-Iubitule, \u021bi se pare c\u0103 sunt gras\u0103?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103.<\/p>\n
-De ce ezi\u021bi? Hai, recunoa\u0219te, m-am \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at. Spune-mi-o \u00een ochi.<\/p>\n
-Mie \u00eemi placi exact cum e\u0219ti \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi spun \u00een ochi.<\/p>\n
-\u0218i cum sunt?<\/p>\n
-Special\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u0218i mai cum?<\/p>\n
-Unic\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u0218i mai cum?<\/p>\n
-De\u0219teapt\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u0218i mai cum?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, dai poman\u0103 la s\u0103raci…<\/p>\n
-Las\u0103, b\u0103, divaga\u021biile,\u00a0 c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti Iliescu. Zi-mi dac\u0103 m-am \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at sau nu.<\/p>\n
-E o zi at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103, de ce trebuie s-o stric\u0103m cu negativitate, dragostea mea?<\/p>\n
-Aaaah, deci \u021bi se pare c\u0103 sunt gras\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Am zis eu asta?<\/p>\n
-Ai zis de negativitate.<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103hmm, da, negativitate, adic\u0103 nu, nu e\u0219ti gras\u0103. E\u0219ti doar apetisant\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Cum adic\u0103 apetisant\u0103, vrei s\u0103 spui c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc mult?<\/p>\n
-Nuuuuu. Nu la asta m\u0103 refe…<\/p>\n
-Zi, m\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi fac pagub\u0103 mare?<\/p>\n
-Nu, iubita, de ce spui una ca asta? Ciugule\u0219ti ca o p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Acum m\u0103 faci \u0219i p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103. Tu chiar nu ai pic de respect. Crezi c\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt iubita ta, m\u0103 po\u021bi trata ca pe o curv\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Pfff, \u0219tii ceva, drag\u0103, te\u00a0 cam \u00eentinzi cu drama. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, curvele sunt slabe.<\/p>\n
-Adic\u0103 recuno\u0219ti c\u0103 m-am \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at.<\/p>\n
-Ei bine, da, recunosc. Te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at. E\u0219ti fericit\u0103 acum?<\/p>\n
-Bruhuuuhuuhuuu, de ce nu \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u0219i eu un b\u0103rbat s\u0103 m\u0103 iubeasc\u0103 pentru mine, \u0219i s\u0103 nu vad\u0103 \u00een mine doar un trofeu??<\/p>\n
-Ce trofeu, drag\u0103, poate Cupa Campionilor.<\/p>\n
-Porcule. M\u0103garule. Fiar\u0103. Boule. Animalule. Faci mi\u0219to de greutatea mea, nesim\u021bitule?<\/p>\n
-Nu, drag\u0103, tu ai f\u0103cut mi\u0219to de greutatea ta, cu toate hamburgerele, cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u0219i shaormele cu de toate. Eu doar cedez sub presiune. \u0218i la propriu, \u0219i la figurat.<\/p>\n
-\u0218tii ceva, b\u0103i, institut zootehnic. Eu dau jos c\u00e2te kilograme vreau eu, dar tu nu ai de unde s\u0103 adaugi neuroni la creierul \u0103la prost.<\/p>\n
-Dar nu \u021bi-am zis s\u0103 dai jos nimic, iubire, \u00eemi plac sl\u0103ninu\u021bele tale. Tu ai chef de scandal?<\/p>\n
-Sl\u0103ninu\u021bele??? Adic\u0103 eu am sl\u0103ninu\u021be?<\/p>\n
-OK, \u0103\u0103\u0103, \u021besuturile adipoase?<\/p>\n
-At\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t. Divor\u021b, m\u00e2ine la prima or\u0103.<\/p>\n
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