“Herp derp \u0103vai Loreno nu \u015ftii de glum\u0103 \u0103ia f\u0103ceau glume \u015fi apropo cum \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i tu s\u0103 faci fat jokes la zeul sl\u0103ninilor\u00a0 e crud \u015fi deosebit de ur\u00e2t din partea ta ai ratat s\u0103 fii deosebit\u0103 \u015fi nobil\u0103”.<\/p>\n
\u015ei tot a\u015fa vreo 300 de comentatori. Genul de idiot care crede cu t\u0103rie c\u0103 b\u0103\u015fc\u0103ul e cu monopol. \u015ei monopolul e la cine vrea el.<\/p>\n
Hai s\u0103 remarc\u0103m dublul standard la genul \u0103sta de l\u0103tur\u0103 uman\u0103, la care blochez pe Facebook nonstop de vreo dou\u0103 zile, pentru c\u0103 nu risc ban \u015fi pe pagin\u0103 doar pentru pl\u0103cerea de a mui ni\u015fte idio\u0163i sadea.<\/p>\n
Pe de o parte, m\u0103 cer\u0163i c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 r\u00e2d hahaha la shaming, c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu glume, c\u0103 nu sunt de comitet.<\/p>\n
Apoi tot tu te o\u0163\u0103r\u0103\u015fti al dracu’ c\u0103 eu, \u00een ripost\u0103, fac tot shaming, c\u0103 nah, lucr\u0103m cu materialul clientului.<\/p>\n
\u015ei e\u015fti prea prost s\u0103 te prinzi de absen\u0163a consecven\u0163ei.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i hai s\u0103 alegem o linie coerent\u0103 de argumentare:<\/p>\n
Sau:<\/p>\n
A) alea sunt glume, deci \u015fi astea sunt comebackuri, \u015fi \u00eemi exemplifici cu c\u00e2t\u0103 poft\u0103 r\u00e2zi de ele, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi ar\u0103\u0163i cum e cu sim\u0163ul umorului, cu b\u0103etzii de comitet, cu alea.<\/p>\n
Sau<\/p>\n
B) alea sunt ofense, \u015fi atunci astea sunt riposte, \u015fi atunci nu vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap pe mine, care nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 dau replica, ci te duci s\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap pe cine a \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n
Ia o decizie. E sau A, sau B.<\/p>\n
Ghinion: \u00een orice form\u0103 de roast, treaba func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 cu reciprocitate. \u00cen traducere pe oligofrenez\u0103: \u015eI OBIECTUL MI\u015eTOULUI CAP\u0102T\u0102 DREPTUL LA MICROFON, S\u0102 DEA CU ROASTERII DE PODEA.<\/p>\n
Numai \u00een mintea rom\u00e2netelui t\u00e2rlan \u015fi bully, mereu gata s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cu \u0103la mai bine situat, cel mic \u015fi pric\u0103jit trebuie s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103.<\/p>\n
Nope, nu pe aceast\u0103 felioar\u0103 de internet. Haidipa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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