{"id":18009,"date":"2019-07-16T11:51:53","date_gmt":"2019-07-16T08:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18009"},"modified":"2019-07-16T12:00:38","modified_gmt":"2019-07-16T09:00:38","slug":"despre-stalkerite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-stalkerite\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre stalkeri\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"

Acesta va fi un rant. Un text furios, pe rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. Cui nu-i plac textele furioase, sau are de-alea cu “\u0103vai, de ce nu putem comunica frumos ce ne \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u015fte de nervi” sau cu “oh, ce dreptate ai fi avut dac\u0103 scriai acelea\u015fi idei pe un ton catifelat” e rugat s\u0103 dea x din col\u0163 \u015fi s\u0103 se care, preferabil \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii.<\/p>\n

Mul\u0163umesc.<\/p>\n

Am ni\u015fte nervi acumula\u0163i de noaptea trecut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenjuri h\u0103r\u021buitorii pe Facebook, Facebook te mai zucc\u0103 o lun\u0103 \u0219i nu merit\u0103 sacrificiul de a le povesti cum te-ai da muie cu un picam\u0103r p\u00e2n\u0103 prostia lor st\u0103ruitoare, infinit de enervant\u0103 \u0219i cumplit de inoportun\u0103 dispare f\u0103cut\u0103 terci, o dat\u0103 cu creierul lor pus acolo doar ca s\u0103 nu plou\u0103 \u00een amigdale de pro\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Unicul mod de a sc\u0103pa de h\u0103r\u0163uirea lor e s\u0103 le dai block, \u015fi e p\u0103cat, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cu ni\u015fte mor\u0163i de mam\u0103 curv\u0103 \u00een fundul sacului.<\/p>\n

Dar de asta avem blog. Ne eliber\u0103m tot ce ne st\u0103 pe suflet aici, apoi d\u0103m un citat dr\u0103gu\u0163: “C\u00e2mp cu flori, c\u00e2mp cu multe flori” pe Facebook. E ca muia prin \u00eemputernicit, dar ce s\u0103-i faci, \u00een era corectitudinii politice, mai delegi.<\/p>\n

Azi, stima\u0163i spectatori, vom vorbi despre femei psihopate, idioate, nebune, dubioase. Sunt mai pu\u0163ine dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163ii. La zece adduri, cinci b\u0103rba\u0163i o s\u0103 te ia la pis\u0103logeal\u0103 nesolicitat\u0103 \u015fi interogatoriu obraznic, raportat la una, maximum dou\u0103 femei. Dar alea care sunt psihopate \u00eei dep\u0103\u015fesc pe \u0103\u015ftia cinci la un loc. Te fac subit s\u0103 vezi misoginismul, mi\u015fcarea alt right \u015fi violen\u0163a domestic\u0103 \u00eentr-o lumin\u0103 cu totul nou\u0103.<\/p>\n

Stalkeri\u0163ele au o nebunie complet lipsit\u0103 de sens.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen general, b\u0103rba\u0163ii stalkeri sunt simpli \u00een h\u0103r\u0163uuirea lor. N-au ce fu… acas\u0103, li se pune pata pe tine, dac\u0103 nu cooperezi e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103 \u015fi curv\u0103.<\/p>\n

The end.<\/p>\n

Sau ciclu repetitiv p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel blochezi all over.<\/p>\n

Femeile stalker au un \u00eentreg joc de monopoly al rela\u0163iei imaginare pe care o au cu tine, cu declara\u0163ii de intens\u0103 iubire pe care nu le-a cerut nimeni, diverse repro\u015furi despre care nu-\u0163i dai seama de unde \u015fi pe baza a ce au venit, mult delir necontrolat f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu nimic \u015fi dicteu automat liber de orice tangen\u0163\u0103 cu sensul.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu, faptul c\u0103 nu r\u0103spunzi nu e un semn c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eenceteze. Cred c\u0103 aud voci \u00een capul lor cu r\u0103spunsurile tale; probabil prind sta\u0163ii de radio str\u0103ine cu implantul de m\u0103sea \u015fi au impresia c\u0103 e glasul t\u0103u celest. Conversa\u0163ia lor cu acest tu imaginar curge at\u00e2t de firesc de la sine \u00een mesageria ta privat\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 nu cumva deranjezi \u00een cazul \u00een care intervii s\u0103 rogi s\u0103 se c\u00e2nte la masa vecin\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei mai \u015fi pluseaz\u0103 cu un 20% pseudopoezie proast\u0103 de oracol \u015fcol\u0103resc.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe care \u021bi-o l\u0103f\u0103ie \u00een mesaje private kilometrice \u0219i comentarii ca nuca-n perete, \u0219i \u021bi-o bag\u0103 pe g\u00e2t cu for\u021ba, \u00een ideea c\u0103 a\u0219a o s\u0103 te prinzi \u0219i tu c\u00e2t de speciale sunt ele de fapt.<\/p>\n

Dar mai taci, f\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doar pentru c\u0103 citesc la un moment dat ceva scris de tine \u00een care se reg\u0103sesc, stalkeri\u021bele ajung brusc la concluzia c\u0103 sunte\u021bi prietene intime.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 tu nu \u0219tii c\u0103 exist\u0103. Sau c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 exist\u0103, dar nu ai de ce s\u0103 nutre\u0219ti vreun sentiment special, de vreme ce ea te citea pe tine, nu tu pe ea.<\/p>\n

Simplul fapt c\u0103 psihopata dement\u0103 retardat\u0103 decide c\u0103 de azi ea e prieten\u0103 cu tine echivaleaz\u0103 cu momentul \u00een care labagiul nefutut decide c\u0103 e\u0219ti gagic\u0103-sa. Nici unul, nici cel\u0103lalt nu consider\u0103 c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 te consulte \u0219i pe tine \u00een privin\u021ba acestei rela\u021bii fericite, dac\u0103 vrei \u0219i tu s\u0103 faci parte din ea.<\/p>\n

\u0218i ambii \u00eencep s\u0103 te foot\u0103 la icre.<\/p>\n

Mult. Prost. Cu discu\u021bii care \u00een propor\u021bie de 90% NU te intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 a\u0219 putea avea \u00eenapoi orele \u00een care am tot r\u0103spuns “\u0103h\u0103”, “dadada”, “\u00eeh\u00eem” c\u00e2te unei nebune care b\u0103tea c\u00e2mpii liber \u00een mesaje private, \u00een ideea c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot \u00eei livram distrac\u0163ie moca pe blog, s\u0103-i livrez \u015fi aten\u0163ie privat\u0103 obligatorie, a\u015f avea cel pu\u0163in cinci ani productivi \u00een plus \u00een fa\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 tu \u00eei acorzi O DAT\u0102 timp privat din polite\u0163e psihopatei turbate, subit \u00eei datorezi acest timp mereu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei chiar te ceart\u0103 c\u0103 nu ai mai dat nici un semn sau ceva.<\/p>\n

Ce semn s\u0103 dau, f\u0103, nebuna p\u0103m\u00e2ntului? Mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie apoteotic de existen\u0163a ta. M-ai ag\u0103\u0163at cu “ke bine skrii Lorena” apoi ai trecut la futere obositoare la icre, \u015fi eu nu m-am prins nicicum c\u00e2nd am trecut din ipostaza de autor pe care-l citeai \u00een cea de prietena ta imaginar\u0103 \u015fi psihologul t\u0103u moca. Ce \u015ftiu sigur e c\u0103 NU mi-am dat acordul la asta.<\/p>\n

Apoi, psihopata turbat\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u0163i comande. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Ar trebui s\u0103 scrii despre asta, asta \u015fi asta. Ar trebui s\u0103 faci asta, asta \u015fi asta. Mai c\u0103 te-ai jura c\u0103 nu e\u015fti autor pe propriul t\u0103u domeniu, ci content creator salariat pe blogul ei.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu, nu e ca \u015fi cum psihopata ar dona vreodat\u0103 pe Paypalul de mai sus – jos – lateral, s\u0103 zici c\u0103 ok, pretinde dar \u015fi ofer\u0103. OMG. Dimpotriv\u0103, dac\u0103-i sugerezi psihopatei c\u0103 pentru ce are s\u0103-\u0163i comande poate s\u0103 \u015fi cotizeze, se isterizeaz\u0103 toat\u0103. Ceeee? Cum s\u0103 cotizeze ea??? Gen, cu bani? \u015ei atunci cu ce \u00eemi cump\u0103r combina\u0163ia de antidepresive \u015fi nootropice cu care \u00eemi \u00eentre\u0163in nebunia de legat?<\/p>\n

De unde vine impresia cretinei demente c\u0103 poate s\u0103-\u0163i dea ordine, de\u015fi concret, nu o justific\u0103 nimic?<\/p>\n

Psihopata turbat\u0103 are impresia c\u0103 ea \u00ee\u0163i face \u0163ie o favoare, citindu-te.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce, e munc\u0103 s\u0103 postezi zilnic texte originale? Zi halal na\u021biune c\u0103 ai prilejul s\u0103 entertain pe Miss Nimeni. M\u0103car nu mori ca un muritor de r\u00e2nd, mori ca un muritor din alt r\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Cretina nebun\u0103 are o \u00eencredere \u00een sine \u0219i \u00een for\u021bele proprii cum nu vezi dec\u00e2t \u00een filme motiva\u021bionale despre puterea ne\u021b\u0103rmurit\u0103 a credin\u021bei. \u015ei are convingerea c\u0103 universul e pl\u0103smuit s-o serveasc\u0103. \u00cen toate, mereu.<\/p>\n

Psihopata turbat\u0103 minte de \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 apele\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

De exemplu, proasta toxic\u0103 \u0219i sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 de ieri avea impresia s\u0103-mi mint\u0103 \u00een nas c\u0103 un print screen vizibil din avion ca print screen e cu mesaje “editate” \u015fi “rupte din context”.<\/p>\n

Iaca print screen.<\/p>\n

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E clar un print screen de chat de Facebook, \u015fi e clar c\u0103 nebuna vorbea singur\u0103, a\u015fa cum a vorbit \u00eentotdeauna? \u015ei c\u0103 nu ai ce edita la un print screen, s\u0103 arate a\u015fa?<\/p>\n

Ei, bine, disponibilitatea de a min\u0163i senin, cu tupeu, de a coafa adev\u0103rul cum le convine lor, de a \u00ee\u0163i arunca \u00een ochi proiec\u0163ia delirant\u0103 din mintea lor drept realitate e de-a dreptul n\u0103ucitoare. \u015ei crispant\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cum mi-a spus o alt\u0103 psihopat\u0103 de acela\u015fi calibru:<\/p>\n

“De ce, trebuie s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rat ca s-o spun?”<\/p>\n

What???<\/p>\n

Psihopata dement\u0103 caut\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i induc\u0103 vinov\u0103\u0163ie legat de faptul c\u0103 te enervezi \u00een privin\u0163a bolii ei psihice.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cum ziceam, masculul e animal simplu. “Te f?” “Nu” “E\u015fti o curv\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi proast\u0103”.<\/p>\n

E o tentativ\u0103 de umilire, dar una care nu are cum s\u0103 te ating\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nebuna \u00een schimb deviaz\u0103 discu\u0163ia de la c\u00e2t de agasant\u0103, stresant\u0103 \u015fi necaptivant\u0103 e prezen\u0163a ei la tine pe wall \/ pagin\u0103 \/ mesagerie \/ via\u0163\u0103 la un veritabil guilt trip despre tot ce nu faci pentru ea.<\/p>\n

Mereu tu – \u0103la care ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103. Mereu ea – aia care ar trebui s\u0103 primeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Jet, f\u0103. Nu-\u0163i datorez nimic. Singurul guilt trip e c\u0103 nu te pot b\u0103ga \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii pe \u015fleau. Muie, Zuckerberg.<\/p>\n

Apoi, psihopata dement\u0103 se treze\u015fte brusc cet\u0103\u0163ean european cu drepturi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ieri, dup\u0103 ce am blocat-o c\u0103 n-am mai suportat abera\u0163iile, nebuna mi-a trimis un mail c\u0103 \u00eei \u00eencalc drepturile c\u00e2nd postez mesaje private.<\/p>\n

Desigur, ea nu \u00eemi \u00eenc\u0103lca mie 37895 de drepturi cu obr\u0103znicia ei nesim\u0163it\u0103, cu invazia \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 \u015fi cu noianul de minciuni bolnave. Unicele care contau erau drepturile ei.<\/p>\n

Muie, f\u0103, jegule. Am prev\u0103zut c\u0103 o s\u0103 cape\u0163i subit drepturi de cum te blochez, de aceea am \u015fi postat print screenul anonim.<\/p>\n

Cine e de vin\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai trezit tu subit s\u0103 faci circ interminabil dedesubt, ca orice nebun\u0103 proast\u0103 penal\u0103 care se respect\u0103?<\/p>\n

Dar la final, ambii psihopa\u0163i te informeaz\u0103 cu superioritate c\u0103 exist\u0103 block.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nici b\u0103rbatul cretin, nici femeia cretin\u0103 nu \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 matur op\u0163iunea evident\u0103 de a nu te mai h\u0103r\u0163ui. Nu, domnule, ei nu au liber arbitru. Ei au doar pornirea obsesiv compulsiv\u0103 necontrolat\u0103 de a f… la icre pe al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Nu au autocontrol \u015fi nu pot procesa singuri c\u0103 interac\u0163unea e indezirabil\u0103. C\u0103 ai \u015fi tu drepturi.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd un om \u00ee\u0163i spune: blocheaz\u0103-m\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i spune: sunt prea psihopat s\u0103 \u00eencetez \u00een mor\u0163ii mei singur.<\/p>\n

Dar femeia psihopat\u0103 are nota aparte: e convins\u0103 c\u0103 n-o vei bloca.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Hai, s\u0103 te v\u0103d c\u0103 m\u0103 blochezi”.<\/p>\n

\u00cen mintea ei, ea e foarte interesant\u0103 pentru tine. \u015ei nu crede c\u0103 tu chiar te lipse\u015fti de circul imbecil \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fit. Pentru c\u0103 circul ei imbecil \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fit se presupune c\u0103 e ceva special.<\/p>\n

Nope, nu e. Block.<\/p>\n

\u015ei instant, apare mail de la nebun\u0103. Mailul pe care avea instruc\u0163iuni clare \u00een intro s\u0103-l foloseasc\u0103 dac\u0103 voia ceva de la tine. Dar pe care nu-l folosea nici de-al dracu’ c\u00e2t avea acces la mesageria ta privat\u0103.<\/p>\n

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