Printre cele c\u00e2teva subiecte dezb\u0103tute de tine, mi-a r\u0103s\u0103rit \u0219i mie s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi scriu ceva. Am \u00eencredere \u00een viziunea \u0219i imagina\u021bia ta.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
Faza e a\u0219a:<\/strong><\/div>\n
Some long term relationship goes fucked up, merg la traditionalul loc de poc\u0103in\u021b\u0103, invitat de un prieten care tocmai \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea mea culpa \u0219i el c\u0103 nu-i ie\u0219ea discu\u021bia cu nevasta, \u0219i \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 ne fim psiholog unul altuia, c\u0103 na, ne trebuie c\u00e2te o palm\u0103 pe um\u0103r sau dupa ceaf\u0103 c\u00e2teodat\u0103 s\u0103 ne revenim.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\u00cen barul indicat, o tip\u0103 face c\u0103r\u021bile cu Bachus. \u00cen doi timpi \u0219i o comand\u0103 mai “atent\u0103”, r\u0103m\u00e2nem cu c\u00e2te un z\u00e2mbet fiecare. Eu merg la mas\u0103 cu amicul meu, t\u0103cem de zor vreo 15 minute de priviri (eram la separeu la fum\u0103tori, singuri), c\u00e2nd apare dom’\u0219oara cu g\u00e2nd s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva aranj\u0103ri la nimic deranjat. Clar, nu m-am ab\u021binut,\u0219i c\u00e2nd a trecut \u00eenapoi, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, o supun scurt:\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
– Stai pu\u021bin!<\/strong><\/div>\n
-\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a Ce?<\/strong><\/div>\n
-Pirueta!<\/strong><\/div>\n
-Adic\u0103?<\/strong><\/div>\n
-\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude08 Piruetaa…!<\/strong><\/div>\n
-\ud83d\ude04…..<\/strong><\/div>\n
\u0218i execut\u0103.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dup\u0103 ce colegul \u0219i-a primit doza de afec\u021biune prieteneasc\u0103, \u0219i-a f\u0103cut curaj s\u0103 cumpere un buchet de flori \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze la ce a gre\u0219it sau nu nevesti-sii, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-l adormea vinul.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Eliberat, m\u0103 \u00eendrept catre \u021bint\u0103. Blabla… a\u0219tept vreo or\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 \u0219i plec\u0103m. Unde? S\u0103 admir\u0103m luna. Ceva foarte frumos, \u0219tiu eu locul magic, surpriz\u0103, \u00eel \u0219tia \u0219i ea. Ne pierdem \u00een gesturi tandre \u0219i aproape c\u0103. Numai c\u0103 la un moment dat, am \u00eencetinit av\u00e2ntul pu\u021bin, s\u0103 fiu cumva sigur c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Fata ezit\u0103, e ok, \u0219i continu\u0103m cu discu\u021bii, dup\u0103 care-i propun s\u0103 mergem fiecare la el acas\u0103, desigur oferindu-m\u0103 s\u0103 o las pe ea, la locul ei, dac\u0103 dore\u0219te.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Pup, papa, mai vorbim.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Eu:-c\u00e2nd?<\/strong><\/div>\n
-m\u00e2ine po\u021bi?<\/strong><\/div>\n
-sigur!<\/strong><\/div>\n
A doua zi, se \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 atent preg\u0103tit\u0103, dar cu un total alt tonus. Cam agitat\u0103.<\/strong><\/div>\n
V\u0103d, \u00een\u021beleg, m\u0103 limitez doar la o plimbare u\u0219oar\u0103, pove\u0219ti \u0219i at\u00e2t.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dup\u0103 un timp, o \u00eentreb dac\u0103 se simte bine sau a intervenit ceva, pentru c\u0103 schimbarea a devenit evident\u0103.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Nu, fata nu are nimic.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Ok, dar nu m-am apropiat mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i deschid o u\u0219\u0103, sau s\u0103-i trag un scaun.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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La sf\u00e2r\u0219it, ea:<\/strong><\/div>\n
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A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 ne mai vedem…<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Eu\ud83e\udd14(hai s\u0103 mai dau o \u0219ans\u0103) <\/strong>Ok!<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\u00centr-o zi ulterioar\u0103, ne g\u0103sim cum stabilisem, blabla, avem chimie \u0219i atmosfer\u0103, \u0219i lucrurile curg inexplicabil de calm \u0219i lin spre sex. Nu mai a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 ajungem acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 ma\u0219ina ne-a primit cu portierele \u00eencuiate de pe din\u0103untru. Ce am tr\u0103it apoi a fost de ordinul psihanalizei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
Eu o “desfac”, nu se opune, dar apoi \u00eemi cere s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc chiar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eencep. :\/<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dac\u0103 insistam, era viol, deci \u00eemi place mai mult liber. \u0218i ajut cu ambalajul la pus la loc, bag vreo trei \u021big\u0103ri rachet\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103 o lu\u0103m din loc s\u0103 ne \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiem. Nu apuc s\u0103 bag cheia \u00een contact, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 degetele pe bra\u021bul meu, se urc\u0103 pe mine, m\u0103 despacheteaz\u0103 ea \u0219i ajungem iar la versul lui B\u0103nic\u0103 jr, c\u00e2nd strig\u0103 ea din nou Vetaaaa!!! \u0218i yo iar \u00eemi reparam chiuveta!<\/strong><\/div>\n
De data asta, f\u0103r\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri, blan\u0103 spre cas\u0103. S\u0103 o las, c\u0103 deh, chiar dac\u0103 merita dat\u0103 jos acolo unde era \u0219i l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 admire natura, nu a\u0219 face asta din respect pentru femei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
Ajung \u00een fa\u021ba casei ei, nu st\u0103tea departe, cam la jum\u0103tate de pachet de Davidoff, legate.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Aici, o a treia tentativ\u0103 de ce ar fi trebuit s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple, probabil, din prima.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
Eject fata mea era \u00een mine, dar am l\u0103sat-o totu\u0219i s\u0103 aleag\u0103 ea momentul \u00een care coboar\u0103, nush dc, probabil oi fi \u0219i eu ceva masochist sau nu am habar. <\/strong>Ajung la mine \u00eentr-un complet de judecat\u0103 format din mine, eu, \u0219i cel mai oropsit aparat din organismul meu.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Trec zile \u0219i mai primesc c\u00e2te un “cmf”, dc nu \u00eemi r\u0103spunzi, \u0219i bla. \u0218tiu, maso. Era mai bine ban\u0219iblock. Dar, scuz\u0103-mi imaturitatea. \u00cen ap\u0103rarea mea, tipa chiar arat\u0103 bine pentru mine.<\/strong><\/div>\n
\u00centr-o sear\u0103 t\u00e2rzie, \u00eemi scrie multe chestii, nu are feedback, a\u0219a c\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103 cu block.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Aici, jur c\u0103 eram cu scrollul s\u0103 g\u0103sesc butonul magic antinehot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 sun\u0103. La care mi se a\u0219tern cele mai sincere afirma\u021bii \u0219i declara\u021bii de dragoste \u0219i de dorin\u021b\u0103<\/strong>, de la cea care m\u0103 ruga s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc c\u0103 nu \u0219tia ce are.<\/strong><\/div>\n
\u0218i tortul de pe cirea\u0219\u0103 a venit c\u00e2nd mi s-a confesat:<\/strong><\/div>\n
“\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, vreau, dar nu vreau s\u0103 o fac cu tine, dar \u00eemi placi mult \u0219i nu vreau s\u0103 te pierd, dar acum nu pot fi cu tine, pentru c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 te fac s\u0103 suferi, dar vreau s\u0103 mi-o tragi. \u0218i vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi spui cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu noi, nu m\u0103 l\u0103sa, te rog, nu \u00eemi \u00eenchide!”<\/strong><\/div>\n
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-Vorbim cel mai bine m\u00e2ine. Dac\u0103 nu vrei sex, dar vrei s\u0103 mai vorbim, e ok, \u00een\u021beleg nevoia de afec\u021biune \u0219i \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care nu m\u0103 afecteaz\u0103, pot s\u0103-\u021bi fiu prieten.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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-Dar eu nu vreau asta, te vreau, dar nu vreau s\u0103 fiu cu tine. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi, \u00eemi placi foarte mult, dar nu pot fi cu tine.<\/strong><\/div>\n
-Bun, \u0219i atunci ce vrei de la mine?<\/strong><\/div>\n
-Nici nu \u0219tiu, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i \u00een pace, dar c\u00e2nd te v\u0103d, te vreau, nu \u0219tiu ce am.<\/strong><\/div>\n
-Atunci hai s\u0103 ne avem, \u0219i vedem ce plm iese dup\u0103 aia!<\/strong><\/div>\n
– Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic….<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Nu cred c\u0103 trage ceva bun, st\u0103 cu parin\u021bii, are 31 de ani, nem\u0103ritat\u0103 vreodat\u0103, nu are rela\u021bie, nu copii.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Acum….nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e cazul de vreun sfat, dar zic c\u0103 a meritat timpul s\u0103-\u021bi scriu. \u0218i poate \u0219i pe al t\u0103u s\u0103 cite\u0219ti.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Cu mult respect,\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
X.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Drag\u0103 X,<\/div>\n
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Bine ai venit \u00een lumea minunat\u0103 a oamenilor care nu \u015ftiu ce vor. Ar vrea \u015fi un lucru, \u015fi opusul lui, \u015fi te freac\u0103 la cap cu o decizie, \u015fi peste dou\u0103 ore te sun\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 s-au r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit, \u015fi tonul lor pare verdict irevocabil. Peste alte trei zile, te sun\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 s-au mai g\u00e2ndit \u015fi c\u0103 nu e chiar a\u015fa, \u015fi tr\u0103iesc un roman de dragoste at\u00e2t de captivant \u015fi de viforos de unii singuri, folosindu-te pe tine drept figura eroului de la distan\u0163\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t aproape c\u0103 \u0163i-e mil\u0103 s\u0103 deranjezi.<\/div>\n
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Exist\u0103 din \u0103\u015ftia de ambele sexe \u015fi to\u0163i am trecut prin te vreau, dar nu te vreau, adic\u0103 te vreau, dar nu chiar acum, \u015fi nu chiar la modul \u0103sta, \u015fi totu\u015fi, nu pot s\u0103 renun\u0163 la tine, parc\u0103 sunt nebun, tu nu-\u0163i dai seama ce \u00eemi faci, oioioi.<\/div>\n
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Mie mi se pare c\u0103 \u0163ine de foarte marea nesiguran\u0163\u0103 cu sine \u00eensu\u015fi sau \u00eens\u0103\u015fi a persoanei care face genul \u0103sta de jocule\u0163e. \u015ei e decizia ta dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te joci de-a “\u00cen deriv\u0103” cu ei sau preferi s\u0103-\u0163i cru\u0163i timpul \u015fi s\u0103 te ocupi de lucruri mai utile \u0163ie.<\/div>\n
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Legat de tipa de care zici, nu trebuia s\u0103 precizezi tu c\u0103 era nem\u0103ritat\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rela\u0163ie. Mie din ce mi-ai povestit mi s-a relevat comportamentul \u015fi atitudinea de virgin\u0103 t\u00e2rzie, sau cel pu\u0163in de virginica liceului care avea un crush pe golanul cu corigen\u0163e, i-a tras-o \u0103la o dat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 preludiu \u015fi a l\u0103sat-o cu respectul de sine vrai\u015fte.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei care se teme c\u0103 o s\u0103 faci \u015fi tu la fel.<\/div>\n
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Av\u00e2nd 31 de ani, probabil c\u0103 o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 pizma mai grav dec\u00e2t un nivel avansat de Pac-Man 30th anniversary (vezi, \u015fi \u0103la tot treizeci), \u015fi de aceea se \u015fi freac\u0103 de tine \u00een ne\u015ftire. Dar pentru c\u0103 mintal nu a evoluat de la virginica pe care a necinstit-o \u0103la, nu \u015ftie s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103-i e fric\u0103 c-o la\u015fi \u015fi tu cu cear\u015faful p\u0103tat s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 singur\u0103, \u015fi se comport\u0103 teribil de dubios.<\/div>\n
Probabil c\u0103 te \u015fi place, \u015fi de aceea a doua zi ar\u0103ta super aranjat\u0103, dar era mega agitat\u0103. Puteai s-o \u00eentrebi \u015fi tu care e problema, nu s\u0103 consideri din start c\u0103 nu te dore\u015fte.<\/div>\n
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Mbun. Faptul c\u0103 specul\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 lucrurile astea, \u015fi probabil c\u0103 estim\u0103rile mele sunt corecte, nu r\u0103spunde \u015fi la \u00eentrebarea: cum fac s\u0103 nu mai fie dubioas\u0103.<\/div>\n
Pentru c\u0103 oamenii nu au un buton magic pe care \u00eel ape\u015fi \u015fi brusc \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 fie cretini \u015fi dubio\u015fi.<\/div>\n
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Eu a\u015f merge pe \u00eentrebarea foarte direct\u0103: De ce te temi de fapt?<\/div>\n
H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103. Eu s\u0103 m\u0103 tem? Nu m\u0103 tem de nimic, glume\u015fti, lol.<\/div>\n
Ba te temi. De aia te por\u0163i ca o idioat\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi spui care e worst case scenario din mintea ta, nu am cum s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i confirm sau infirm temerile.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei dac\u0103 insist\u0103 \u00een a face pe prostul sau proasta.<\/div>\n
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\u015etii ceva, suiti pai, secretul fericirii cu mine e comunicarea onest\u0103. Nu sunt nici trage-mpinge, nici hopa Mitic\u0103, nici hopa hopa Penelopa. C\u00e2nd ai chef de o discu\u0163ie pe bune, m\u0103 anun\u0163i. \u015ei atunci \u00eemi spui \u015fi ce proiec\u0163ii t\u00e2mpite \u00ee\u0163i faci, ca s\u0103 \u015ftiu cu ce ne confrunt\u0103m.<\/div>\n
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\u00centre timp, \u00een nemuritoarele cuvinte ale lui terminator al doilea, hasta la vista, beibi.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei pleci.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei faza cu frecatul de tine p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pragul sexului o opre\u015fti tot prin punere de picior \u00een prag:<\/div>\n
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-Tu realizezi c\u0103 e aiurea fa\u0163\u0103 de mine s\u0103 m\u0103 aduci p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-un punct \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u015fi a\u015fa?<\/div>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103… herp derp… te vreau… nu te vreau.<\/div>\n
-Uite cum facem. Nu pui m\u00e2na pe mine \u00een niciun fel dec\u00e2t c\u00e2nd \u015ftii ce vrei, iar c\u00e2nd o pui, e ca sunatul la serviciul de clien\u0163i: continuarea conversa\u0163iei implic\u0103 acceptul t\u0103u.<\/div>\n
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C\u00e2nd \u0103l\u0103lalt nu \u015ftie ce vrea, e cazul s\u0103 preiei tu volanul. \u015ei s\u0103 decizi dac\u0103 oferta merit\u0103 s\u0103 mergi mai departe sau s\u0103 tragi pe dreapta.<\/div>\n
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Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/div>\n
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