{"id":18297,"date":"2019-08-30T09:17:27","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T06:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18297"},"modified":"2019-08-30T09:19:35","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T06:19:35","slug":"implacabila-drama-a-locului-din-autobuz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/implacabila-drama-a-locului-din-autobuz\/","title":{"rendered":"Implacabila dram\u0103 a locului din autobuz"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am \u00een list\u0103 un b\u0103iat care \u021bine cu stricte\u021be contabilitatea locurilor din autobuz pe care \u0219i le adjudec\u0103 de la “feminazi”. Din trei \u00een trei zile, cititorul afl\u0103 cum eroul nostru a mai smuls vr\u0103jma\u015fului, care are \u00eentotdeauna p\u0103rul verde \u015fi un aer sictirit, oportunitatea rar\u0103 \u015fi inegalabil\u0103 de a-\u015fi propti fundul de un plastic pre\u0163 de zece minute. <\/p>\n

Wow, \u00eemi spun de fiecare dat\u0103. Priorit\u0103\u0163i, nu te joci. <\/p>\n

Sunt oameni care descoper\u0103 leacuri miraculoase pentru cancer, oameni care se antreneaz\u0103 pentru urm\u0103torul zbor \u00een spa\u021biu \u015fi oameni care se zbat din r\u0103runchi pentru un loc \u00een autobuz. \u015ei tr\u0103iesc un triumf at\u00e2t de intens cu asta, \u00eenc\u00e2t simt nevoia s\u0103-l tr\u00e2mbi\u0163eze \u00eentregii lumi. <\/p>\n

Faza amuzant\u0103 e c\u0103 \u00eei \u015fi v\u0103d pe \u0103\u015ftia \u00een metrou. Cu priviri de vultur \u015fi vitez\u0103 de alerg\u0103tor kenyan. Alerg\u00e2nd pentru un scaun ca \u015fi cum via\u0163a \u015fi respectul lor de sine depinde de asta. Fiecare loc pe care \u00eel smulgi de la vreo ipotetic\u0103 femeie \u00ee\u0163i adaug\u0103 zece c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00een soclul statuii pe care \u0163i-o cl\u0103de\u015fti de unul singur. <\/p>\n

Cam de c\u00e2nd am venit la Bucure\u015fti, am renun\u0163at la orice dorin\u0163\u0103 sau a\u015fteptare de a sta jos \u00een mijloacele de transport \u00een comun. Dac\u0103 e un moment al liber al zilei, \u015fi sunt multe scaune disponibile, da, m\u0103 a\u015fez. Dac\u0103 e aglomera\u0163ie \u015fi remarc spirit de competi\u0163ie \u00een jur legat de care dintre noi d\u0103 din coate mai abitir s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige zece minute de a\u015fezare, m\u0103 retrag \u00een zona dintre vagoane s\u0103 stea masculii feroci pe scaune, c\u0103 nah, sunt obosi\u0163i, s\u0103rmanii. <\/p>\n

E genul de concurs la care nu m\u0103 \u00eenscriu by default, pentru c\u0103 miza mi se pare infim\u0103. Ridicol\u0103. Lipsit\u0103 de orice relevan\u0163\u0103 \u00een planul larg al scopurilor mele. <\/p>\n

E foarte bine \u00een picioare. Mai exersezi pozi\u0163ia vertical\u0103, mai exersezi echilibru, s\u0103 nu ui\u0163i c\u0103 e\u015fti om. Oricum, de obicei, la finalul c\u0103l\u0103toriei, de obicei ajungi \u00eentr-un loc \u00een care stai \u00een cur, dup\u0103 care te duci acas\u0103 \u0219i, din nou, stai \u00een cur la laptop. Cele zece minute, hai sfert de or\u0103, nu au ucis pe absolut nimeni, dimpotriv\u0103. Mai mult te-au tonifiat, \u00een imperiul \u0103sta de sedentarism \u00een care fiin\u021b\u0103m. <\/p>\n

Sta\u021bi voi pe scaune, b\u0103rba\u021bi. Nu vi le voi disputa niciodat\u0103. \u00cen schimb, c\u00e2\u0219tig bilet \u00een r\u00e2ndul \u00eent\u00e2i la r\u0103zboiul vostru cu pensionarele \u0219i cu obezii. Toate aceste categorii de obosi\u021bi din oficiu. <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd via\u021ba nu \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 lucruri semnificative pentru care s\u0103 lup\u021bi, \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103n\u00e2ne o singur\u0103 redut\u0103 de cucerit. Un loc \u00een autobuz. S\u0103-l st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u0219ti s\u0103n\u0103tos. <\/p>\n

Foto: Pexels.com. <\/p>\n

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