{"id":18106,"date":"2019-07-30T09:38:44","date_gmt":"2019-07-30T06:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18106"},"modified":"2019-07-30T09:40:58","modified_gmt":"2019-07-30T06:40:58","slug":"crant-crant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/crant-crant\/","title":{"rendered":"Cran\u021b – cran\u021b!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cartierul Titan e oaza verde a Bucure\u0219tiului. Mult\u0103 vegeta\u021bie deas\u0103 \u0219i luxuriant\u0103 printre blocuri plasate haotic pe str\u0103du\u021be \u00eenc\u00e2lcite, pe care te r\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219ti prima oar\u0103 ca acul \u00een carul de f\u00e2n. Minip\u0103rcule\u021be care \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 din toate unghiurile orice cl\u0103dire. Copaci verzi \u0219i fo\u0219nitori. Tufi\u0219uri \u00eenfrunzite, \u00eembr\u0103c\u00e2nd fiecare gard. Iarb\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103. \u0218i, \u00een unele gr\u0103dini, flori frumoase \u0219i \u00eengrijite.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 Bucure\u0219tiul e un univers de sine st\u0103t\u0103tor, cred c\u0103 raiul e \u00een cartierul Titan. Pentru iad, las cititorii s\u0103 fac\u0103 nominaliz\u0103ri \u00een sec\u021biunea de comentarii.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum mergeam eu la ale mele, bucur\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de r\u0103coarea matinal\u0103, \u0219i preg\u0103tindu-m\u0103 de canicula zilei, dintr-o gr\u0103din\u0103 superb\u0103 de bloc aud:<\/p>\n

-Cran\u021b! Cran\u021b.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit peste tufi\u0219ul care se c\u0103\u021b\u0103ra pe gard \u0219i se \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a pasional cu trunchiul unui pom al\u0103turat.<\/p>\n

\u00cen frumoasa gr\u0103din\u0103, era un motan. Un motan adorabil. Galben ca Garfield, plinu\u021b, cum le st\u0103 bine pisicilor s\u0103 fie, cu capul rotund \u0219i ochi imen\u0219i, \u0219i cu o coad\u0103 mare \u0219i flocoas\u0103. O frumuse\u021be felin\u0103, de-\u021bi venea s-o iei \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i s-o floco\u0219e\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Dar aceast\u0103 splendoare de animal avea \u00een gur\u0103 ceva. \u0218i anume, zona superioar\u0103 a unui corpu\u0219or de \u0219obolan. M\u0103ricel \u0219i \u0103la.<\/p>\n

\u0218i ce era mai scary? De\u0219i cu capul f\u0103cut cran\u021b – cran\u021b, \u0219obolanul mai d\u0103dea spasmodic din l\u0103bu\u021be, \u00een timp ce f\u0103cea balt\u0103 de s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n

Deci, Garfield pufosul, Garfield iubibilul, Garfield alintabilul tocmai lua micul dejun eco \u0219i bio, f\u0103r\u0103 E-uri. D\u0103dea cu s\u00e2nge pe plai. Halea un cap de \u0219obolan \u00eenc\u0103 par\u021bial viu, sau care abia lua cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 cu noul lui statut de defunct.<\/p>\n

\u0218i partea scary era c\u0103 tot acest gore s\u00e2ngeros nu-l f\u0103cea pe Garfield cu nimic mai pu\u021bin adorabil.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp, l\u0103bu\u021bele \u0219i corpul \u0219obolanului s-au oprit \u0219i s-au blegit, inerte, iar Garfield a l\u0103sat corpul jos, complet lipsit de cap \u0219i cu ni\u0219te chestii ro\u0219ii at\u00e2rn\u00e2nd din g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

S-a uitat sfid\u0103tor la mine, s-a lins pofticios pe bot, cu o voluptate imposibil de descris, de parc\u0103 d\u0103duse de un bol de sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i s-a reapucat.<\/p>\n

-Cran\u021b. Cran\u021b.<\/p>\n

Am plecat \u00een cele din urm\u0103, c\u0103 aveam treab\u0103. Dar ce am v\u0103zut m-a marcat intens. Mi-am zis:<\/p>\n

-Doamne, cu ce uciga\u0219 nes\u0103\u021bios stau \u00een cas\u0103. Noroc c\u0103 nu m\u0103 culc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l \u0219tiu hr\u0103nit, c\u0103 altfel. Altfel eram \u0219i eu cran\u021b – cran\u021b de mult.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>. <\/p>\n

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Cartierul Titan e oaza verde a Bucure\u0219tiului. Mult\u0103 vegeta\u021bie deas\u0103 \u0219i luxuriant\u0103 printre blocuri plasate haotic pe str\u0103du\u021be \u00eenc\u00e2lcite, pe care te r\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219ti prima...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18107,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/pisic.jpg?fit=640%2C425&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18106"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18113,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18106\/revisions\/18113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}