{"id":18305,"date":"2019-09-01T10:45:42","date_gmt":"2019-09-01T07:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18305"},"modified":"2019-09-01T11:08:16","modified_gmt":"2019-09-01T08:08:16","slug":"plan-de-bataie-apropiata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/plan-de-bataie-apropiata\/","title":{"rendered":"Plan de b\u0103taie apropiat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unii dintre haterii mei mi-au scris c\u0103 &#8220;lol, haha, vrei s\u0103 dai \u00een judecat\u0103 tot internetul&#8221;, c\u00e2nd am scris limpede c\u0103 nu sunt de acord s\u0103 mi se fac\u0103 poze cu japca \u015fi c\u0103 m\u00e2ine m\u0103 duc la poli\u0163ie cu print screens.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu voi viza pe cei mul\u0163i care au comentat aiurea, ci doar pe cei doi postaci originali ai pozelor, din autobaza: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/adrian.dutescuu\">Adi Du\u0163escu<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/juganaru.petrisor\"><strong>Jug\u0103naru Petri\u015for<\/strong>.<\/a> Despre Jug\u0103naru Petri\u015for afl\u0103m c\u0103 e din Slatina, Olt, \u015fi c\u0103 a studiat la Politehnic\u0103, \u00een Bucure\u015fti, deci e u\u015for de localizat.<\/p>\n<p>Adi Du\u0163escu are info doar c\u0103 e din Bucure\u015fti, \u00een schimb, are poze:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18306\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=520%2C293&amp;ssl=1 520w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?resize=720%2C405&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18307\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=520%2C293&amp;ssl=1 520w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?resize=720%2C405&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/ad2.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ace\u015fti doi oameni nu au taguit un autor c\u00e2nd au postat imaginile luate f\u0103r\u0103 acord \u00een Autobaza, de unde deducem c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 c\u0103 ei le-au f\u0103cut. Sau ne vor povesti cine le-a f\u0103cut de fapt.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Deci, stima\u0163i hateri care mi-a\u0163i aruncat ur\u0103 cu furca pe wall, nu, nu ne vedem \u00een instan\u0163\u0103. I pick my battles. R\u0103m\u00e2ne doar s\u0103 medita\u0163i dac\u0103 e normal s\u0103 v\u0103 n\u0103pusti\u0163i pe un om care nu v-a f\u0103cut nimic \u015fi s\u0103-l agresa\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 vreun motiv serios.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei apoi c\u00e2nd acesta v\u0103 spune c\u0103 sunte\u0163i pro\u015fti, s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u0163i cu report la Marky, parc\u0103 a\u0163i fi subit pre\u015fcolari: &#8220;Duaaaamnaaaaaa, a zis Lorenaaaa de mineee c\u0103 sunt proooooost. U\u0103\u0103\u0103h\u0103h\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei Marky: &#8220;Vai, cum s\u0103-i spui una ca asta lui Gigel, Lorena?? Ban 30 de zile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Faptul c\u0103 am eu ban 30 de zile nu v\u0103 face mai pu\u0163in pro\u015fti, Autobaza. Bubui\u0163i de pro\u015fti. \u015ei m\u0103 pute\u0163i alunga de pe tot internetul, c\u0103 tot pro\u015fti sunte\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 v\u0103 butthurt at\u00e2t de u\u015for reac\u0163iile abrupte ale altuia, e o idee s\u0103 v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i de jobul de heckleri pe net \u015fi s\u0103 face\u0163i ceva util societ\u0103\u0163ii. Inclusiv videochat.<\/p>\n<p>Diferen\u0163a \u00eentre videochatiste \u015fi voi e c\u0103 ele ofer\u0103 un serviciu util cuiva, pl\u0103tesc impozite \u015fi se \u00eentre\u0163in singure. Voi doar parazita\u0163i banii p\u0103rin\u0163ilor \u015fi timpul unor oameni care n-aveau ini\u0163ial nimic de \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it cu voi \u015fi nu v-au deranjat cu nimic.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 te iei de un om c\u0103 a f\u0103cut o reclam\u0103, \u00een calitate de actor, s\u0103-l urm\u0103re\u015fti prin metrou \u015fi s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i c\u0103 uiteeee, actorul Lorena Lupu, care a interpretat ni\u015fte ipostaze de chatist\u0103 \u00eentr-o reclam\u0103 pl\u0103tit\u0103 e la fel de dumb ca \u015fi cum l-ai urm\u0103ri pe Anthony Hopkins m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd burgeri \u00eentr-o mar\u0163i: Uiteeee, \u0103sta nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ficaaa\u0163i de victimeee inocenteee. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>So dumb. So endlessly dumb.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu, nu m\u0103 cred vedet\u0103. Nici celebr\u0103, nici notorie, nici starlet\u0103, nici pula calului. M\u0103 cred \u00eens\u0103 un om liber, care are dreptul s\u0103 decid\u0103 UNDE \u015fi CUM este filmat, fotografiat \u015fi \u00eenregistrat, \u015fi dac\u0103 legile de acum nu \u00eemi dau dreptate, sunt gata s\u0103 apelez la cele interna\u0163ionale, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd cineva va spune &#8220;A\u015fa e, Lorena. Nimeni nu te poate filma, poza, \u00eenregistra cu japca.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt actor. Imaginea \u015fi vocea mea cost\u0103 bani. Punct.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e2ine merg la poli\u0163ie. Cu print screens care dovedesc c\u0103<\/p>\n<p>a) Ace\u015fti tipi mi-au postat pozele f\u0103cute cu japca.<\/p>\n<p>b) Reac\u0163ii absolut oribile de peste tot din grupuri, care dovedesc prejudiciul de imagine.<\/p>\n<p>At\u00e2t pe moment.<\/p>\n<p>See you later, alligator.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unii dintre haterii mei mi-au scris c\u0103 &#8220;lol, haha, vrei s\u0103 dai \u00een judecat\u0103 tot internetul&#8221;, c\u00e2nd am scris limpede c\u0103 nu sunt de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/agenda.jpg?fit=4277%2C6415&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18305"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18311,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18305\/revisions\/18311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}