{"id":18345,"date":"2019-09-08T19:24:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-08T16:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=18345"},"modified":"2019-09-08T19:33:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T16:33:55","slug":"internet-nu-fi-prostul-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/internet-nu-fi-prostul-asta\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet, nu fi prostul \u0103sta"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen general, pe grupul meu Lorena Lupu’s Happy Gangbangers<\/a><\/strong> se posteaz\u0103 glume, glumi\u0163e \u015fi haio\u015fenii. Cam ca \u00een Autobaza 2.0, minus partea cu stalkerit lume pe strad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, apare \u015fi componenta scary.<\/p>\n

De exemplu, o fat\u0103 a postat discu\u0163ia privat\u0103 avut\u0103 cu prostul \u0103sta:<\/p>\n

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2019, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie pe net hapciupaliticul care \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 acceptul pe Facebook \u00eel oblig\u0103 pe interlocutor s\u0103-i dedice timpul \u015fi aten\u0163ia lui exclusiv\u0103. \u015ei, dup\u0103 mutra bine b\u0103t\u0103torit\u0103 de camioanele destinului, nu e clar c\u0103 nu e vreun pu\u015fti de 13 ani care s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 cu iluzia c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103-sa \u00eel cocolo\u015fe\u015fte \u015fi-i cump\u0103r\u0103 mereu caramele, tot internetul \u00eei datoreaz\u0103 s\u0103-l cocolo\u015feasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i cumpere mereu caramele.<\/p>\n

E ditamai primata adult\u0103 \u015fi posibil vaccinat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 nu prime\u015fte numitul timp \u015fi numita aten\u0163ie la ordin, f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, animala d\u0103 fr\u00e2u liber la robinetul de \u00eenjur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n

Datorit\u0103 unor pro\u015fti ca \u0103sta, multor femei le e team\u0103 s\u0103 dea accept cererilor de la b\u0103rba\u0163i. S-a ajuns c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i trebuie s\u0103 dai examen c\u0103 nu e\u015fti idiot, \u015fi abia dup\u0103 aceea te prime\u015fte lumea \u00een liste. Feministe nenorocite, ce tare ne-au discreditat, ofteaz\u0103 aici Gigel.<\/p>\n

Nu, Gigele, nu feminista nenorocit\u0103 trimite mesaje de \u00eenjur\u0103turi persoanelor care nu simt c\u0103 datoreaz\u0103 timp de taifas privat necunoscu\u0163ilor. Nu feminista nenorocit\u0103 bag\u0103 video calls str\u0103inilor la un\u015fpe noaptea \u015fi nu feminista nenorocit\u0103 bag\u0103 audio calls la 3 diminea\u0163a c\u0103 te arat\u0103 telefonul verde \u015fi sigur e\u015fti online. Nu feminista nenorocit\u0103 trimite dick pics sau \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 extrag\u0103 sex cu sila de la persoane care n-au nici o treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ci confra\u0163ii t\u0103i, exact ca muia asta din imagine.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u015ftia v\u0103 foot imaginea colectiv.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 nu i-a\u0163i avea pe \u0103\u015ftia \u015fi v-a\u0163i purta voi normal pe net, ar putea oricine s\u0103 latre orice. Adev\u0103rul s-ar vedea singur.<\/p>\n

\u015ei pe bune, internet, treze\u015fte-te.<\/p>\n

Nu, addul pe Facebook nu oblig\u0103 pe nimeni la nimic.<\/p>\n

Po\u0163i interac\u0163iona \u00een comentarii cu o bun\u0103ciune, sau alta, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eemprieteni\u0163i, \u015fi dac\u0103 e, g\u0103se\u015fte ea pretextul potrivit s\u0103 te contacteze privat.<\/p>\n

Nu fi prost degeaba,\u00a0 internet, c\u0103 nici tu nu foo\u0163i, dar nici al\u0163ii nu foot din cauza ta.<\/p>\n

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\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen general, pe grupul meu Lorena Lupu’s Happy Gangbangers se posteaz\u0103 glume, glumi\u0163e \u015fi haio\u015fenii. Cam ca \u00een Autobaza 2.0, minus partea cu stalkerit...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18345"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18358,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18345\/revisions\/18358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}