A\u015fa cum nem\u00e2nca\u0163ii v\u0103d peste tot doar m\u00e2ncare \u015fi vorbesc doar despre m\u00e2ncare, nefutu\u0163ii v\u0103d peste tot doar sex \u015fi discut\u0103 doar despre sex. De aceea, genul \u0103sta de c\u0103ca\u0163i slino\u015fi, c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit nimeresc pe una suficient de naiv\u0103, de slab\u0103 \u015fi de complexat\u0103 s-o abureasc\u0103 s\u0103 se combine cu ni\u015fte mizerii de teapa lor, devin cei mai gelo\u015fi \u015fi absurzi boufrenji de pe fa\u0163a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Pentru c\u0103 ei realmente pornesc de la exemplul propriu \u015fi proiecteaz\u0103 asupra altor b\u0103rba\u0163i disperarea de a se cupla, gher\u0163oiala agresiv\u0103, incapacitatea de a vedea \u00een femei omul, nu cumulul de celule din jurul unei g\u0103uri umede \u015fi mentalitatea dezgust\u0103toare de pr\u0103d\u0103tor care \u00eei define\u015fte pe ei.<\/p>\n
Evident, instinctul sexual e prezent \u015fi \u00een restul lumii, dar nu se manifest\u0103 a\u015fa. Te ui\u0163i la multe femei pe strad\u0103, admiri ce e de admirat \u015fi mergi mai departe. Ai colege \u015fi prietene dr\u0103gu\u0163e, nu \u00ee\u0163i displac, dar apreciezi mai mult ce reprezint\u0103 ele ca oameni \u015fi ca interlocutori. Ai o chelneri\u0163\u0103 cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e imense la restaurantul unde m\u0103n\u00e2nci meniul zilei, te ui\u0163i admirativ la ea, dar \u015ftii c\u0103 dac\u0103 te adaugi la haita de javre care caut\u0103 s-o ciupeasc\u0103 de fund, \u00ee\u0163i scuip\u0103 \u015fi \u0163ie \u00een ciorb\u0103, cum le face \u0103lora. \u015ei tot a\u015fa: multe femei atr\u0103g\u0103toare, \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt atr\u0103g\u0103toare, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti chior, discu\u0163i cu pl\u0103cere cu ele, dar nu ai nici o inten\u0163ie s\u0103-\u0163i complici via\u0163a inutil c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 extragi ceva poate veni cu implica\u0163ii greu de controlat.<\/p>\n
Pe faptul c\u0103 instinctul sexual e prezent \u015fi \u00een restul lumii se bazeaz\u0103 mizerabilul c\u00e2nd vine cu “\u0103sta vrea s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103”. Ce nu \u015ftie el este c\u0103 a) existen\u0163a instinctului sexual nu e totuna cu a b\u0103li imbecil dup\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea b) existen\u0163a instinctului sexual nu e totuna cu a h\u0103r\u0163ui imbecil pe toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci, metoda e s\u0103 te deta\u015fezi \u015fi s\u0103 acuzi.<\/p>\n
Nu, tu nu e\u015fti ca \u0103sta. Dac\u0103 erai ca \u0103sta, te purtai ca el \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i luai muile cu c\u0103cat pe care \u015fi le ia el.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Faptul c\u0103 \u0103sta vine cu tentative lamentabile de a strica o comunicare normal\u0103 vorbe\u015fte despre el, nu despre calitatea comunic\u0103rii voastre.<\/p>\n Nu l\u0103sa insinu\u0103rile lui s\u0103 te afecteze \u015fi mai ales, nu-i permite s\u0103 te triggereasc\u0103. Fii con\u015ftient(\u0103) c\u0103 d\u0103 glas doar unei nefuteri personale cronice, iar asta NU are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu tine.<\/p>\n Nu intra \u00een joc.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 negi brusc: Nu, nu vreau s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag, e ca \u015fi cum ai trata ipoteza drept valid\u0103. Ce ai de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 la\u015fi prostul s\u0103 \u015ftie c\u0103 locul lui \u00een interac\u0163iune nu se acordase in the first place.<\/p>\n “Care e problema, Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103, te-au banat \u0103\u015ftia de pe Pornhub?”<\/p>\n \u015ei cu c\u00e2t prostul se va \u00eenver\u015funa \u00een insinu\u0103ri – pentru c\u0103 asta fac pro\u015ftii, e singurul combustibil care-i face s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 –\u00a0 \u0163ine-l \u00eentr-un roast relaxat \u015fi superior despre cum e obosit de lab\u0103, cum \u00ee\u015fi bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 doar dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 i-o trag\u0103 \u015fi cum e foarte trist s\u0103-\u0163i extragi impresiile despre oameni din filozofia profund\u0103 a capodoperei cinematografice “Blonde fierbin\u0163i fac anal zgomotos”.<\/p>\n Nimice\u015fte idiotul cu un z\u00e2mbet. E\u015fti mai bun dec\u00e2t el pe toate planurile \u015fi te po\u0163i distra de cum se zbate s\u0103 mai g\u0103seasc\u0103 ceva de m\u0103c\u0103it. Savureaz\u0103-i umilin\u0163a. F\u0103-l s\u0103 se ru\u015fineze de propria nimicnicie.<\/p>\n \u015ei a\u015fa, \u00eei vei induce relaxare \u015fi persoanei cu care discutai.<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n Poate c\u0103 r\u0103zbunarea e arma prostului, dar sunt cazuri c\u00e2nd o pot folosi \u015fi inteligen\u0163ii.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. 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