{"id":18213,"date":"2019-08-16T17:58:43","date_gmt":"2019-08-16T14:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18213"},"modified":"2019-08-16T18:28:33","modified_gmt":"2019-08-16T15:28:33","slug":"barbati-nu-fiti-orlando-femei-evitati-l-pe-orlando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barbati-nu-fiti-orlando-femei-evitati-l-pe-orlando\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rba\u0163i, nu fi\u0163i orlando. Femei, evita\u0163i-l pe orlando."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Voi folosi acum termenul de orlando ca pe un substantiv comun, pentru c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de creatur\u0103 este relativ comun\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cemi vedeam eu lini\u015ftit\u0103 de treburi pe pagina mea, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103, m-a onorat cu vizita un orlando. F\u0103r\u0103 glum\u0103, chiar a\u015fa \u00eel cheam\u0103. \u015ei a \u00eenceput s\u0103 peroreze. Click pe foto pentru m\u0103rire.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/prost.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18214\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/prost.jpg?resize=300%2C253&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/prost.jpg?resize=300%2C253&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/prost.jpg?resize=150%2C127&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/prost.jpg?w=499&amp;ssl=1 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Momentul \u00een care un individ se refer\u0103 la ni\u015fte persoane vii, cu g\u00e2nduri \u015fi sentimente, cu mam\u0103 \u015fi tat\u0103, cu vise \u015fi dezam\u0103giri, ca la &#8220;bunuri deteriorate&#8221; e momentul \u00een care, din punctul meu de vedere, moare francul. \u015ei tocmai de aceea, am continuat s\u0103 dialoghez cu Orlando, pentru c\u0103 nu e singurul orlando de pe net. Mai sunt mul\u0163i orlando, \u015fi maniera lor de g\u00e2ndire otr\u0103ve\u015fte at\u00e2t vie\u0163ile b\u0103rba\u0163ilor care se las\u0103 dresa\u0163i \u00een aceast\u0103 mentalitate, c\u00e2t \u015fi pe ale femeilor care se pomenesc \u00een ipostaza \u00een care \u00eel credeai pe unul prieten, l-ai ajutat cu 4046789 de lucruri de c\u00e2te ori a avut nevoie, \u015fi apoi brusc reiese c\u0103 \u00een tot acest timp el credea c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 te f**\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, se pi\u015f\u0103 cu jet pe tot ajutorul t\u0103u din trecut \u015fi se apuc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 mizerii.<\/p>\n<p>Iar fazele de genul \u00ee\u0163i erodeaz\u0103 major disponibilitatea de a fi bun cu al\u0163ii, de a ajuta, de a acorda timp \u015fi energie. \u00cen fond, de ce s\u0103 o faci, dac\u0103 toate astea nu sunt apreciate? Nu mai bine \u00ee\u0163i vezi de lini\u015ftea \u015fi treburile tale, \u015fi dac\u0103 vrea cineva vreun serviciu de la tine, s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, \u015fi la revedere?<\/p>\n<p>Rezultatul direct sunt aceste feministe furioase care iau foc de cum roste\u015fte cineva cuv\u00e2ntul &#8220;b\u0103rbat&#8221; \u015fi \u0163ip\u0103 s\u0103 fie castra\u0163i to\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei am insistat, s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 orlando a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 ne referim la o prietenie:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lorena Lupu Artist Page tu real \u00eemi vorbe\u0219ti despre ni\u015fte oameni ca despre &#8220;bunuri deteriorate&#8221;??? nu le-ai fost prieten \u0103lora nici din gre\u015feal\u0103 dac\u0103 vorbe\u015fti a\u015fa despre ele.<\/p>\n<p>Posa Orlando :))&#8230;.e\u0219ti prieten p\u00e2n\u0103 e\u0219ti tratat k atare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lorena Lupu Artist Page Posa Orlando p\u0103i din c\u00e2te se pare, tu nu le tratezi pe ele ca atare. sau dac\u0103 un prieten b\u0103rbat se combin\u0103 cu o femeie nepotrivit\u0103 e \u015fi el &#8220;bunuri deteriorate&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Posa Orlando E dac\u0103 dup\u0103 se duce la fosta s\u0103-l trateze<\/p>\n<p>Lorena Lupu Artist Page Posa Orlando majoritatea FIX asta fac. dar \u00een postarea ini\u0163ial\u0103 tu ziceai &#8220;prietene&#8221;, nu &#8220;foste&#8221;. \u015ftii diferen\u0163a \u00eentre prietenie \u015fi rela\u0163ie, nu?<\/p>\n<p>Posa Orlando :)) diferen\u021ba e k noi nu facem diferen\u021ba&#8230; Aia nu \u00een\u021belege\u021bi voi&#8230;.pentru noi toate prietenele sunt poten\u021biale &#8220;iubite&#8221; &#8230; E a\u0219a greu sa \u00een\u021belegi un lucru at\u00e2t de simplu? Damn !!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A\u015fadar, masculul de tip orlando are impresia c\u0103 prietenii lui care accidental de\u0163in vagin au toate obliga\u0163ia s\u0103-l trateze &#8220;k atare&#8221;, \u015fi c\u0103 prietenia cu femei presupune un set diferit de obliga\u0163ii din partea lor fa\u0163\u0103 de prietenia cu b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Sigur, din partea ta ca femeie, prietenia func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 ca orice prietenie normal\u0103, te ajut la nevoie, m\u0103 aju\u0163i la nevoie, pun o vorb\u0103 pentru tine, pui o vorb\u0103 pentru mine, v\u0103d ce pot s\u0103 fac dac\u0103 ai dat de necaz \u015fi reciproc.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een tot acest timp, orlanzii meditau obsesiv la pizda ta \u015fi cum ar putea s\u0103 procedeze s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acolo, pentru c\u0103 altfel nu sunt trata\u0163i &#8220;k atare&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ne e clar tuturor, b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei deopotriv\u0103, k orlanzii habar nu au s\u0103 fie prieteni, \u015fi c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 investi\u0163ia de timp \u015fi aten\u0163ie a nim\u0103nui?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ba mie nu mie klar&#8221;, sare acum \u015fi aici comentac Gigi toxic. &#8220;Eu sunt maskul ferok \u015fi nus preten ku femei dekt dak o pun p tav\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, b\u0103rba\u0163i, urm\u0103ri\u0163i-m\u0103 \u00een analogia mea.<\/p>\n<p>Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 ai un prieten bun b\u0103rbat. M\u0103car cu b\u0103rba\u0163i pute\u0163i \u015fi voi s\u0103 fi\u0163i prieteni, sau cel pu\u0163in a\u015fa sper. Tu \u00eel aju\u0163i pe c\u00e2te ori are nevoie, ai \u00eencredere \u00een el. \u015ei la un moment dat, pe la trei noaptea, c\u00e2nd veni\u0163i u\u015for ab\u0163igui\u0163i de la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 te maseze brusc la buci.<\/p>\n<p>-Vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103 fiu tratat k atare.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa, pur \u015fi simplu. Cam c\u00e2t de dezgusta\u0163i \u015fi de profund tr\u0103da\u0163i \u00een \u00eencrederea \u015fi prietenia voastr\u0103 a\u0163i fi?<\/p>\n<p>Cam c\u00e2t de insult\u0103tor e s\u0103 afli c\u0103 unicul lucru pe care-l aprecia un orlando la tine e faptul c\u0103 ai o gaur\u0103 moale \u00een cur \u015fi c\u0103 poate la un moment dat o s\u0103-l la\u015fi \u015fi pe el acolo?<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i n-a\u0163i fi preferat s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i din prima cum st\u0103 treaba \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 p\u0103stra\u0163i timpul \u015fi tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fia pentru cineva care \u015ftie s\u0103 le pre\u0163uiasc\u0103 la justa lor valoare?<\/p>\n<p>Ei, exact a\u015fa ne sim\u0163im \u015fi noi c\u00e2nd interac\u0163ion\u0103m cu mentalitatea de orlando.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, faptul c\u0103 suntem prieteni nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt poten\u0163iala ta iubit\u0103. \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 avem o alian\u0163\u0103 de ajutor reciproc \u015fi sus\u0163inere \u00eentr-o lume \u00een care, one\u015fti s\u0103 fim, ajutorul \u015fi sus\u0163inerea sunt rare \u015fi cu at\u00e2t mai valoroase.<\/p>\n<p>Nu po\u0163i aprecia asta?<\/p>\n<p>Nu sunt pentru tine dec\u00e2t prelungirea unui vagin?<\/p>\n<p>OK, pa la revedere, \u015fi data viitoare c\u00e2nd ai nevoie de ceva, \u00ee\u0163i spun \u015fi c\u00e2t te cost\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 prietena ta &#8211; punctez PRIETENA TA, nu iubita ta, nimere\u015fte un b\u0103rbat nepotrivit \u015fi sufer\u0103, cam c\u00e2t de inuman \u015fi grosolan e s-o etichetezi drept &#8220;bunuri deteriorate&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>E exact mentalitatea aia ortodox\u0103 grosolan\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 o femeie nu mai e virgin\u0103, e &#8220;stricat\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen m\u0103sura \u00een care ai astfel de baremuri de evaluare fa\u0163\u0103 de alt om, am o veste pentru tine: nu \u00eei e\u015fti prieten \u015fi nu i-ai fost niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Acum, ce fac ace\u015fti orlando foarte vocal \u015fi insistent este s\u0103 te conving\u0103 c\u0103 to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt a\u015fa. \u015ei, spre norocul nostru, \u015ftim c\u0103 nu sunt. Sunt o mul\u0163ime de b\u0103rba\u0163i care stau de vorb\u0103 cu diverse femei, de la vecina lor pensionar\u0103 la fata dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 de la bilete \u015fi nu li se pare c\u0103 simpla interac\u0163iune ar trebui s\u0103 se traduc\u0103 \u00een sex, acum sau la un moment dat.<\/p>\n<p>Problema e c\u0103 orlanzii caut\u0103 mereu s\u0103-i modeleze \u015fi pe restul s\u0103 fie ca ei, pentru c\u0103, cu c\u00e2t atmosfera \u00eentre sexe e mai toxic\u0103, cu at\u00e2t le e mai u\u015for lor s\u0103 abereze c\u0103 vezi, toate femeile sunt nebune \u015fi trebuie \u00eenchise \u00eenapoi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n<p>Pe de alt\u0103 parte, karma chiar este a female dog, \u015fi dup\u0103 ce tr\u0103dezi suficiente prietenii cu obsesia ta dup\u0103 pizd\u0103, la un moment dat o s\u0103 \u0163i se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva nasol. A\u015fa e via\u0163a. Rahatul \u0163i se \u00eentoarce mereu, \u015fi nu o dat\u0103, \u00eei vezi pe orlanzi la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e singuri \u00een \u015fan\u0163 sau tr\u0103g\u00e2nd de o bere la o bodeg\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ce vreau s\u0103 spun este:<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rba\u0163i, nu fi\u0163i orlando. Nu ini\u0163ia\u0163i prietenii cu scopul unic de a extrage sex de acolo, pentru c\u0103 de multe ori n-o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple \u015fi apoi tot voi o s\u0103 fi\u0163i orlando furioso.<\/p>\n<p>Porni\u0163i de la premisa c\u0103 nimeni nu ne datoreaz\u0103 sex, c\u0103 dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 e bine dar dac\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, e dreptul celuilalt s\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mple, \u015fi ve\u0163i evita o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de frustr\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 v\u0103 spun eu de acum: femeile cu care sunte\u0163i prieteni v\u0103 consider\u0103 prieteni. Cu tot ce e bun \u00eentr-o prietenie. Vor mi\u015fca resurse \u015fi pile dac\u0103 ave\u0163i o problem\u0103. Dar nu v\u0103 vor f*te pentru c\u0103 nu asta e ideea \u00een conceptul de prietenie.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu pute\u0163i aprecia ce are alt om de oferit c\u00e2nd nu vine la pachet \u015fi cu sex, nu merita\u0163i prietenia nim\u0103nui.<\/p>\n<p>Femei, \u0163ine\u0163i-i departe pe orlando.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia-s c\u0103c\u0103narii c\u0103rora le \u00eentinde\u0163i o m\u00e2n\u0103 dac\u0103 au o problem\u0103, \u015fi apoi, c\u00e2nd ave\u0163i voi una, ve\u0163i afla cu stupoare c\u0103 sunte\u0163i &#8220;bunuri deteriorate&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Fi\u0163i distante \u015fi precaute, p\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 convinge\u0163i c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i de a face cu genul \u0103sta de idiot.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi vine c\u00e2te un tip:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Toate femeile sunt at\u00e2t de reci \u015fi rele.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Da. Pe motiv de orlando.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voi folosi acum termenul de orlando ca pe un substantiv comun, pentru c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de creatur\u0103 este relativ comun\u0103. \u00cemi vedeam eu lini\u015ftit\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Bang-head-on-brick-wall.jpg?fit=950%2C454&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18213"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18217,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213\/revisions\/18217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}