{"id":18180,"date":"2019-08-10T13:09:21","date_gmt":"2019-08-10T10:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18180"},"modified":"2019-08-10T13:09:21","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T10:09:21","slug":"zece-pozitii-din-care-ai-orgasm-repede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/zece-pozitii-din-care-ai-orgasm-repede\/","title":{"rendered":"Zece pozi\u021bii din care ai orgasm repede"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0102sta e un titlu pe care l-am produs \u00een glum\u0103 c\u00e2nd exemplificam c\u0103 pot scrie post\u0103ri care vor face trafic uria\u0219 \u00eenc\u0103 din premis\u0103. Iar lumea a reac\u021bionat cu oooo, dadada, vrem s\u0103 avem orgasm repede.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i atunci, ce s\u0103 fac: o s\u0103 le ofer un orgasm repede cititoarelor mele. De ce numai cititoarelor? Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii au oricum orgasm \u0219i \u00eel au mult prea repede comparativ cu nevoile multor femei. Ei poate c\u0103 ar avea nevoie de articolul: Cum s\u0103 am orgasm \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p>A fost \u0219i ziua interna\u021bional\u0103 a orgasmului, deci putem s\u0103 spunem c\u0103 suntem pe actualitate \u0219i pe sistem. Turbo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Po\u021bi avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u021bia dezinhib\u0103rii.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Societatea tradi\u021bional\u0103 se a\u0219tepta ca femeii s\u0103 NU \u00eei plac\u0103 sexul. S\u0103 \u00eel vad\u0103 exclusiv ca pe o corvoad\u0103 conjugal\u0103, destinat\u0103 satisfac\u021biei b\u0103rbatului \u0219i producerii de urma\u0219i. S\u0103 fii b\u0103nuit\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti curv\u0103 era oprobriul social cel mai mare, iar femeile erau, \u0219i multe dintre ele \u00eenc\u0103 sunt. educate s\u0103-\u0219i autocenzureze fiecare mic gest p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge, s\u0103 nu par\u0103 curve, pentru c\u0103 odat\u0103 ce au p\u0103rut curve, vine Scarao\u021bchi personal s\u0103 le arunce \u00een cazanul cu smoal\u0103 sau ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Genul acesta de educa\u021bie creeaz\u0103 un nivel de incertitudine \u0219i frustrare aproape patologic. Azi, \u0219tim destul\u0103 psihologie \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama c\u0103 nu e s\u0103n\u0103tos din nici un punct de vedere s\u0103 cari dup\u0103 tine un asemenea bagaj destructiv, mai ales \u00een condi\u021biile unei mentalit\u0103\u021bi ipocrite \u00een care, dac\u0103 tu erai h\u0103r\u021buit\u0103 \u0219i abuzat\u0103, tot tu erai de vin\u0103 c\u0103 &#8220;l-ai ispitit&#8221; pe om. Chiar dac\u0103 tu \u00ee\u0163i vedeai lini\u015ftit\u0103 de treaba ta.<\/p>\n<p>Era evident c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd pe de o parte societatea te desexualizeaz\u0103 cu sila \u015fi, pe de alta, te \u00eenvinuie\u015fte tot pe tine c\u00e2nd e\u015fti atacat\u0103 \u015fi agresat\u0103, sexul \u00eensemna orice pentru tine, numai pl\u0103cere nu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sexul devine pl\u0103cere abia din secunda \u00een care te eliberezi mintal de precondi\u0163ionarea asta stupid\u0103 \u015fi decizi c\u0103 e dreptul t\u0103u s\u0103 te bucuri de propriul corp, \u00een termenii t\u0103i. Iar cei care au o problem\u0103 cu asta se bag\u0103 unde nu le fierbe oala, de vreme ce corpul t\u0103u e responsabilitatea ta, nu patrimoniu RAAPPS.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia atrac\u0163iei autentice.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am avut recent o interac\u0163iune retardat\u0103, care a dus la na\u015fterea unui text: un gigel se o\u0163\u0103ra la mine c\u0103 dadada, nou\u0103 nu ne r\u0103spunde\u0163i la mesaj privat, dar lui Brad Pitt i-a\u0163i r\u0103spunde.<\/p>\n<p>Sigur c\u0103 i-a\u015f r\u0103spunde. Brad Pitt \u00eemi place, tu nu. \u00centreb\u0103ri?<\/p>\n<p>Am explicat \u00een acel text c\u0103 atitudinea asta, de a trage la r\u0103spundere femei care pur \u015fi simplu nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 s\u0103 te plac\u0103, pentru op\u0163iunile lor, e total deplasat\u0103. E ca \u015fi cum a\u015f veni eu s\u0103 \u0163ip la tine de ce mergi \u00een concediu \u00een Italia \u00een loc s\u0103 stai la Bucure\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 cite\u015fti zilnic lorenalupu.com. Exact: care mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii e treaba mea ce rahat faci tu cu timpul \u015fi banii t\u0103i?<\/p>\n<p>Valabil \u015fi c\u00e2nd gigei ur\u00e2\u0163i ca ni\u015fte cancere agaseaz\u0103 cu repro\u015furi femei c\u0103 prefer\u0103 frumo\u015fii.<\/p>\n<p>Textul a avut o reac\u0163ie pe contul meu personal, care ilustreaz\u0103 perfect aceast\u0103 mentalitate idioat\u0103. N-am putut r\u0103spunde, c\u0103 am ban, dar dau embed aici:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Florenalupu%2Fposts%2F10157432890993139&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"530\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 da\u0163i click \u015fi ajunge\u0163i pe Facebook, vede\u0163i comentariul unui agarici care sare s\u0103 m\u0103 mustre c\u0103 nu \u00eei v\u0103d poten\u0163ialul \u015fi mi se laud\u0103 lung c\u00e2t e el de fabulos \u015fi cum e idolul la femei.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alexander Krauss:\u00a0<span dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"_3l3x _1n4g\">Salutare, Lorena. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 pentru tine &#8220;b\u0103rbat frumos&#8221; ? Sunt un exemplar de homo sapiens de sex masculin, gras peste m\u0103sur\u0103 (1,85, 140 de kile) \u0219i relativ inestetic din punct de vedere vizual. Dar m\u0103 consider un OM frumos \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 halucinez prea\u00a0des am senza\u021bia c\u0103 ob\u021bin un feedback pozitiv, favorabil ambelor p\u0103r\u021bi, din partea exemplarelor feminine de homo sapiens cu care interac\u021bionez (majoritatea pe care le-am cunoscut o singur\u0103 dat\u0103). Sigur c\u0103 sunt un frustrat indolent, pofticios, lene\u0219 \u0219i c\u0103ruia nu-i pas\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult de aspectul fizic \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tatea lui, dar \u00een rela\u021biile cu sexul opus am convingerea c\u0103 atitudinea, comportamentul, personalitatea per ansamblu, cultura joac\u0103 un rol important. \u0218i ajut\u0103 mult. \u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, mi se pare doar mie c\u0103 \u00een postarea asta, prin &#8220;b\u0103rba\u021bi frumo\u0219i&#8221;, se \u00een\u021belege &#8220;b\u0103rba\u021bi aspectuo\u0219i&#8221; \/ pl\u0103cu\u021bi dpdv estetic \/ anatomic corec\u021bi etc. ? \u00centreb pentru mine.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Remarc\u0103m tonul de indignare absolut\u0103 cu care agariciul &#8220;relativ inestetic vizual&#8221; \u00eemi repro\u015feaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een postarea \u00een care \u00eemi descriam preferin\u0163ele, precizam &#8220;b\u0103rba\u0163i aspectuo\u015fi \/ pl\u0103cu\u0163i dpdv estetic \/ anatomic corec\u0163i&#8221; de parc\u0103 \u00eei datoram lui raport pe subiect \u015fi cum \u00eemi scotea ochii c\u0103 altele \u00eel plac, fiind ele mai profunde de fel?<\/p>\n<p>Te-a \u00eentrebat cineva ceva, b\u0103i, lab\u0103 trist\u0103 \u00een batist\u0103? Da, m\u0103 refeream exact la b\u0103rba\u0163i aspectuo\u015fi \/ pl\u0103cu\u0163i dpdv estetic \/ anatomic corec\u0163i \u015fi guess what, matahal\u0103: preferin\u0163ele mele nu sunt o zon\u0103 flexibil\u0103 la negocieri, atitudini \u015fi b\u0103\u015fini.<\/p>\n<p>Cu c\u00e2t o femeie \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 se mai lase ru\u015finat\u0103 \u015fi subminat\u0103 de genul \u0103sta de presiuni inepte \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 onest preferin\u0163ele &#8211; fie c\u0103 sunt legate de frumuse\u0163e fizic\u0103, \u00een cazul meu, de m\u00e2ini mari \u015fi puternice, \u00een cazul t\u0103u, de habar n-am ce alt aspect, \u00een cazul lui X \u015fi tot a\u015fa, cu at\u00e2t devine capabil\u0103 s\u0103 resimt\u0103 \u015fi pl\u0103cere sexual\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar majoritatea au fost educate s\u0103 dea perpetuu umil socoteal\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi cear\u0103 mereu scuze pentru propriile lor preferin\u0163e, s\u0103 caute diverse pretexte pentru care nu le place X sau Y, c\u00e2nd singurul r\u0103spuns ar trebui s\u0103 fie: &#8220;NU SUNT ATRAS\u0102.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Acela\u015fi gras care \u00ee\u015fi face reclam\u0103 de unul singur pe peretele meu, din motive de deces de l\u0103ud\u0103tori, \u015ftie s\u0103 refuze f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103 dac\u0103 se d\u0103 la el una la care coco\u015felul lui nu palpit\u0103. \u015ei lumea \u00eel aprob\u0103: &#8220;P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 dac\u0103 nu o place&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Bun. E dreptul t\u0103u s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac\u0103 ni\u015fte lucruri \u015fi s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i plac\u0103 altele, \u015fi pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0163i asumi CE \u00ce\u0162I PLACE, \u015fi renun\u0163i la orice scuze \u00een direc\u0163ia asta, o s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 resim\u0163i din ce \u00een ce mai mult\u0103 pl\u0103cere sexual\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cu c\u00e2t vei continua s\u0103 te la\u015fi presat\u0103 de genul \u0103sta de indivizi neatr\u0103g\u0103tori \u00een interac\u0163iuni lipsite de emo\u0163ie \u015fi magnetism, cu at\u00e2t libidoul t\u0103u se usuc\u0103 \u015fi cade.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia cunoa\u015fterii de sine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie mitul b\u0103rbatului ca ini\u0163iator sexual, care ia virginica ne\u015ftiutoare \u015fi o duce pe culmile pl\u0103cerii, \u015fi cred c\u0103 e cel mai perfid mit cu putin\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pe de o parte, pentru c\u0103 mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i habar nu au c\u0103 senzualitatea femeii e diferit\u0103 de a lor \u015fi c\u0103 ai nevoie de mai mult\u0103 stimulare fizic\u0103 pentru acela\u015fi nivel de excita\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i habar nu au c\u0103 fiecare femeie e diferit\u0103 \u015fi are puncte erogene diferite. Mul\u0163i aplic\u0103 una \u015fi aceea\u015fi re\u0163et\u0103 la toate gagicile, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 tu, ca o fat\u0103 bun\u0103, mimezi pl\u0103cerea, nici nu vor afla vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 sexul nu se elibereaz\u0103 pe baz\u0103 de re\u0163et\u0103 compensat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu o zic ca acuz\u0103, c\u0103 vina nu e doar a lor. Foarte multe femei sunt comunicatori teribil de necooperan\u0163i \u00een pat. Nu \u015ftiu s\u0103-\u015fi exprime nevoile \u015fi preferin\u0163ele.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ce e mai trist: multe nu-\u015fi cunosc nevoile \u015fi preferin\u0163ele. C\u0103 e treaba lui Gigel s\u0103 le &#8220;\u00eenceap\u0103&#8221; (verbul \u0103sta odios, care \u00eemi scoate peri albi.)<\/p>\n<p>Adeseori, descoperirea punctelor tale erogene personale \u015fi a lucrurilor care te fac PE TINE, nu pe Maria de la 3, s\u0103 \u0163ipi spastic de pl\u0103cere, e un traseu care se str\u0103bate de unul singur.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 altfel vine grasul de la punctul de mai sus \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i explic\u0103 la fel de arogant cum ar trebui s\u0103 ai orgasm, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i \u015fi face proces de inten\u0163ie c\u0103 n-ai avut.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 altele au.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia refuzului compromisurilor.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu mai mima orgasme pe care nu le sim\u0163i. Nu mai trage de rela\u0163ii \u00een care nu exist\u0103 pl\u0103cere fizic\u0103 real\u0103, doar s\u0103 te po\u0163i l\u0103uda pe Facebook c\u0103 e\u015fti &#8220;in a relationship&#8221;. Unii oameni nu sunt compatibili sexual cu tine \u015fi e perfect \u00een regul\u0103. Nu te l\u0103sa convins\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i lipse\u015fte \u0163ie ceva, sau c\u0103 problema e doar la tine.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu te sim\u0163i bine, comunic\u0103. Dac\u0103 omul nu te atrage real, comunic\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrei altceva, sau altcumva, comunic\u0103. Fight for your right to party, cum frumos spuneau The Beastie Boys.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia siguran\u0163ei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aici m\u0103 refer la acele rela\u0163ii \u00een care ea tot sper\u0103 c\u0103 va fi mai mult, iar el doar vine, foote \u015fi pleac\u0103. \u015ei ei \u00eencepe s\u0103-i displac\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai mult sexul, pentru c\u0103 nu vine cu acele strings la care spera ea.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 apar\u0103 acele strings, apar de la sine, pe la primele interac\u0163iuni, \u015fi apar chiar \u00eenainte s\u0103 trece\u0163i la trebu\u015foara ru\u015finoas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 unul v\u00e2neaz\u0103 doar sex sportiv, iar tu vrei hepilieverafter, nu te am\u0103gi c\u0103 sexul va fi liantul cu care \u00eel aduci pe calea cea bun\u0103. I-ai dat deja ce v\u00e2na, el e bine.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul de om care are nevoie de siguran\u0163\u0103 emo\u0163ional\u0103, cere exact asta. \u015ei nu te l\u0103sa presat\u0103, subminat\u0103, p\u0103c\u0103lit\u0103 s\u0103 accep\u0163i ni\u015fte termeni care nu-\u0163i convin.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103: nu e\u015fti parte din patrimoniul RAAPPS.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia siguran\u0163ei 2.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aici, te-ai prins, m\u0103 refer la protec\u0163ie, prezervative, anticoncep\u0163ionale \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Nimic nu e mai \u00eengrozitor \u015fi mai lipsit de magie dec\u00e2t sexul f\u0103cut cu frica \u00een s\u00e2n, c\u0103 aoleu, dac\u0103 prostul ejaculeaz\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru.<\/p>\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat needucat din punct de vedere al contracep\u0163iei \u015fi al bolilor cu transmitere sexual\u0103 e un b\u0103rbat care nerit\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 de lab\u0103. Nici nu mai simt nevoia s\u0103 argumentez mai mult.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia ini\u0163iatorului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 femeile nu ini\u0163iaz\u0103 niciodat\u0103, sau foarte rar, sex \u00een rela\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>De ce?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu ini\u0163iezi pentru c\u0103 nu e\u015fti atras\u0103, clar e\u015fti \u00een rela\u0163ia gre\u015fit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 e\u015fti atras\u0103, condu tu ostilit\u0103\u0163ile.<\/p>\n<p>E o anume ferocitate \u015fi libertate \u00een ipostaza de ini\u0163iator, un plus de feromoni \u015fi de tensiune erotic\u0103, dar nu ai cum s\u0103 afli asta dac\u0103 nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 zaci acolo \u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103 se prind\u0103 \u0103la c\u0103 tu te-ai foote.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia exploratorului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sunt femei care refuz\u0103 indignate orice propunere nou\u0103\u00a0 din partea partenerului, apoi tot ele: E a\u015faaa o rutin\u0103\u0103\u0103 \u00een rela\u0163ia noastr\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 nu orice idee sau ipostaz\u0103 nou\u0103 vor duce automat la un orgasm cu r\u0103cnete, dar niciodat\u0103 nu \u015ftii ce senza\u0163ii noi po\u0163i descoperi pe parcurs, \u015fi ce fa\u0163ete ale sexualit\u0103\u0163ii zac \u00een tine.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 exist\u0103 riscul unei experien\u0163e nasoale?<\/p>\n<p>Sigur.<\/p>\n<p>Dar a descoperi ce \u00ee\u0163i e nepl\u0103cut e la fel de important \u015fi definitoriu pentru tine ca a descoperi ce \u00ee\u0163i e pl\u0103cut.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia abandonului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aici m\u0103 refer la oamenii cerebrali, care simt nevoia s\u0103 analizeze mintal procesul \u00een timp ce \u00eel parcurg.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ar ar\u0103ta un fotbalist care, \u00een timp ce joac\u0103, are \u015fi lavalier\u0103 \u015fi comenteaz\u0103: &#8220;Aici centrez, ocazie excelent\u0103 de gol, pasez lui Titi, Titi d\u0103 la poart\u0103 \u015fi&#8230; portarul advers pareaz\u0103 cu pieptul. Ah, ce ocazie ratat\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Poate un partener s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 20 de minute de cunilingus fabulos dac\u0103 tu \u00een timpul \u0103la ai monolog interior paralel \u015fi te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 te cere de nevast\u0103 sau nu.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd faci sex, f\u0103 sex. F\u0103-o cu participare 100%. Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i \u015fi omul nu \u00ee\u0163i inspir\u0103 asta, poate c\u0103, din nou, e\u015fti \u00een rela\u0163ia nepotrivit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Po\u0163i avea mai repede orgasm din pozi\u0163ia accept\u0103rii de sine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar dac\u0103 m\u0103 crede gras\u0103?&#8221; &#8220;Dac\u0103 nu-i plac \u0163\u00e2\u0163ele mele?&#8221; &#8220;Dac\u0103 \u00eemi vede vergeturile?&#8221; &#8220;Dac\u0103&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103, dac\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103, nu era acolo atunci cu tine. Dac\u0103 e acolo, corespunzi.<\/p>\n<p>Mereu m\u0103 \u015focheaz\u0103 c\u00e2te femei absolut superbe au o list\u0103 interminabil\u0103 de pitici pe creier legat\u0103 de cum arat\u0103 \u015fi ce defecte imaginare au.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car din acest punct de vedere, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a\u0163i de la grasul care m\u0103 certa c\u0103 \u00eemi plac frumo\u015fii. Bine, nu s\u0103 \u0163ipa\u0163i la str\u0103ini de ce nu sunt atra\u015fi de colec\u0163ii de os\u00e2nz\u0103, ci s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea \u015fi dezirabilitatea e \u00een ochiul privitorului \u015fi c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0103la se uit\u0103 adorator la voi, probabil c\u0103 are motive s-o fac\u0103, drept care, sunte\u0163i perfecte a\u015fa cum sunte\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, poate c\u0103 \u0103la e atras EXACT de ceea ce crezi tu c\u0103 e un defect. Iube\u015fte-te exact cum e\u015fti, iar dac\u0103 te mai iubesc \u015fi al\u0163ii, cu at\u00e2t mai bine.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. 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