{"id":18027,"date":"2019-07-19T11:15:09","date_gmt":"2019-07-19T08:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18027"},"modified":"2019-07-19T11:15:09","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T08:15:09","slug":"casa-de-vacanta-vs-calatorii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/casa-de-vacanta-vs-calatorii\/","title":{"rendered":"Cas\u0103 de vacan\u021b\u0103 vs. c\u0103l\u0103torii"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2teva din cele mai apreciate texte de pe acest blog s-au n\u0103scut \u00een urma unor conversa\u021bii cu prieteni sau cunoscu\u021bi. Ieri, st\u0103team la o cafea cu un amic \u0219i puneam \u021bara la cale. \u00cemi povestea c\u0103 \u00een august are concediu \u0219i se duce \u00een casa de vacan\u021b\u0103 pe care o de\u021bine la munte.<\/p>\n

Back story: a fost \u00een urm\u0103 cu c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u0219el de munte care i-a pl\u0103cut la nebunie \u0219i i-a ap\u0103rut chilipirul. Unul \u00ee\u0219i vindea casa, s-o u\u0219cheasc\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate. Amicul meu a cump\u0103rat-o, a b\u0103gat \u00een ea bani cu nemiluita s-o renoveze, s-o amenajeze frumos, s-o updateze tehnologic \u0219i de atunci se duce \u00een concedii acolo. O dat\u0103, maximum de dou\u0103 ori pe an.<\/p>\n

Ceea ce mie mi se pare un nonsens \u0219i \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac mi\u0219to de el:<\/p>\n

-Ai idee c\u00e2te c\u0103l\u0103torii \u00een lumea larg\u0103 puteai pl\u0103ti din banii pe care i-ai b\u0103gat \u00een casa asta?<\/p>\n

-Ce s\u0103 zic. Alte ore cu avionul \u0219i cu ma\u0219ina, m\u0103 pi\u0219 pe ele.<\/p>\n

-Dar m\u0103car vezi toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n

-Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 lumea, mie \u00eemi place pacea.<\/p>\n

-Da, frate, dar s\u0103 te duci \u00een toate concediile s\u0103 vezi exact acela\u0219i loc.<\/p>\n

-Da, \u0219i \u00eel iubesc de nu mai pot. Abia a\u0219tept.<\/p>\n

-Dar nu te-ai s\u0103turat? insist eu. Cum s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103 s\u0103 fie acela\u0219i loc, \u00een loc s\u0103 fie mereu altul, exotic \u0219i fascinant?<\/p>\n

-Nu mai pot de exotismul lor. M\u0103car la tine acas\u0103 \u0219tii ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci \u0219i nu te temi c\u0103 te caci \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat dou\u0103 ore.<\/p>\n

-A, \u0219i asta. La tine acas\u0103, tu g\u0103te\u0219ti, tu faci curat, unde mai e vacan\u021ba? \u00centr-un hotel \u00ee\u021bi fac tanti cameristele curat \u00een fiecare zi, comanzi ce vrei tu de m\u00e2ncare, room service sau restaurant…<\/p>\n

-Mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac curat \u0219i s\u0103 g\u0103tesc. Mi se par activit\u0103\u021bi de concediu.<\/p>\n

-Cred c\u0103 o mie de gospodine o s\u0103 arunce cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021be \u00een tine dac\u0103 aud asta. Concediul \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii servit.<\/p>\n

-Sunt servit. Tu dac\u0103 mergi \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 suni la hoteluri, s\u0103 verifici dac\u0103 te primesc cu Pulic\u0103, s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti \u00een plus pentru el. Eu trebuie doar s\u0103 descui u\u0219a de la intrare.<\/p>\n

-Las\u0103 c\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti destul. Ai pl\u0103tit toate lucr\u0103rile, pl\u0103te\u0219ti lunar un vecin s\u0103 aib\u0103 grij\u0103 de cas\u0103 \u00een restul celor unsprezece luni c\u00e2t st\u0103 goal\u0103, pl\u0103te\u0219ti facturi pe luni \u00een care nu locuie\u0219ti acolo, pl\u0103te\u0219ti impozit pe urma ei… Eu zic c\u0103 bate nota mea de plat\u0103 de la hotel.<\/p>\n

-Da, Lorena, dar tu nu r\u0103m\u00e2i cu nimic.<\/p>\n

-R\u0103m\u00e2n cu experien\u021bele \u0219i amintirile.<\/p>\n

-Eu r\u0103m\u00e2n cu o cas\u0103.<\/p>\n

-\u00cen care nu stai, bro!!<\/p>\n

-Dar poate r\u0103m\u00e2ne mo\u0219tenire copiilor mei.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103i, nu \u0219tiu ce ai fumat, dar \u021bin s\u0103 te notific prin prezenta c\u0103 tu n-ai copii.<\/p>\n

-G\u0103sesc pe una \u0219i facem, ce?<\/p>\n

-OK, dup\u0103 ce face\u021bi, mai stai gen 18 de ani \u0219i o s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 copiii t\u0103i ce cas\u0103 ar prefera: un apartament de dou\u0103 camere la Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

-Da, \u0219i \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Fratelemeleu, p\u00e2n\u0103 faci tu copii \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 cresc ei mari, lumea o s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 vacan\u021bele pe lun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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