{"id":18042,"date":"2019-07-22T17:27:46","date_gmt":"2019-07-22T14:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18042"},"modified":"2019-07-22T20:27:22","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T17:27:22","slug":"moisescu-si-un-plinut-au-probleme-cu-vocea-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/moisescu-si-un-plinut-au-probleme-cu-vocea-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Moisescu \u0219i un plinu\u021b au probleme cu vocea mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De diminea\u021b\u0103 m\u0103 bombardeaz\u0103 mesaje private cu filmule\u021bul \u0103sta, unde Adi Moisescu \u0219i un <del datetime=\"2019-07-22T14:12:54+00:00\">gras<\/del> <del datetime=\"2019-07-22T14:12:54+00:00\">plinu\u021b<\/del> explodat pe orizontal\u0103 au obiec\u021bii legate de vocea mea.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FMihaiAlecuu%2Fvideos%2F10218015827540179%2F&amp;show_text=0&amp;width=560\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Voice shaming, that&#8217;s a new one. S\u0103 mai trecem \u00een list\u0103 obliga\u0163iile femeii pe un plai tradi\u0163ional ortodox: s\u0103 fie supus\u0103 b\u0103rbatului, s\u0103 nu se machieze, s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103, s\u0103 fete copii mul\u0163i, preferabil cu acela\u015fi b\u0103rbat \u015fi acum, nou \u015fi revizuit, s\u0103 miaune sub\u0163irel.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, pretena\u015f, asta e vocea mea. Deal with it. Or deal without it, \u00eemi e egal.<\/p>\n<p>Care e problema lui Moisescu \u015fi a lui \u00cemplinitu Corporal?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 am o voce mai groas\u0103 dec\u00e2t a voastr\u0103? Poate pentru c\u0103 am coaie mai mari dec\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi la un loc.<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u0219i simplu, unii a\u0219a o avem. Cui nu-i place, s\u0103 nu ne angajeze.<\/p>\n<p>Vocea mai groas\u0103 nu echivaleaz\u0103 cu agramatism, analfabetism sau ce alte minun\u0103\u021bii c\u0103uta\u021bi \u0219i insinua\u021bi. \u015ei abia asta mi se pare lamentabil. C\u0103 nu v\u0103 pute\u0163i lega de ceva ce ESTE \u015fi \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 introduce\u0163i ceva ce A\u0162I VREA VOI S\u0102 FIE.<\/p>\n<p>Deocamdat\u0103, pariez c\u0103 pot avea un discurs mai coerent \u015fi mai elevat dec\u00e2t am\u00e2ndoi, dac\u0103 \u00eemi propun.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u0163in neap\u0103rat s\u0103 subliniez umorul de context: cet\u0103\u0163eanul c\u0103ruia nu-i ia nimeni farfuria CHIAR VORBE\u015eTE ca un cocalar. Are exact pronun\u0163ia \u015fi tonalitatea de care caut\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 acuze pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>Cum s\u0103 suni a cocalar \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti altcuiva o problem\u0103 \u00een faptul c\u0103 sun\u0103 a cocalar??<\/p>\n<p>E ca \u015fi cum un negru ar constata dezaprobator despre cineva c\u0103 e vag brunet.<\/p>\n<p>Iar legat de Moisescu, ce pot s\u0103 spun?<\/p>\n<p>Uite, nevasta lui Moisescu are o voce sub\u021bire \u0219i melodioas\u0103. \u0218i ce t\u00e2mpenii monumentale se rostogolesc peste popula\u021bie, de c\u00e2te ori o folose\u0219te.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De diminea\u021b\u0103 m\u0103 bombardeaz\u0103 mesaje private cu filmule\u021bul \u0103sta, unde Adi Moisescu \u0219i un gras plinu\u021b explodat pe orizontal\u0103 au obiec\u021bii legate de vocea&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18042"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18047,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18042\/revisions\/18047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}