u0219edintelui Iohannis, deci \u00een nici un caz nu trebuie s\u0103 lu\u0103m decizii care s\u0103 \u00eel ajute. Eu cred c\u0103 unii membri ai PSD nu au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat nimic \u0219i au crezut c\u0103 dac\u0103 vor ie\u0219i \u00een spa\u021biul public \u00eenainte de a se exprima \u00een forurile statutare, \u00eei va aprecia cineva. Am cerut fiec\u0103rui coleg, colege, ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 acest lucru. Se vede c\u0103 interesul personal pentru unii e mai mare. Nu este singura remaniere. O s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, dup\u0103 ce am votul \u00een forul statutar”.<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Wow. Asta e versiunea lung\u0103 pentru “Jet, f\u0103, distruso, salut\u0103-l pe tac-tu Dragnea din partea mea.”<\/p>\n
\u015ei “Nu te califici pentru privilegiul de a pleca cu baliverne, te d\u0103m noi pe u\u015f\u0103 afar\u0103 \u015fi o anun\u0163\u0103m public, s\u0103 te \u015ftieeee.”<\/p>\n
De aici \u015ftim c\u0103 nota de plat\u0103 pentru 10 august vine cur\u00e2nd. \u015ei promit: condamnarea lui Carmen Dan va fi filmul meu porno preferat.<\/p>\n
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