{"id":18283,"date":"2019-08-28T09:45:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T06:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18283"},"modified":"2020-03-11T21:33:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T18:33:34","slug":"opt-moduri-in-care-kardashienii-ne-au-afectat-fara-sa-ne-dam-seama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/opt-moduri-in-care-kardashienii-ne-au-afectat-fara-sa-ne-dam-seama\/","title":{"rendered":"Opt moduri \u00een care Kardashienii ne-au afectat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, am primit un anun\u021b de casting. Emisiune reality show caut\u0103 personaje blabla. Practic, s\u0103 te duci s\u0103 te b\u0103l\u0103c\u0103re\u0219ti la tv \u0219i s\u0103 te pun\u0103 drept &#8220;persoan\u0103 real\u0103&#8221;. Problema e c\u0103 \u0219i acum trei zile am primit un casting. Emisiune reality show caut\u0103 cupluri nu \u0219tiu de care. \u0218i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar ieri mi-a picat fisa. Fratemeleu, dar mai produce cineva seriale? \u00cen afar\u0103 de cele well established, mai face cineva, you know, fic\u021biune, bine filmat\u0103, bine montat\u0103, cu un scenariu profesionist, care s\u0103 ajung\u0103 cu m\u0103iestrie narativ\u0103 din punctul A \u00een B \u0219i apoi \u00een C?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen mare parte, nu. Toat\u0103 lumea face reality shows. Reduci costurile scenariului, pui o camer\u0103 plan general \u0219i una plan detaliu dac\u0103 e s\u0103 prind\u0103 ceva \u0219i gata materialul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i de aici mi-a venit ideea acestui articol.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Kardashians killed the fiction star\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pentru cei prea mici s\u0103 \u0219tie, a fost un hit intitulat Video Killed the Radio Star.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W8r-tXRLazs\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e normal ca prevalen\u021ba imaginii s\u0103 se \u00eensc\u0103uneze peste audio simplu, e oarecum trist ca low costul \u0219i efectele ieftine ale reality-ului s\u0103 smulg\u0103 din r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 farmecul \u0219i subtilitatea fic\u021biunii. Bine, acolo unde era vorba de farmec \u0219i subtilitate; am mai v\u0103zut \u0219i seriale de un stupid dureros. De aceea, prietenii mei inteligen\u021bi au renun\u021bat to\u021bi la cablu, au aruncat televizoarele \u0219i au abonament online la Netflix \u0219i HBOgo.<\/p>\n<p>Numai c\u0103 prietenii mei inteligen\u021bi sunt statistic irelevan\u021bi \u0219i poporul simplu gust\u0103 din plin circoteca \u0219i situa\u021biile trase de p\u0103r din reality.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii sunt direct responsabili de t\u00e2mpirea entertainmentului.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>2. Am crescut cu Friends \u0219i Seinfeld.<\/p>\n<p>Ambele abundau de umor. Umor situa\u021bional, umor voluntar, umor voluntar-involuntar, umor de personaj, umor \u00een toate formele lui.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, au ap\u0103rut Kardashienii, cu obtuzitatea lor grosier\u0103 \u0219i platitudinea lor perpetu\u0103, \u0219i s-au apucat s\u0103 ucid\u0103 tot umorul din lume. Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 unica form\u0103 de umor pe care o practic\u0103 e umorul involuntar &#8211; involuntar, adic\u0103 bubuie de proaste \u0219i tu r\u00e2zi de ele, au \u0219i legitimat lipsa umorului ca o form\u0103 valabil\u0103 de entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i jur, \u00eenainte nu era a\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu r\u00e2deai, fie pl\u00e2ngeai de s\u0103rea c\u0103ma\u0219a de pe tine, fie \u021bipai de groaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii au impus genul de entertainment &#8220;meh&#8221;.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>3. At\u00e2t Friends, c\u00e2t \u0219i Seinfeld aveau actori talenta\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 nu suntem de acord cu fiecare derapaj al lui Jennifer Aniston sau cu interviurile celebre unde Jerry Seinfeld \u00ee\u0219i apostrofa mali\u021bios ho\u0219tii, dar nu le po\u021bi nega talentul vizibil, m\u0103iestria, TALENTUL.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, au ap\u0103rut Kardashienii. \u0218i au impus un nou gen de vedet\u0103: vedeta care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic, dar e celebr\u0103 pentru c\u0103 e notorie, \u0219i e notorie pentru c\u0103 e celebr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii au adus moartea talentului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4. Slav\u0103 domnului, \u00een anturajul de 20+ \u00een\u00a0 care m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu a p\u0103truns moda curului c\u00e2t China. Dar \u00een lista mea de Instagram deja o v\u0103d l\u0103b\u0103r\u021b\u00e2ndu-se ca o boal\u0103 hidoas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>NU \u00een\u021beleg de ce \u0219i-ar dori cineva o asemenea monstruozitate de cur. Siliconul e mai greu dec\u00e2t carnea omeneasc\u0103 \u0219i solicit\u0103 coloana vertebral\u0103 inutil. \u0218i am mamelit eu \u00een glum\u0103 c\u00e2teva siliconate: atingerea aia e moartea definitiv\u0103 a pasiunii. Nu se simte a corp omenesc nici cu slujbe. \u00cemi imaginez c\u0103 a pune capr\u0103 pe una cu silicon \u00een fese e ca \u0219i cum ai da o lab\u0103 cu o pung\u0103 de la Lidl.<\/p>\n<p>De ce??<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii ne-au tras pe cur pe to\u021bi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>5. Kylie era o adolescent\u0103 adorabil\u0103. Cu toate micile defecte \u0219i marile calit\u0103\u021bi ale adolescen\u021bei. \u0218i printre micile defecte erau aceste complexe specific adolescentine legate de orice imperfec\u021biune, c\u00e2t de mic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, s-a plasat sub bisturiul chirurgului estetician \u0219i \u0219i-a corectat tot: fa\u021b\u0103, nas, buze, corp.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 te h\u0103cuie\u0219ti din adolescen\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd tonusul pielii \u0219i al corpului sunt natural impecabile, ce vei face la 25, 30, 40, 50 \u0219i respectiv 60 de ani?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: procesul natural al maturiz\u0103rii presupune s\u0103 construie\u0219ti \u00een timp un raport realist cu propriul corp \u0219i cu propria fa\u021b\u0103. Kardashienii au venit s\u0103 ne \u00eenve\u021be c\u0103 exist\u0103 shortcut-ul scalpelului pentru absolut orice.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>6. Cine spune c\u0103 inventatoarea contouringului e Kim bate c\u00e2mpii cu gra\u021bie. De c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, makeup arti\u0219tii umbreau cu un brun subtil obrajii prea la\u021bi \u0219i f\u0103lcile c\u0103rnoase. Cu accentul pe SUBTIL.\u00a0 Repet \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u0219i pentru \u0103ia care citesc pe mobil: SUBTIL.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, prin prisma machiajului de tip Kardashian, s-a impus contouringul aplicat cu un Snickers pus s\u0103 se topeasc\u0103 la soare \u00een prealabil o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. \u00cen cuvintele prietenei mele makeup artist: Toate g\u00e2\u0219tele astea vor o ton\u0103 de c\u0103c\u0103niu pe fa\u021b\u0103. De ce am dat eu banii pe cursuri de makeup? Nu mai bine mergeam la taic\u0103-miu zidar s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 dau cu gletul?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii ni s-au c\u0103cat colectiv pe fa\u021b\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>7. Kardashienii se m\u0103rit\u0103, divor\u021beaz\u0103 \u00een patru zile, fac copii dintr-o toan\u0103, adopt\u0103 animale care dispar misterios dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva episoade. Sunt &#8220;debarasate&#8221; ca s\u0103 fiu finu\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Orice decizie de o via\u0163\u0103 e o chestie volatil\u0103 precum o marf\u0103 chinezeasc\u0103 defect\u0103 la a treia utilizare. Unicul mariaj care rezist\u0103 e al lui Kanye, \u015fi asta pentru c\u0103 Kanye e suficient de miserupist \u015fi de nebun s\u0103 nu ascund\u0103 c\u0103 urineaz\u0103 cu jet pe tot businessul de familie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii au anulat ideea de responsabilitate pe propriile decizii.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>8. Makeupul teribil de prost \u015fi de scump lansat de Kylie, \u015fi care se vinde ca p\u00e2inea cald\u0103 strict pentru brand.<\/p>\n<p>Au mai fost vedete care \u015fi-au pus numele pe un produs. Dar \u00een general ideea era de calitate. Echipa vedetei se asigura c\u0103 produsul va reflecta valoarea brandului personal al superstarului.<\/p>\n<p>Enter Kylie makeup.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom line: Kardashienii au impus calitatea de tarab\u0103 la pre\u0163uri de mall. De fapt, cam asta e chintesen\u0163a, \u00een c\u00e2teva cuvinte, a brandului Kardashian \u00een sine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, am primit un anun\u021b de casting. Emisiune reality show caut\u0103 personaje blabla. Practic, s\u0103 te duci s\u0103 te b\u0103l\u0103c\u0103re\u0219ti la tv \u0219i s\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/kard.jpg?fit=560%2C315&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18283"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19183,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18283\/revisions\/19183"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}