{"id":18235,"date":"2019-08-21T09:06:23","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T06:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18235"},"modified":"2019-08-21T09:06:23","modified_gmt":"2019-08-21T06:06:23","slug":"sarutari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sarutari\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103rut\u0103ri"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Cum o s\u0103-i explic<\/p>\n

Copilului meu<\/p>\n

C\u0103 doi b\u0103rba\u021bi<\/p>\n

Se s\u0103rut\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Simplu.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd dragostea e mare,<\/p>\n

sexul nu mai conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Devenim spirite<\/p>\n

\u0219i ne \u00eencol\u0103cim spiralat<\/p>\n

spre ceruri.<\/p>\n

Acum e r\u00e2ndul meu:<\/p>\n

Cum o s\u0103 explic<\/p>\n

copiilor mei<\/p>\n

c\u0103 anual<\/p>\n

mai multe mii de babe<\/p>\n

stau la coad\u0103<\/p>\n

s\u0103 s\u0103rute buc\u0103\u021bi dintr-un cadavru?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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***<\/p>\n

Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>. Sau, mai nou, devino parte a comunit\u0103\u021bii mele pe Reddit<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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