{"id":18093,"date":"2019-07-29T09:04:02","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T06:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18093"},"modified":"2019-07-29T09:12:16","modified_gmt":"2019-07-29T06:12:16","slug":"posta-redactiei-o-poveste-cu-swingeri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-o-poveste-cu-swingeri\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: O poveste cu swingeri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Salut, Lorena!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sunt X, am 25 de ani \u0219i am \u0219i eu o mic\u0103, mare problem\u0103 cu care m\u0103 confrunt de o bucat\u0103 de timp. Sunt \u00eentr o rela\u021bie de 6 ani cu al meu F\u0103t-Frumos, perioad\u0103 cu bune \u0219i rele, ca orice alt\u0103 rela\u021bie.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>Ultima jum\u0103tate de an a fost foarte spicy, lets say, \u00een sensul c\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 fim foarte deschi\u0219i pe plan sexual. Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai bine despre ce e vorba, o s\u0103 o iau de la \u00eenceput.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>St\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 cu al meu la un pahar-dou\u0103 de vin, care mai apoi s-au transformat \u00een dou\u0103 sticle, am \u00eenceput a vorbi despre fantezii \u0219i toate alea, f\u0103r\u0103 perdea. Din una \u00een alta, \u00eemi fac \u0219i eu curajul s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 sunt bisexual\u0103. Reac\u021bia lui a fost priceless. S-a acomodat repede cu ideea. Totul a decurs cum trebuia. Poate c\u0103 te vei \u00eentreba de ce i-am zis dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp. E pentru c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd ne-am cunoscut, eram doi pu\u021boi care nici nu \u0219tiam ce o s\u0103 ne rezerve viitorul.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u0218i cum vorbeam \u0219i vorbeam, la un moment dat \u00eemi spune c\u0103 i-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m cu persoane diferite \u0219i c\u0103 are o fantezie s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu prietenul lui, asta cu condi\u021bia ca \u0219i el s\u0103 se culce cu o alt\u0103 femeie.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>No problem, vine ziua \u00een care am\u00e2ndoi trebuia s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim cu partenerii de schimb, numai c\u0103 intervine o mic\u0103 problem\u0103. P\u0103s\u0103rica i-a cam tras clampa \u0219i nu i-a mai r\u0103spuns la telefon. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Lol, \u0219i tot pe mine m\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 masculii c\u00e2nd sus\u021bin legalizarea sex workului. M\u0103car aia pe care o pl\u0103te\u0219ti \u0219tii c\u0103 apare. Not\u0103 Lorena.)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Eu mi-am continuat seara cu acordul lui, asigur\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-l de en\u015fpe mii de ori dac\u0103 totul e ok \u0219i nimic nu se va schimba \u00een rela\u021bia noastr\u0103.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>Ei, acum intervine problema la care chiar am nevoie de un r\u0103spuns sincer de la tine.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>Chiar din a doua zi dup\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103, F\u0103t-Frumos a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fie rece cu mine. Nu m\u0103 mai privea nici m\u0103car \u00een ochi \u0219i m\u0103 cam evita spun\u00e2ndu-mi c\u0103 are nevoie de timp s\u0103 se obi\u0219nuiasc\u0103 cu ideea. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>No, amu&#8217; ce s\u0103 fac? C\u0103 nici nu vrea s\u0103 discut\u0103m despre ceea ce vom face pe viitor \u0219i mi-am cam pierdut speran\u021ba c\u0103 vom fi un cuplu deschis. S\u0103 nu mai zic de faptul c\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu se duc\u0103 rela\u021bia pe plu\u0103. E normal s\u0103 m\u0103 simt vinovat\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>A\u0219 aprecia dac\u0103 m-ai l\u0103sa anonymous, \u00een caz de \u00eemi vei posta povestea, \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi mul\u021bumesc pentru orice r\u0103spuns mi-ai da!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Peace!\u270c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 ai fost cu acest singur b\u0103iat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Ei, bine, fii binevenit\u0103 pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul fabulos numit Discrepan\u021ba \u00eentre Vitejia Masculin\u0103 Declarativ\u0103 \u0219i Realitatea Trist\u0103 De Pe Teren.<\/p>\n<p>Conform Vitejiei Masculine Declarative, to\u021bi sunt zeii sexului, idolii la femei, libertinii universului \u0219i st\u0103p\u00e2nii inelelor pentru penisuri. Realitatea Trist\u0103 De Pe Teren este c\u0103 sunt al naibii de \u00eencorda\u021bi, competitivi, stresa\u021bi de faptul c\u0103 poate vecinul o are mai mare, c\u0103 poate femeia \u00eei \u00een\u0219al\u0103 cu instalatorul \u0219i electricianul, \u0219i c\u0103 nici date-ul din seara asta nu va avea final fericit.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, principala cauz\u0103 a nefericirii masculine \u00een rela\u021bie stabil\u0103 este urm\u0103torul paradox: pe de o parte, e nevoia masculin\u0103 de a composta c\u00e2t mai mult, orice, oric\u00e2t, oricum, oriunde. Pe de alta, sentimentul de proprietate asupra partenerei e absolut, \u0219i dac\u0103 ea calc\u0103 str\u00e2mb, nu e doar tr\u0103darea \u00eencrederii, e ca \u0219i cum \u021bi-ar fi furat cineva portofelul.<\/p>\n<p>Ce cred eu c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat: dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 rela\u021bie solid\u0103, \u0103sta a c\u0103zut \u00een capcana iluziei stabilit\u0103\u021bii. De aceea i-a \u0219i p\u0103lit posesivitatea, pe de o parte, \u0219i a \u0219i \u00eenceput s\u0103 se uite dup\u0103 alte muieri, pe de alta.<\/p>\n<p>De aici \u0219i seara aia de confesiuni.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i confesezi ad-hoc unui boufriend chestii. N-o s\u0103 te asculte. O s\u0103 aud\u0103 bzzzz de musc\u0103, \u00een timp ce \u00een gura mare va zice, total la plesneal\u0103: &#8220;\u00eeh\u00ee&#8221;, &#8220;da&#8221; \u015fi &#8220;c\u00e2t de tare&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>-Ionele, am v\u0103zut pe unu mi\u015fto la piscin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00ceh\u00ee.<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei m\u0103 a\u015ftepta \u00een vestiar, unde m-a pus capr\u0103 peste b\u0103ncu\u0163e.<\/p>\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n<p>-Apoi, am felat toat\u0103 echipa na\u0163ional\u0103 de hochei.<\/p>\n<p>-C\u00e2t de tare.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd e cu sticle de vin, cu ascultat, cu m\u0103rturisiri \u015fi aten\u0163ie, treaba e regizat\u0103, \u015fi e regizat\u0103 special c\u0103 avea el \u00een minte o p*zd\u0103 sau dou\u0103-trei la care vrea s\u0103 marcheze.<\/p>\n<p>Tu \u0163i-ai dat acordul, drept care, v\u00e2nt \u00een p\u00e2nze.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, na belea, gagica pe care pusese el ochii a scos \u00eentre timp Excel-ul. &#8220;Da&#8217; ce sunt eu, proasta \u0103stuia? De ce s\u0103 m\u0103 culc cu \u0103sta, care are prieten\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 face swinging cu ea, e clar c\u0103 gagica e super relaxat\u0103 \u00een privin\u0163a altor femei, deci nu i-l suflu? Mai bine caut pe unu liber de obliga\u0163ii \u015fi cu poten\u0163ial de boufriend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei i-a administrat \u0163eapa de rigoare.<\/p>\n<p>Prietenul lui probabil c\u0103 te \u015fi pl\u0103cea de ceva timp, iar \u015fansa de a te avea a\u015fa, f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ii, a picat ca mana cereasc\u0103. Mai putea da al t\u0103u \u00eenapoi dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-a dat acordul \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de tine, \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de el? Ar fi reie\u0219it prea evident c\u0103 inten\u021bia lui fusese doar una egoist\u0103, all along.<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u00een timp ce voi f\u0103cea\u0163i sex, el a avut timp s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103. \u015ei s\u0103 se frustreze. \u015ei s\u0103 i se erecteze posesivitatea la loc. C\u0103 altul \u00eei are gagica, \u00een timp ce el n-are nimic. Competitivitatea lui probabil c\u0103 a luat foc.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei de aici, traseul de gelozii: Dar dac\u0103 prietenul meu o are mai mare? Dac\u0103 prietenul meu foote mai ap\u0103sat? Dac\u0103 d\u0103 limbi mai cu talent? Dac\u0103 de fapt gagic\u0103-mea a fost mereu atras\u0103 de prietenul meu, \u015fi a profitat acum de ocazie? Dac\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei megaoftica pe faptul c\u0103 altul got lucky \u015fi el nu.<\/p>\n<p>Practic, \u0103sta un buchet din cele mai nasoale, meschine \u015fi ur\u00e2te emo\u0163ii masculine. \u015ei partea cea mai oribil\u0103 e c\u0103 el a propus aranjamentul.<\/p>\n<p>Acum s\u0103 trecem la ce m-ai \u00eentrebat, \u0219i anume ce po\u021bi s\u0103 faci.<\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt, nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Pe lung, absolut nimic.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat e apucat de acest cocteil de sentimente, po\u021bi s\u0103 te faci pre\u0219 \u00een fa\u021ba lui c\u00e2t vrei tu, s\u0103 te miloge\u0219ti la el ca o bab\u0103 ortodox\u0103 la moa\u0219tele Sfintei Parascheva, po\u021bi s\u0103-i faci c\u00e2te o fela\u021bie pe or\u0103. Nu vei ob\u021bine dec\u00e2t \u0219i mai mul\u021bi draci mocni\u021bi \u0219i periodic eviden\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>E o strad\u0103 care se \u00eenfund\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t tragi mai mult de el, cu at\u00e2t va fi mai r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rerea mea e s\u0103 ini\u0163iezi tu desp\u0103r\u0163irea, c\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod sau altul, tot pe tine se va r\u0103zbuna. Dac\u0103 nu azi, peste dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu peste dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, luna viitoare. Dac\u0103-l la\u015fi singur, \u00eens\u0103, va avea timp s\u0103 evalueze c\u00e2t a fost de bou \u0219i, poate-poate, va reveni la sentimente mai bune.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu revine: are balta pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>L.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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