{"id":18204,"date":"2019-08-15T12:08:35","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T09:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18204"},"modified":"2019-08-15T14:48:04","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T11:48:04","slug":"parenting-de-nota-zece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/parenting-de-nota-zece\/","title":{"rendered":"Parenting de nota zece"},"content":{"rendered":"

Metrou.
\nParantez\u0103: De c\u00e2te ori scriu s\u0103 merg cu metroul, se g\u0103sesc doi-trei snobi s\u0103 comenteze c\u0103 vaaai, drag\u0103\u0103\u0103, dar n-ai bani de taxi, \u015fi de fiecare dat\u0103 r\u0103spund acela\u015fi lucru: Taxi iau c\u00e2nd m\u0103 gr\u0103besc foarte, foarte tare undeva, altminteri \u00eemi place la nebunie s\u0103 merg cu metroul.
\nMetroul e via\u0163\u0103, metroul e colec\u021bie de \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri \u0219i de personaje servite de-a gata, metroul e iubire. Metrorex, reclama ta aici, lol.<\/p>\n

Deci, ieri mergeam eu la treburi cu metroul. Or\u0103 relativ liber\u0103, se circula de parc\u0103 \u021bi-ar fi \u00eenchiriat m\u0103-ta vagon de metrou. La un moment dat, aten\u021bie, se deschid u\u0219ile, \u0219i urc\u0103 o mam\u0103 cu un copila\u0219 de v\u00e2rst\u0103 pre\u0219colar\u0103. Ei se a\u0219az\u0103 pe exact \u0219irul de scaune pe care st\u0103team \u0219i eu.<\/p>\n

Acum, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103rturisesc c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd cu frizura asta scurt\u0103 \u0219i par\u021bial ras\u0103 \u00een cap, mi-a crescut popularitatea \u00een r\u00e2ndurile copiilor de zici c\u0103-s Radio Itsy Bitsy. \u0218i \u0103sta mic nu face excep\u021bie. \u00cencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 pa\u0219i mari \u0219i haio\u0219i de-a lungul scaunelor spre mine: Sunt un dinozaur!!! Haaaaa. Sunt un dinozaur, haaaaaaa!<\/p>\n

Eu a\u0219teptam cu inima c\u00e2t un purice s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 maic\u0103-sa s\u0103 \u021bipe.<\/p>\n

Da, reflex din copil\u0103rie. Orice mic\u0103 n\u0103zb\u00e2tie declan\u0219a instant monologul de for\u021b\u0103 al mamei eroine:<\/p>\n

“E\u015fti un copil \u00eengrozitor. Cel mai r\u0103u \u015fi mai oribil copil din lume. Ce am gre\u015fit \u015fi cui s\u0103 te merit pe tine? Dac\u0103 nu te potole\u015fti, \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 de-\u0163i sar mucii-n tavan.”<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu era doar mama a\u015fa. Toat\u0103 genera\u0163ia ei p\u0103rea s\u0103 fi parcurs \u015fcoala de mame la aceea\u015fi unitate. \u0162ipai la copil din orice, \u0163ipai pentru orice prostioar\u0103 insignifiant\u0103, \u0163ipai c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cerea \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103, \u0163ipai c\u0103 nu se pricepea s\u0103 fac\u0103 lucruri, \u015fi c\u00e2nd nu-\u0163i d\u0103dea motiv de \u0163ipat, \u0163ipai oricum, s\u0103 nu-\u0163i ie\u015fi din exerci\u0163iu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dup\u0103 aia, aveau \u015fi preten\u0163ia s\u0103 le iube\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 le respec\u0163i, lol.<\/p>\n

Ei, cum se d\u0103dea \u00een spectacol copila\u015ful, maic\u0103-sa spune:<\/p>\n

-Stai pu\u0163in, vreau s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva important.<\/p>\n

Copilul se opre\u015fte mirat.<\/p>\n

-Tu e\u015fti dinozaur carnivor sau ierbivor?<\/p>\n

Copila\u015ful st\u0103 serios, \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat \u015fi \u00eencruntat, s\u0103 mediteze serios la problem\u0103. O analizeaz\u0103 profund pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile, parc\u0103 vezi \u00een ochi\u015forii lui tabelul plusurilor \u015fi minusurilor. Timp \u00een care, evident, se cumin\u0163e\u0219te natural.<\/p>\n

-Carnivor!<\/p>\n

“\u0218i ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci dac\u0103 e\u0219ti dinozaur carnivor?”<\/p>\n

Aici, pu\u0219tiul e sigur pe sine:<\/p>\n

“Bomboane!”<\/p>\n

Pe mine m\u0103 pufne\u0219te deja r\u00e2sul.<\/p>\n

“De ce bomboane, dac\u0103 e\u015fti carnivor?”<\/p>\n

“\u00cemi plac.”<\/p>\n

\u0218i acesta, stima\u021bi spectatori, este parenting.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe Reddit<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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